"He fucked me with a toothbrush!" said the mustache man, " that will be the headline of our article. It is the perfect clickbait title. People around the world will want to see what this article is, and once they read it it will be too late."
A thunderbolt flashed in the sky as if to signify something ominous. A bird fell incinerated by the thunderbolt and was caught in eaten by a dog.
On the other side of the world a man flush a toilet. He didn't go pee pee or poo poo, he just like watching the water go down. He has no relevance in the story, but his mother is my sister and she makes me put him in my stories.
Meanwhile Sonic the Hedgehog was running fast, like super fast. No I mean like more fast in the word fast can be said by fast reader who's on cocaine and can win an international speed reading contest while asleep. That doesn't even describe how fast Sonic is, because he's too fast. But not faster than Chris Chan because he has the power of Sonicchu which is a 100% totally original character, don't steal. And Sonic new this, he knew it with all his heart. Even doctor Robotnik new this, but he knew Chris Chan was too fast for him so he had to settle with trying to catch Sonic and that is why he is always upset because he knows he can never capture the truth fastest, the true Chris Chan with the power of Sonicchu and love of totally original characters, don't steal.
SpongeBob was making Krabby Patties at the bottom of the ocean when he heard a knock. It was mr. Krabs, he wanted to tell SpongeBob that he's getting a raise. And that he appreciates SpongeBob so much that he can have a day off. In fact he can have the whole month off, paid time off, just so long as you doesn't come around snooping on his time off around the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob cried, he didn't want time off. He loved working at the Krusty Krab, he begged and pleaded with mr. Krabs. But then something struck him, why would mr. Krabs give them time off and a raise? That's when SpongeBob saw Mr Krabs looked awfully different.
" mr. Krabs you never give me a raise or time off and certainly not a whole month off and definitely not paid time off. In fact I'd say you're not mr. Krabs at all. I'd say you're plankton trying to steal the secret Krabby Patty formula once again. And besides, I'm not SpongeBob." that's when SpongeBob ripped off his skin to reveal it was a disguise and under that disguise was mr. Krabs.
"Ey Ey Ey Ey Ey. You thought you could put an old fast one on me plankton. You will never get the secret formuler."
Suddenly a giant squid came crashing down onto the Krusty Krab. And that was the end of that.
Hentai is awesome.