Authors Note:
I DO NOT OWN DEADPOOL OR YOUTUBE
THEY BELONG TO MARVEL AND GOOGLE (I think)
PLEASE DO NOT SUE ME
ahem* ok, time to begin the story yaaaaaaay
-Story Start Thing (I couldn't think of what to call it)-
Ahem* Once upon a time Deadpool was bored out of his mind watching-"Hey! Who are you?" (Authors note thing-""usually means Deadpool is talking,CONTINUE THE STORY!) Well, I'm the narrator, I'm supposed to tell your story. "A narrator, eh, I don't need one of those, get out!" Deadpool I think you forget, this is MY STORY that I am writing, you can't just kick me out. "We'll see about that" *deadpool pulls out a pistol* DEADPOOL WHAT THE F-*BAM* "Well that's over with, ok, what's on tv, probably the same boring junk but I might as well check cause it might be important to the plot" *as he flicks through the channels he finds a movie he likes* "OH, Ultimate Spider Man, and who's that handsome gentleman flying a jet full of cash?" *suddenly the commercials start because PLOT REASONS K!* an ad comes on *Hey there! Are you bored?* "YES VERY!" *Well here's your solution! Try YouTube! A video website that lets you make, share, and view other people's videos! Try it for free today at !* "Well that looks like a decent way to pass the time, I'll try to make my own channel!" Deadpool creates his youtube channel and films a "vlog" out of him killing about twenty people. The next day he checks YouTube to see his video is gone, "WAIT, Where the heck did my video go?" Deadpool looks to see a screen that says "This video has been removed as it violates the terms of service, you should feel bad you punk" "Well great, now what?" "Hm, I'll watch some other people's videos" *Deadpool scrolls through YouTube to see a channel called "PewDiePie"* "Well it has the word "die" in it so it shouldn't be that bad right?" *Deadpools watches PewDiePies latest video* "The heck is this junk? It's just a cool looking thumbnail and title but the video is junk!" Deadpool comments on the video "You suck" The next morning he wakes up to see about 100 replies saying "kys" "Well fine, I WILL!" *Deadpool shoots himself in the head* "Oh wait! I CANT DIE YOU DUMBIES!" "I'll just make another video with the Avengers!" *Deadpool films an hour long video of him in the middle of the Avengers fighting Loki* "Ok, time to upload" *the next morning Deadpool wakes up to see his channel is gone* "WAIT WHAT THE HECK!" He looks to see another screen saying "Your channel has gotten copyright strikes multiple times and violated our terms of service, as a result you channel has been terminated" "Well heck with this, I'm gonna go make some chimichangas" "Hey uh, people who are reading this, THIS IS THE END, IM DONE, BYE, OUT, SEE YA!"
The End
Another Authors Note*
Yes I know it's cringy probably I don't know, don't kill me please ;w;