The office of unbuissness like things
Welcome, Basch Zwingli!
The W.W institution was a medium sized office, and on the outside looked like an average place with normal workers who actually worked. However, the W.W institution was anything but a normal office with normal employees little did Basch Zwingli know before he went to work on his first day.
"I hope the co-workers aren't annoying" Basch thought as he opened the doors to his new office building.
He was hit, hit with confetti canons and sparkles. "WELCOME BASCH ZWINGLI!" all of the staff yelled. Almost all of them looked excited to see him. "I am sorry about the confetti it won in votes so we had to do it. I am Ludwig Bulishmidt nice to meet you." Ludwig a rather tall German held out his hand. He looked quite professional despite having a girl riding on top of him. "I am Daisy Vargas! If you're wondering I am Luddy's fiancé!" She let out a happy "Ve" and kissed Ludwig's forehead. Basch swore he heard "potato freak" coming from somewhere
Basch soon met every worker and just so happened to hate all of them, except some Canadian whose name he forgets. It was chaotic.
A Greek woman named Hera has a cat but when her boyfriend Kiku told her they weren't allowed cats she said it followed her, everyone believes her since there wasn't a collar and it looked quite scruffy looking in a cute stray cat way.
Alice chased a man named Francis while yelling at him with her heavy British accent, and to Basch's surprise she was dating the most American person on earth. Alfred snatched the picture that Francis had got of Alice, while doing that he yelled "the hero will save you Iggy!" then when he looked at it his eyes grew wide and his mouth gaped open. He then continued to stare at it then he beat up France then stared back at it. Alice ran over to her boyfriend and said "don't stare at it like that!" "Hey can I frame this?" Alfred asked. "… What no." she blushed madly and took it away from him. Another German man who happens to be Ludwig's brother asked Alfred what it was. "Dude it was her in a bikini." Alfred whispered. That earned Gilbert a hit in the head with a frying pan by a Hungarian girl named Elizabeth. "Ow Liz, what was that for?" he asked "um… nothing in practical." she replied then ran off.
Basch hated his office it was out of control and the workers were constantly on break. Even his Canadian friend laughed with them.
"hey Lovi how did you do that?" daisy cooed over her sister Lovina's Italian flag printed nails, with one Spanish flag painted of her middle finger. "I want my thumb to have the German flag." Daisy said. "Okay, I will do the Italian flag for you but none of that German stuff; it's already annoying that you spend every minute with him." Lovina had her usual frown on. "But you have the Spanish flag on your nails though." Daisy whined. Antonio perked up when he heard this being the Spaniard boyfriend he was. "Well I save that finger for special occasions." She smirked. (It's on her middle finger) Antonio hugged her tightly "Lovi~ my tomatotina!" he chimed happily. "Ugh Antonio get off me…" she squirmed bright red. It didn't work.
Now, what irritated Basch the most was all the couples's lovely-doveyness and how happy they were not thinking about the important things.
And by the end of the day Basch made up his mind he wasn't like them let alone did he like them, he wanted an actual job where workers actually worked. So he quit.
Ludwig and everyone saw it coming. They offered him a farewell party but he declined the offer and slammed the door.
Now there was only one serious one left, Ludwig but he loved the crazy office building just the way it was. No work, confetti cannons, arguments, fights, laughter, and friendship in all. "I guess Basch missed it. It was an amazing deal."