Disclaimer: I don't own any characters that i use in this story. But just like everyone else, i wish i did.
Warning: this is an extremely boring story, so proceed with caution.
INCREDIBLY STUPID
One day, Sonic was chillin in the backyard of his house. Then all of a sudden, Eggman came out of nowhere.
"Hello, Sonic. I will finally destroy you once and for all! muahaha!", Eggman screamed.
"I'm tryin to relax! You need to get up out my face, and get ta steppin!", Sonic said.
Then, Eggman said, "Fine, I'll go destroy Knuckles. I don't stay nowhere, where I'm not wanted."
Sonic said, "If that was true, you wouldn't be anywhere on this planet"
"Oh, so you got jokes now,"
"I'm not tryin to start nuthin, so can you just leave?"
"Sonic, you coculd open a can of my slimfast with the back of yo spikey head."
"Well, you so fat, and eat so much, that if someone told you it was chilly outside, you would run out the door with a spoon, and a bowl." (you slow people out there might not understand that joke.)
"I'm insulted", and after Eggman said that, he ran away.
Well, i told u it wuz stupid and boring! anywayz, review!