but he would never go for me he only goes for the girls with long hair," whined the pink haired kunochi
U r such a crybaby —said the azure orbed beauty contemptuously as she brushed her silky hare with her fanciest brush while she facetiminged her bff as they shopped in the same store but at different ends for their gowns for the kunoichi games which has supposed to happening soon in Konohomonga….. Was all part o f teh secret plan Tsunade made to pair up her pink apprentiss with a studmuffin ninja for sexy tiems
It was so secrit everyone but the emerald orbed ninjette new about it (because Tsunday was really smart).
(author's note: every one in the background is staring jealously at the two girls because they're so super hot, but they ninjas are used to it because they're so pretty and know they're hot so they ignore everyone)
(author's note again: in the background The Weeknd is playing in the gown boutique and also Ino's makeup is perfect like Ariana Grande m.a.c. on fleek perfect and Sakura looks really casual but still really sexy)
«Omg its him!»
The grapefruit-pink-flesh-haired kunoichi was wearing a mauve and saffron silk confection called 'Parfait' with the violet purple corset-laced top and black petticoats of taffeta and muslin with gold trim that sparkled like diamonds in the night sky beneath her heavign bosom dove behind the rack of Spanx when her best frenemy exclaimed suddenly.
"Just joshin ya" teased the blonde prettily.
"Omg your such a bitch" whined serratia marcescensura gustily.
(But really her crush was right outside and they didn't know it yet but there was about ot be sum drama-llama-ding-dong!)
Y r u hiding? Yule get ugly if you frown you know from stress lines said the sapphire-orbed kunoichi as she cast her orbs judgingly down on her best friend's shitty choice of frock
"You must be a wheel," said the blond ninja not ninjette because he was a boy.
OMG your so annoying! Exclaimed the rosacea ninjette young woman as her kryptonite-ian orbs flashed at him dangerously with cautious warning angrily
"Because youve been rolling thru my head all day!" he finished bigly with a cheesy grin full of teeth and bits of food he'd been eating earlier at the food court which was really gross and cheap and fatty and bad for him.
"Ugh you suck," gasped the blond kunoichiette gustily.
"No I'm just tired of racing after you. Get it? Get the car jokes?"
"OMG this sucks lets go eat sushi" said bubblegrum hair.
"Ok".
AN: Thank you to everyone who ever complained about my update schedule. (Check out DeGlace's "Marrow" update for more April Fools shenanigans!)