Hachiman was one day chasing Komachi down the streets because she disposed of his manga collection.
Suddenly a flash.
The flash becomes visible. It is a qt3.1 4 blonde girl.
Hachiman blushed. 'Twas love at first sight.
"Ano!" He spoke like a virgin.
"Ore wa o chin chin ga daisuki nandayo!"
"Kyaaaaaaa! A real life yaoi!" Sayaka blushed.
"Ehhhhhhh?"
"No I'm not gay! Unless you mean I'm gay for you."
Sayaka finally understood what Hachiman meant.
She beamed at him. His heart doki doki-ed.
"Hnnnnnnnnng," He moaned at her diabetes inducing smile.
Then he leaned closer.
Sayaka blushed.
Fuck I've been practicing this pick-up move for ages so don't you dare backfire on me, thought Hachiman.
"Hey babe, wanna hit the school cafeteria?"
"Why are you not hitting on her perflat body instead!" Suddenly, a girl with brown hair tied in a ponytail appeared.
"Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayaka! A new boyfriend eh?"
"And who might you be!" Hachiman was slightly annoyed by her sudden loud presence.
"Ahhhhhhhh, I am the love-meister Yoshiko. I see you wanted to claim Sayaka amirite? Wanted to pull her panties off and do lewd stuff with her kitty ehhh? Kyaa! What a pervert!"
"Uruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusei!"
Hachiman finally lost his patience. He grabbed Yoshiko by the collar and hurled her so hard that her clothes ripped off from his hands.
"Wahhhhhhh, Akkun! This guy is a real jerk!"
Akkun?
Hachiman saw another guy standing with the two girls.
"Shut up bitch! Maybe if you ain't acting retarded this shit would not of happened."
The guy suddenly approached Hachiman.
Uh oh, is he her boyfriend? Fuck I gotta find a way to escape.
The guy raised his right arm, and then shook hands with Hachiman!
"Wow u hit her harder than I ever did, I can see that you are /ourguy/."
"No problem. Anyways, what is the name of the blonde girl? She's a huge cutie."
"Nigga you got no shame lol saying that shit out like that, especially when she's still around."
Sayaka is now blushing a deep red.
Hachiman softened. He never felt so happy before.
"Sayaka, I see. How kawaii, Sayaka, you are truly an angel."
"I would like to bury my face in your angel wings and sniff the scent of heaven."
Fuck! Hachiman chided himself. That pickup line is not going to work! In fact, that shit made him come off as a real pervert!
Sayaka, puzzled by that line, tilted her head slightly, as a question mark appeared on top of her head.
Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng.
Hachiman feel the need to come clean all the more compelling.
"Ano- Sayaka, we may have only met for a short time, but I think I'm... Uh... I'm..."
"I want a banana!" Yoshiko interrupted Hachiman as she sprang back to consciousness.
this bitch must die. THIS BITCH MUST DIE.
So, before his final confession, Hachiman raped and strangled Yoshiko to death.