"And that's the last box," Jimmy Jr. lisped, setting it down roughly. "I don't get why you have to bring all these books."
"They're all my erotic novels; I need them." Tina said, placing the books on a white bookshelf.
"The ones you wrote?" Jimmy Jr. asked whimsically, raising an eyebrow.
"No," Tina said truthfully.
Jimmy Jr. sighed and left the room. "I'm going out."
Tina jogged up to him. "Already? We just got settled. I was hoping we could spend the night in."
Jimmy Jr. kissed her forehead and gave her an apologetic look. "It's work, Tina. You understand."
Tina frowned but nodded. She did understand. As unfortunate as it was, they were able to live such a comfortable life was due to their combined incomes. Jimmy Jr. was a talent scout for a film studio, and his job brought him back to their old hometown. Though Tina enjoyed their previous town, there were no work commitments for her there. She could write anywhere.
With Jimmy Jr. gone at work, Tina sat down and opened up her laptop.
"A new novel…one not about zombies…" Her publisher had sat down with her and told her to make some new, original material, to expand her horizons.
Tina sighed and closed the word document. Stupid writer's block. She might as well set up a few things for the house.
It had been years since she'd lived in this town, she'd have to do some research to get familiar again. Their yard was huge - they'd definitely need a landscaper. Jimmy Jr. wasn't one for chores or yard work.
"Turner Landscaping…that'll do."
"Jimmy, we have to stop this… it's not fair to Tina." Josh broke away from Jimmy, turning his back to him.
"We've been doing this for years," Jimmy Jr. protested. "Why the change in heart now?"
"Jimmy…" Josh sighed. "I just don't know how to quit you."
They engaged in a passionate embrace once more.
A/N: So guys, this is probably not a typical Bob's Burgers fanfiction, lol. It will be updated sporadically and in sinfully short chapters. Hope you all like it!
~mocha