Lady Palutena farted a brassy deep pitched tuba toot as she laughed, fanning the air with her staff as she was breaking wind on the green couch in the living room of the Smash Mansion... which was on the base level of the entire building. "Man, that felt good!"
"Maybe for you, big girl." Popo stated while Baneposting, "But several of us don't like having you pass gas!"
"I find it to be OKAY!" Ness burped loudly as she was munching on chocolate chip cookies that made him super gassy, causing her to burp loudly again as HE laughed. "I made a stinky!"
"This story is going places." Princess Zelda sarcastically commented as she was cleaning the stairs.
Just then Barack Obama came through The Room ("oh hai Marth" Mario greeted as Marth died), riding on George W. Bush as he knocked Zelda down and went up the stairs. Everyone was confused as Palutena farted out a thunderous tuba toot that broke the couch.
"Whoops!" Palutena exclaimed as she blushed in embarrassment. "I guess I stunk it up a bit too much!"
"So how to we get Ganondorf out of here?" Jigglypuff remarked as she and the others saw Ganondorf stuck inside the donut maker.
"I dunno. You're the one who makes the donuts with Ganondork here," King DeDeDe remarked as he just wanted a donut.
"I say we blast him out," Rayquaza pointed out as he rubbed his hands together.
"Nah... let Gangnamdorf live." Shulk stepped in as he was only wearing his underwear. "We need him to bring some class to this place."
Toadette's stomach growled loudly as she blushed, placing her hands on her rumbling stomach. "The only class that needs to be here is in my tummy. I'm hungry!"
"You're always hungry," Dry Bowser dryly commented as he used one of his bone clubs to try and get Ganondorf out.
This did not work as it simply caused the machine to explode, with everyone flying in different directions as donuts blasted out, causing the donut shop to collapse as a result.