Mystery Science Theater 3000: Joel's Origin

by WayWardWonderer

Joel Robinson, marooned alone in space, creates his robot friends and prepares to endure his first experiment in the theater from his captors Dr. Clayton Forrester and Dr. Laurence 'Larry' Erhardt. With the newly created MST3k crew / family, things will get very interesting very fast. It's the beginning of Mystery Science Theatre 3000.

1. In the Not Too Distant Future

In the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D., there was a guy named Joel, not too different from you or me. He worked at Gizmonic Institute, just another face in a red jumpsuit. He did a good job cleaning up the place, but his bosses didn't like him so they shot him into space!

'We'll send him cheesy movies, the worst we can find!' (la la la)

'He'll have to sit and watch them all and we'll monitor his mind!' (la la la)

Now keep in mind Joel can't control when the movies begin or end, because he used those special parts to make his robot friends!

'Robot Roll Call: Cambot (Pan left.)

Gypsy (Hi girl!)

Tom Servo (What a cool guy.)

Croooow (What a wise cracker...)'

You're probably wondering how Joel eats and breathes, and other science facts. (la la la) Just repeat to yourself: 'It's just a show, I should really just relax!'

Mystery Science Theater 3000