Torture, ah yes, it's funny how one little word can give us such amusement and excitement, ne? Torture is humorous, it's hilarious, and enough of it can kill you. And so, on the subject of torture, allow me to introduce to you Yuske, Kuwabara, Kurama, and Hiei. Yes, these four boys also experienced torture. No, not the torture that involves whips, chains etc. But the torture that makes us laugh. Here is their torture, caused by certain women named Nikorasu (Niko for short) and Sarra, and how they managed to catch them to inflict it.
"KUUURRRAAAMMMAAAA!" Niko coos, running up to the red-headed fox, "KURRAMA! STOP PLEASE!" Yes, still running, "HEY JACKASS! I SAID STOP!" He stops. I would be lying if I said he was happy to see Niko, infact he was scared shitless.
"Man, I'm scared shitless." Kurama mutters. Um, I just said that, but oh well. Niko catches up to him and jumps on his back.
"Hi Kurama!"
"(sigh) Hello Nikorasu-chan."
"Guess what?"
"What?"
"I'm gonna kidnap you so Sarra and I can torture you! Not the kind that involves whips and chains and etc. but the funny kind!" And with that, Niko whips out the bat of doom/ bishie knocking out and knocks him out, dragging him to her house.
With Sarra, across the street….
Hiei was silently eating a poor pigeon that he skewered with his sword, watching Kurama's torture and laughing to himself.
"Keh, stupid fox."
"HI HIEI!" Hiei lets out a startled scream and falls out of the tree and breaks his neck and dies. Kidding. He does fall out of the tree, but he only blacks out, leaving a poor half-eaten pigeon on his sword.
"WOOO! I KNOCKED OUT HIEI!" Sarra jumps out of the tree and picks up Hiei. She then pokes the dead pigeon on Hiei's sword, "Ew." She chucks the sword away and drags Hiei to Niko's and her secret hideout where, along with Sesshomaru, Inuyasha, Sauske, and other random anime people have been tortured for fun, the gang will be tortured.
LET THE GAMES BEGIN!