Disclaimer: I do not own Albus Dumbledore, Rita Skeeter, Harry Potter, and anyting else in this story you are familiar with. : )
Oh yes one more thing this is a one-shot and very short!
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POTTER WINS!
Nov. 2, 2006
Written by Rita Skeeter
According to recent reports, Harry Potter, the boy who destroyed He-Who-Must-
"FOR CRYING OUT LOUD CALL HIM BY HIS DAMN NAME...LORD VOLDEMORT. HOW HARD IS IT TO SAY HIS NAME! SAY IT WITH ME PEOPLE LORD VOLD-E-MORT!" Albus Dumbeldore yelled at the Daily Prophet in his hands.
-Not-Be-Named when born and now being called The Chosen One,
"HE IS NOT THE CHOSEN ONE. I AM THE CHOSEN ONE! I AM NOT DEAD! I AM PERFECTLY ALIVE! J.K. ROWLING IS A LIAR." Dumbledore stated, well...er...yelled.
has recently won the Charming Smile Award from Which Witch Weekly. Perhaps we have another Gilderoy Lockhart with us
"HE IS NOT ANOTHER LOCKHART! HE DOESN'T HEX PEOPLE'S MEMORIES AND CLAIM THEY ARE HIS! BESIDES HARRY IS UGLIER THAN LOCKHART!", Dumbledore yelled yet again at the Daily Prophet.
Mr. Potter will receive his award in Diagon Alley on the third Wednesday from next week.
"WHAT? THAT LONG HARRY HAS TO WAIT! THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS! HE SHOULD GET IT NOW! I CAN'T READ ANYMORE OF THIS." shouted Dumbledore once again.
There was a knock on the door when he laid down the Daily Prophet on his desk.
"Yes," Dumbledore called from behind his desk.
"Sir, J.K. Rowling has arrived. She wants to see how you are doing with the rehearsal for your death in Book 6. Should I send her in?" said the voice.
"Yes, give me a minute to rehearse my dramatic death one last time," Dumbledore said cheerfully.
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Well what do you think? Uust a little one shot me and my cousin made up over myspace.