I don't know about the people who say "you're better than this". Who the hell are you, anyway? I'm better than this, really? Better than saying no when you want to put a stake in my heart?
A lot of people want me to stop, you know. Walk out into the morning so some new girl can rise from my ashes. It's my duty to the greater good, you know. But wanna know what you don't know, I know you do. The greater good is just another way of saying a mob of angry life-livers who don't really give a fuck about you, and don't want you to give that many fucks either. Because although the dust isn't the good road for you, it's the road that will save me- I mean, us. Right? Did I get your line right?
I'm kind of worst-case scenario slayer. Right up there with paralyzed from the neck down, gotta pity kill 'er so the new one can rise. So I'm not the worst, I guess. I can still do their fighting for them...
This is the part I like, the part with the dramatic gasps and swoons. The punch line.
"...just not in the daylight."
Is that any good? Did I accomplish something there? Did I even get my point across? I'm the figurehead on the prow of irony- the literally-a-vampire slayer.