This is a story about Bobby Drake and his journey to !Logan and Bobby are out sitting by the fountain outside the mansion. Bobby is 18 today and asks Logan about what it takes to be a man.
"Well Bobby the first thing you need to know about being a man is that you have to drink like a man",explained Logan as he took a large swig of beer.
"Don't worry I have that subject totally covered",he smiled and held up his martini glass.
"What the hell are you drinking"
"An appletini"
"W-what's an appletini"
"It's a martini with apple,Rogue let me try one they are really quite nice.",Bobby explained and then he took a sophisticated sip of it.
Wolverine watches in horror and then shakes his head."Quite nice,QUITE NICE!What the hell is wrong with you Drake,I'm gonna let you have some of my beer and you're going to like it"
Logan gets Bobby into a headlock and shoves his can of beer to Bobby's Bobby opens his mouth to protest he accidentally takes a slug of a few gulpfuls Logan lets him go.
"Well Bobby how does it feel to be a man"
"It's like being in a swimming pool that someone has peed in.",He hiccuped "Wow,I'm proud of you kid you're drunk already!",said Logan,gleefully as he gave Bobby a playful nuggie."I might join you."He finished off his beer and then Bobby's appletini.
Wolverine's school for pissed youngsters
A taxi pulls up at the mansion .The driver approaches the two intoxicated mutants."Excuse me but could you two help me find an Ida Greenburgh,I'm supposed to be taking her to the hospital?".He looks at the two "men" in cofusion as they just giggle in reply to his question.
"Oh,oh, me, me,I'm Ida ,I'm Ida.",shouts Logan as he scrambles into the driver looks at Iceman,"Is he really Ida Greenburgh"
"Of course that's her!Don't you know an Ida when you see one!",said Bobby,clapping his hands in histerics.
The driver shrugged and drove with Logan in the back,who said nothing when they passed by an old woman with "Ida Greenburgh" on her suitcase.
"Wow.",said Bobby,dreamily."I love being a man!".
Bobby the republican.
The air was getting colder and the sun was beginning to hide walks over to the foutain to ask Bobby where the hell was logan.
"Where the hell is Logan?",she asked,tapping her foot.
"A dicka,dicka,poca chika HEY HEY!",chirped Bobby.
"Are you drunk"
"Cha,cha"
Storm knew this had something to do with Logan,he pobably gave him one of stupid "how to be a man" Storm Knew how to sober up nice young men like Bobby.
"God Bobby,you are such a republican!",she said cooly as she took a sip of Logan's leftover beer despite the flakes of dead skin floating around in it.
Bobby had suddenly sobered up."Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!I'm not a republican"
"Well I don't know if Rogue wants to be dating a republican"
"I'm not a republican.
"Oh no?Well unless you want everyone to think you are I would stop talking about "man stuff" with Logan,where is he anyway"
"He's gone on a drunken bender, pretending to be some old lady called Ida Greenburgh",Bobby got up and ran into the tapped his girlfriend on the was watching an Italian soap opera with Beast,who was crying into his popcorn."No,they can't kill off Maritza,she's the main character!",he cried.
Bobby and rogue looked at him ,slightly Bobby piped up,"Rogue ,do you think I'm some manly republican"
"Nah,you're my sweet and senstive democrative Bobby!",she said,running her hand s through his hair."Wow the cure sure has made me appreciate the way hair feels"
"Come my freak of a girlfriend and let us sip appletinis"
"Mawvellous"
"Can I come too?",said a tearfull Beast.
"No.",chorused the two fanfiction lovers.