A.N. Hey peeps! This is my first fic so be nice! I wanted to put together my 2 fav films, cause I love them so much! Hope you enjoy chapter 1 – please review :D :D :D

My name is Harmony Midnight Moonshine Cullen-Black. I have purple hair that glitters when I move, and floats behind me like a gossammur curtain in the breeze, and my eyes are as silver as the tears of vampire babies, and I was incredibly thin, like an anorexic, but in a stunning and fashionable way, and I was super healthy and fit which made me very attractive. My hair's not dyed, btw, it's like that naturally. My daddys always said that it meant that I was special, but I didn't know just how special until I got that letter…

I woke up in my bedroom, which was golden and purple and pink, and full of expensive gifts that my daddys had brought me. I switched on my widescreen tv and gasped at the horrifying horror that the horrified newsreader was reading. There was a murder! In my town! And they suspected my daddys! I quickly ran out of bed and put on my clothes.

I had a huge walk in wardrobe which was as big as a poor persons house. My clothes hung all around me, some as sparkly as my hair, some as dark as my soul. I chose a glittery sequined pink halterneck that was longer at the back than the front, revealing a tantulising glimpse of my stomach, and flattering my busty bust. It wasn't slutty, I wasn't a whore like those bitch girls at school, but I had the assets, and I didn't want to hide them. It was unfair to the rest of the world. I chose a short, tight fitting skirt to go with it. It made my ass look great and the boys loved it. It was really easy to put on as well, which was good as I needed to find my daddys quickly but didn't want to be undressed. I picked some pink fishnet tights and strappy high heeled sandels to go with it, and then I did my hair and makeup. I had all the best ranges and they always sent me free samples because I'm so beautiful they want me to model them from them but I always said no once they'd sent the samples. I chose my signature bright pink eyeshadow and eyeliner and coated my eyes. I applied my fake eyelashes like a pro, which I basically was. I found my favorite lipstick and put that on to. I then curled my hair into sexy ringlets and pulled it into a high pony tail. The guys loved watching it sway from side to side, and I liked to keep them happy.

I ran down the stair to find my daddys, Eddy and Jaco.
"Harmony, whats wrong?" asked eddy, and I couldn't hold in a single, beautiful tear as he looked at me with a worried face.

Eddy wasn't like other people's daddys. For one thing, he didn't have a wife. He had my other daddy, Jaco, who he loved just as much. He also looked about my age, only a few years older, and was stunningly handsome, with amber eyes as beautiful as the sun. Of course, I didn't think that he was fit, that would be fricking weird, but I probably would have done if he wasn't my daddy. And if he wasn't gay. Eddy was the one who gave birth to me. That was because he was a vampire, and couldn't get Jaco pregnant. But thanks to millions of pounds in plastic surgery, he managed to give birth to me (AN Shoud this be a spin off? Yes or no, let me know in Reviews!).

"Harmony has something happened?" my other daddy jaco asked. He was the man of their relationship. He had huge muscles but he didn't work out at all. He spent a lot of time picking daddy up, because he new it annoyed him because he was so weak and feminine. He had dark black hair that was almost as long as mine, and he had huge brown eyes that sparkled like diamonds. He sometimes wore eyeliner, and today it was dark purple with sparkles. It made him look emo, which was good as he was depressed.

"Did you really kill that girl they said you did on the tv this morning?" I asked my voice full of worry and despair, remenisent of a tragic heroine in a Brontay novel.

Eddie sighed. "I didn't. I haven't killed anyone for years. Only bad vampires kill people, you know that sweetie."
"They said that they found your DNA at the scene of the crime. Both of yours," her tragic gaze fell upon Jaco. "and that the woman had been torn apart, like a wild animal had killed her."

Jaco was a werewolf, but he hadn't changed for ages, in case it would scare me. He only told me when he saw that I had his powers. It was something to do with my vampire blood, which meant that I could turn into any animal I liked as well as a wolf. My most common form was a beautiful red fox, and I'd stroll the streets at night when I was lonely or depressed, which was a lot of the time, because although my daddy's loved me very much, I'd never felt true love. All of the boys at my school would date me if I asked, I could tell by the way that they drooled when I walked past. But they were all too common for me, I needed someone at least as special as me.

"The police are coming to get us in order to stop us killing anyone else." Edy exclaimed. "It's up to you to clear our names. You won't be able to live here so you have to find somewhere else." He said, looking worried.

At that moment an owl flew through the stain glass window, which my daddys had had done for me, and which was of me looking like a sexy greek goddess. It magically flew straight through it, and it handed the letter it was carrying to me. The gorgeous golden owl then sat on Jaco's shoulder. I think it was waiting for a reply, but I don't know because it didn't tell me because it couldn't talk. Shocked, I opened the letter, which was heavy and yellowy paper. I opened it and read it. It said: To Miss Harmony Midnight Moonshine Cullen-Black Your long lost sister Hermione Granger has resently been killed in a horrible brutal murder. The killers, Mr Jacob 'Jaco' Cullen-Black and Mr Edward 'Eddy' Cullen-Black, have been found and will be arrested soon. Your sister was a member of a magical school in England called Hogwarts, and will be missed terribly by her friends. You being at Hogwarts would help them to cope with her loss, and I imagine that you have magical abilities because of your extrordinry parents. You will be welcome at Hogarts.

From Albus Dumbledorr.

I had to read through the leter a few times. It wasn't a surprise that I had magic powers it explained why I was so different. What surprised me was…

"I have a sister?" I screamed. "Had a sister." I corrected myself.

"It's a long story," said Eddie. "I don't have time to tell you now…"
"We only thought that we had enough love for one child," Jaco sobbed "your life wouldn't have been as brilliant with a sister…"

"You gave me no choice!" I yelled. Although pink tinged tears were rolling down my cheeks, it only made me more beautiful. "What if I wanted a sister!"

"It was for the best!" said Eddie, crying along with me.

Suddenly the door burst open and a fat policeman with piggy eyes burst into the room, smelling of sweaty donuts. I screamed and hid behind the sofa, and Jaco jumped in front of Eddie, snarling protectively.

"Come quietly, or I'll hurt the girl." The fat, Smelly policeman shouted. I squelled and ran up to my room. As I went I could hear Jaco snarling at the policeman, and Edie egging him on. And then it was silent. And then I ran to my huge balcony and watched as my daddys were dragged away by the fat policemans friends. And then they dragged the fat policeman away. He looked a bit injuryed, but not dead. More tears flowed down my tragically beautiful face, and I felt my heart splinter. I'd lost a sister and two daddys all in one day.

I grabbed my prepacked emergency suitcase from my wardrobe. It was packed with all the things I would need in order to run away quickly, including all the latest cds and dvds for the trip, a selection of fine foods and wine, and fashionable makeup and jewellery. It also contained a bank card with an unlimited amount of money on it. It had been a gift to my daddies from the president after they saved him from evil vampires. I then grabbed my car keys from my bed side table and ran down the stairs to our basement garage. I pick out my favourite car, a silver Volvo (AN like Edwards in the films only better) and drove it out of the garage. I headed towards the closest airport. I needed to get away, to England to find my sisters friends.

TO BE CONTINUED…?

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