disclaimer: squaresoft owns final fantasy 8, carie owns herself, and jess
owns herself.
a/n [jess]: hm, well, this is the product of two strangely insane people.
hm, enjoy!
a/n [carie]: selvine readers beware!
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Prolouge
Zell Dincht and Selphie Tillmit, Balamb's two most hyper people. No one ever expected that they'd get together, let alone married; no one at all. It was a shock to most people in the beginning; Selphie was reportedly engaged to Irvine, the self-proclaimed ladies man. However, after finding him dating other women, she broke it off with Irvine. She found comfort in her old friend Zell, who had also just, broke up with his girlfriend.
Yes, after that whole mess with the sorceress, Zell hooked up with the girl who worked in the library and had a major crush on him. But after finding out they had little in common, and she found Zell to be quite annoying they broke up. Shortly after their break ups Selphie and Zell began dating. No one thought their relationship would last. However they dated for almost two years when Zell finally proposed. It had been a simple ceremony in Balamb with a few people there. The two had never been so happy. Again no one thought the marriage would last.
A few months after they were married...
"ZELL! We're gonna have kids!" Selphie shouted from the bathroom.
The spikey blonde haired young man stepped into the bathroom behind his new bride.
"What did you say?" he asked the brunette woman before him.
"I said, "We're gonna have kids"!" She exclaimed excitedly.
"NOW?!" he asked in shock, causing Selphie to giggle.
"No, Zell. I'm pregnant," she squealed happily.
"Y-you're pregnant?" he stuttered in disbelief.
"Yes, silly, I'm pregnant!"
Zell fainted right then and there, and Selphie stood over him looking at him. She blinked a few times as he twitched in shock.
A few months passed with regular trips to the doctor and lots of parenting classes. It wasn't until 6 months later that they knew...
"You're going to have twins," Dr. Kadowaki stated.
"T-twins?" Zell asked.
"TWINS!" Selphie shouted happily.
Zell and Selphie had been frantically shopping, preparing for the arrival of the new twins. They walked aimlessly down another aisle of yet another baby store.
"They're boys, I just know they are," Zell said, picking up some stuffed footballs and other items intended for boys.
"How do YOU know its gonna be boys?" asked Selphie skeptically.
"Because, I can feel it. Just watch. You'll see! Yeah, I'll teach 'em martial arts." He looked at Selphie. "They'll be the greatest fighters of all time!"
Selphie rolled here eyes. "Well, I think it'll be twin GIRLS!"
Zell set the football down. "Yeah, and what makes you so sure?"
She smiled mischievously. "The doctor's report."
"WHAT?!?!" Zell shouted, causing people to look at him like he was insane. "That's what it says," she said with a grin. "Selphie Tillmit will be giving birth to two twin girls. Expected on the date of Friday, October 13."
Zell stood, mouth open in utter disbelief. Little did he know that this would be the beginning of total insanity.
Zell Dincht and Selphie Tillmit, Balamb's two most hyper people. No one ever expected that they'd get together, let alone married; no one at all. It was a shock to most people in the beginning; Selphie was reportedly engaged to Irvine, the self-proclaimed ladies man. However, after finding him dating other women, she broke it off with Irvine. She found comfort in her old friend Zell, who had also just, broke up with his girlfriend.
Yes, after that whole mess with the sorceress, Zell hooked up with the girl who worked in the library and had a major crush on him. But after finding out they had little in common, and she found Zell to be quite annoying they broke up. Shortly after their break ups Selphie and Zell began dating. No one thought their relationship would last. However they dated for almost two years when Zell finally proposed. It had been a simple ceremony in Balamb with a few people there. The two had never been so happy. Again no one thought the marriage would last.
A few months after they were married...
"ZELL! We're gonna have kids!" Selphie shouted from the bathroom.
The spikey blonde haired young man stepped into the bathroom behind his new bride.
"What did you say?" he asked the brunette woman before him.
"I said, "We're gonna have kids"!" She exclaimed excitedly.
"NOW?!" he asked in shock, causing Selphie to giggle.
"No, Zell. I'm pregnant," she squealed happily.
"Y-you're pregnant?" he stuttered in disbelief.
"Yes, silly, I'm pregnant!"
Zell fainted right then and there, and Selphie stood over him looking at him. She blinked a few times as he twitched in shock.
A few months passed with regular trips to the doctor and lots of parenting classes. It wasn't until 6 months later that they knew...
"You're going to have twins," Dr. Kadowaki stated.
"T-twins?" Zell asked.
"TWINS!" Selphie shouted happily.
Zell and Selphie had been frantically shopping, preparing for the arrival of the new twins. They walked aimlessly down another aisle of yet another baby store.
"They're boys, I just know they are," Zell said, picking up some stuffed footballs and other items intended for boys.
"How do YOU know its gonna be boys?" asked Selphie skeptically.
"Because, I can feel it. Just watch. You'll see! Yeah, I'll teach 'em martial arts." He looked at Selphie. "They'll be the greatest fighters of all time!"
Selphie rolled here eyes. "Well, I think it'll be twin GIRLS!"
Zell set the football down. "Yeah, and what makes you so sure?"
She smiled mischievously. "The doctor's report."
"WHAT?!?!" Zell shouted, causing people to look at him like he was insane. "That's what it says," she said with a grin. "Selphie Tillmit will be giving birth to two twin girls. Expected on the date of Friday, October 13."
Zell stood, mouth open in utter disbelief. Little did he know that this would be the beginning of total insanity.