Naruto was walking the streets of konoha one day ,then suddenly! Nothing. He saw Sai then suddenly! Nothing.
Sai grabbed a kunai out of nowhere and then ! Nothing . Naruto kept on walking he saw a ramen stand and then!
Nothing . Naruto went over to the ramen stand and then! Nothing. He ate until he was full he turned around and then!
Nothing. he saw sakura walking by and said ! Nothing. A few days later ,naruto (no one knows why ) signed up for a boot camp for! Nothing (no one knows why someone would even think about holding a boot camp for nothing but as they common sense isn't so common anymore). They called it torture . But Naruto signed up for that camp ecause they had a ramen stand .When naruto was out of $$$$$ he wrote a letter to his parents saying :

HEY MOM AND DAD GUE$$ WHAT I NEED PLEA$E $END $OME $OON YOUR FAVOURITE $ON NARUTO

P.$ YOUR THE BE$TE$T PARENT$ IN THE WHOLE WORLD

He got back a letter from his parents saying

sorry son we dont have any right NOw because well we dont kNOw why but all I kNOw is that you will get as soon we get paid in fact i'll go to work NOw .