Fan fiction- Hawkeye AKA Clint Barton
I woke up on a normal Tuesday, but then suddenly my wife, Joleen and I were having a baby. At 3:07 P.M. we had her, but it was a surprise that we had twins. Seven years later at 6:08 A.M. we had a baby boy. I'm a real estate agent, Clint Barton. I have loved bows n' arrows since I was six. But I haven't told Joleen because she hates weapons. One year later…
"Honey, I'm going to the gym." I said. "Can you take Joey?" asked Joleen. "Sure, but put him in his baby carrier." I said. "Okay, be careful," said Joleen. "I will." I said. I got in the truck, I turned to buckle my seat belt, and then I remembered Joey. I got out of the truck to get him. Joleen was at the door waiting with Joey. "Ha ha, Joey, there you are!" I laughed. I took Joey, and got in the truck.
I went down the road, and parked at the archery building. I had a competition with the owner, who ever won got fifty bucks. He had 92 out of 100 and I got a 100 out of 100. "Now, it's time to pay up!" I said with joy. I got his money, and picked up Joey. We went to the truck, I put Joey in the passenger seat. I shut the door. Then it opened. Then I shut it. Then it opened AGAIN! I slammed it. It shut. I put my bow in under the pile of chains in my trunk. I went to the driver seat, I put the key in. "Wrong key" I said. I got the right key and put it in. I got a bottle of water put it all over my shirt and my face.
I went back home. I gave joey to Joleen and then she ask, "Clint, do you really need that pile of chains". "Um….I need them for um WORK yes work!" I said. "You need them for selling houses?" she asks weirdly. "Uh… yes, yes I do now, do you want to get Shawarma? I ask. "No thank you" Joleen said. So I went in the living room and I sat down on the couch turned on the TV basketball was on I watched it for an hour. Then it was 10:20 it was time to go to bed. The next morning…
"Ashley, Sarah it's time to go to school" I yelled down the hall. " Be right there daddy" Ashley yelled back. "Me too" Sarah yelled. Ashley came down she had on a T-shirt and short shorts. "Very young lady go put on jeans" I said firmly. "But dad I saw this outfit on a movie!" she said back. "I don't care. Just go get jeans on" I said. "Fine" she said. She went upstairs to her room, then Sarah came down she was wearing jeans with a tank top that ended over her belly button. "Ugh….. go get a T-shirt on" I said with my hand on my head. "But" she said. "Shhhhhh… just do it" I said. She went up the stairs. They both came down but they switched outfits. "Girls!" I said madly. They both went back their rooms they both came down in normal close and then I yelled, "Girls get in the van. Honey I am taking the van not the truck!" "Ok fine with me and you don't have to yell I'm right here" she said.
When I came back, Joleen had my bow n' arrows. "Honey you got a weapon didn't you?" I said with bad acting. "No Clint you have these, I am going to call a lawyer!" she said madly. "For what" I ask. "We are being divorced!" said Joleen
TO BE CONTINUED…..