Mmmmhhhhrrrrrrr The Ukulele
Root was at home watching daytime television when an evil witch came along and said:
"I'll give you one wish but you have to pay me $2,553,692 in one week.
"Yay! I can a afford that. I wish I had a ukulele!"
"Very well." She handed him a ukulele "But you must pay me in one week"
Root spent the next week playing his ukulele and singing:
"Mmmmhhhhrrrrrrr the ukulele." One week later the witch came along and said:
"You haven't paid me, you must die!" she tied him up and threw him in a peat bog.
"Ack! I'm drowning in a peat bog!"
"CHOO! CHOO!" Foaly zoomed in on his wooden train and saved him.
"You saved me!" said Root
"Yes," said Foaly. They kissed romantically and Artemis was still being urinated into the Atlantic Ocean.