CHARACTER CHECKS:
. Luffy: is that fat guy at the beginning whose arm is bitten off by a shark. He is then killed viciously and graphically on a stretcher by a shark.
. Zolo: is the Shark Wrangler, Carter Blake (or something like that) . He lives!
. Nami: is the pretty British woman (Suzan) responsible for the whole thing. She gets eaten by a shark - literally folded in two and swallowed.
. Usopp: is that gay guy whose scared of stuff. Dougie or something like that. He gets chomped in two by a shark.
. Sanji: is the preacher cook played by L L Cool J. He lives! (Though only just...)
. Vivi: is the blonde woman, the one that the Shark Wrangler liked (it's so obvious, even though she loved the fat guy!). She gets bitten around the waist and killed by a shark.
Ace: is the black guy, the bossy one, played by Samuel. L. Jackson. He's ripped in two by two sharks. Special...
. Chopper: is Patty or somebody like that, the person up in the tower thingy that died in the helicopter crash.
ACT ONE
Scene I
(Miss the first part, skip straight to a bit of action...)
"Nami, we need you up here right away!"
Nami stood in the elevator, clenching and unclenching her fists. What was wrong now? As if anything should go wrong - they were only working with a trio of huge killer Mako Sharks. But no biggie. The voice calling Nami was Chopper, a little reindeer guy whom was like a secretary to this "mission" - with its motives hidden from all by Nami. Nami waited until the elevator had stopped, and then she stepped outside and into the cool night.
"Guys?" She called.
Two flares were set off.
Nami gulped.
Suddenly bright lights flashed on all around her, and everybody up on the top balcony yelled: "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, NAMI!"
Nami clasped her hands together. What a wonderful surprise!
Everyone was there: Usopp (whom was gay but oh well...), Princess Vivi, Vivi's good friend Luffy, Ace, Sanji the cook (food compliments of him) and Chopper.
And Zolo, the shark wrangler, arrived a few minutes later, as Usopp was telling Sanji that he didn't like Sanji's cake. (Cut out from the final movie.)
Nami's eyes lit up. So how does one become a Shark Wrangler?