The class watched as Korosensei gave his lessons for the day. Kayano absentmindedly wiggled her tentacles for no particular reason.

"Holy crap Kayano are those tentacles?" Asked Sugino.

"No it's just my hair blowing around in the breeze." Said Kayano.

"No they're not." Said Fuwa. "I'm literally right behind you and I can tell thats not hair."

Everyone turned their attention to the gree- I mean brown haired girl.

"You have tentacles?" Asked Nagisa.

"No what tentacles?" Asked Kayano. "I have no such tentacles."

"But they're in plain sight." Said Yada.

"Shut up Kataoka." Said Kayano.

"I'm not Kataoka she is." Said Yada, pointing to Kataoka.

"Sensei you're seeing this too right?" Asked Chiba.

"Wait you can talk?" Asked Kayano.

"Yeah and I can sing too." Said Chiba. "Buy my album."

Chiba took out a cd and tossed it over to Kayano, who grabbed it and crushed it in her tentacles.

"Okay that's definitely not hair." Said Karma.

"Yeah those are tentacles." Said Korosensei "How did you get those?"

"Get what?" Asked Kayano.

"Kayano I know what tentacles look like." Said Korosensei. "I'm made of them."

"That doesn't mean anything." Said Kayano. "Right Itona?"

"I don't know I'm like 10." Said Itona.

"See."

Everyone rolled their eyes.

"Seriously Kayano why-"

Suddenly part of the wall exploded and Ayaka Saitou stepped into the classroom.

"Ayaka?" Asked Nagisa. "Why are you here?"

"Nagisa," she began "I have a confession to make... You see I'm actually a robot from the future sent back in time to kill Korosensei.

"But... I've known you for years."

"Which gave me the perfect cover story." Said Ayaka.

"You know, the whole robot thing explains your lack of a personality." Said Nagisa."

"Nobody suspected me..." Ayaka continued. "However,"

Ayaka blushed.

"I never expected to fall in love."

"W-What!?"

"Okay this is weird." said Korosensei.

Ayaka's hand transformed into a gun and she shot Korosensei's arm tentacles off.

"GYAAAAAAA!"

"Now I'm going to fulfill my programming." Said Ayaka. "By killing this monster and marrying Nagisa."

Kayano got up and approached Ayaka.

"If anyone's going to kill Korosensei and marry Nagisa it's going to be me!"

Kayano swiftly beheaded Ayaka with her tentacles, causing shards of metal and oil to fly everywhere.

"Okay you definitely have tentacles." Said Isogai.

"No I don't Kimura." Said Kayano. "She just spontaneously lost her head."

"I'm not Kimura I'm Isogai."

"I can't help it everyone looks alike." Said Kayano. "If only We had different hair colors and more distinct physical traits... Like maybe if Maehara was blonde-"

"THERES STILL THE MATTER OF THOSE DAMN TENTACLES!" Shouted Terasaka.

"I have no idea what any of you are talking about." Said Kayano.

Everyone groaned as Korosensei face palmed into his tentacles.

"Are you serious!?" Shouted Sugaya.

I recently watched the live action Assassination Classroom movie and I have to say it wasn't that good in my opinion. Alot of stuff was cut down and altered in rather odd ways, the characters that weren't ignored felt completely different from their original personalities (Nagisa suffers from this the worst) and the last scene ruined the best plot twist of the manga. I've seen worse but this movie could have been so much better. Anyways thanks for reading this... Thing. I hope you found some amusement in it but if you haven't then that's fine too.

I'll upload the next chapter of Contact sometime this week.