Lo people. Sorry the first version was so screwed over.... This is the first chapter (after having to remove and correct several times...again my apologies) of one of my first fics…pls R&R. Continues during the Evangelion movies, near the end of the SEELE assault on NERV HQ. No crossovers, so don't worry. Just some new characters, along with a new plot and continuation of the old one.
Tai Kotone: a new character that appears. Friends with Ryoji Kaji, Ritsuko Akagi, and Misato Katsuragi. Also seems to know Maya Ibuki. Part of the mysterious GLA organization that has been fighting SEELE for decades before the Second Impact. Will play a major part.
Neon Genesis Evangelion: Revelations
Chp. 1New Genesis: Light in the Darkness
"Unnhhhhhh," groaned Misato. Somehow she managed to pick herself off from the floor. Blood was dripping down her torn jacket, leaving behind a crimson trail. She coughed out a mouthful of blood and doubled over on the floor in pain.
Visions of past times, good times, flashed before her eyes. Visions of friends and family, Shinji, Rei, Ritsuko, father, and Kaji…
Getting back up, she staggered down the darkened halls, not really seeing anything though, though. Distant explosions rumbled down the darkened halls. Where…is everyone…? I…
"I'm sorry everyone," whispered Misato, as she wavered on the edge of consciousness and unconsciousness. "Kaji, you promised…" She was crying again. Gasping for breath that would not come, she leaned heavily against the walls, panting.
Oh well, she would see Kaji again soon, she hoped. She then thought of her father. I'm sorry father, you shouldn't have bothered. She smiled at that thought.
"Never thought I'd say this before I was Kouzou's age, but, good-bye cruel world…"
Then she fell into a sea of darkness.
I can't believe they're not married yet, thought Tai as he ran down the darkened halls. Thought they would've done so years ago…Must have broken up somewhere between now and then, heh. Bursts of gunfire and screaming came in all directions. Suddenly, as he was running, the wall beside him exploded, throwing Tai into the air. Wincing as flying shrapnel pricked him all over, he twisted around throwing his legs out to minimize his impact.
Without losing his momentum, Tai planted one foot gently on the opposite wall and struck the wall with the other, reversing the force of the explosion while allowing him to keep running at the same speed on the wall. A second later, he leaped lightly of the wall and was again running with both feet on the ground.
He checked his guns (homemade, which means very sophisticated when talking about Tai, 12 mm Magnum pistols, with enough punch to stop a speeding train: he couldn't help screwing around with the ammunition as well) as he rushed towards the nearest sound of gunfire.
At the corner, he stopped as he heard heavy footsteps coming his way. Rounding the corner, two SEELE soldiers looked at Tai in surprised through their jet-black goggles. One reacted quickly, swinging up an already-smoking assault rifle. Nice gun…I'll take it. Tai reached out and snatched away the gun with such blinding speed that it took the soldier two seconds to figure out what had happened. The other soldier quickly drew a pistol and raised it to firing position, but Tai rammed him in the face with the butt of the assault rifle and then spun it around and discharged a round into the man's chest. He dropped like rock.
Tai then threw the gun over his shoulder and shot the remaining SEELE soldier with one of his Magnums, which not only punched through the multi-layered body armor (which was lined with Kevlar as well) but also threw the soldier flying into the wall behind him. He twirled around the gun before sliding it back into it sheath. Heh…this is the fine line between cannon and pistol…love this thing…
Looking at the bodies, he noticed that the soldiers were carrying a small, compacted flamethrower along with a rather sinister hand-held grenade launcher. In close combat? He cocked an eyebrow in surprise. God, they're packing flamethrowers.…assault models?… What kinda' pricks would shoot anyone a point-blank with a grenade launcher? That or they're a buncha dumbasses…Crap, should've been here earlier… could have prevented some of the NERV personnel from being massacred. Damn…I!!! If they've killed Ritsuko or Misato I am going to so freaking kill them.
Turning the corner, he found a door which was battered and looked as though it had been knocked down and put back up rather quickly. I hate knocking...so I won't knock.
He kicked open the bent and twisted door, and it flew off almost without help. He walked in, stowing away his guns with his katana blade whipping out of its sheath in front of him. It was a spacious room, with several control panels and islands of computers. What had been a pristine research lab, was now a mess of broken electronics, sparking wires, and bloody corpses. Several of the NERV-uniformed corpses had some small handguns laying beside them, showing that they had at least tried to defend themselves before they were overrun. Tai noted with some slight satisfaction that there were three or four bodies clad in the same fashion as the two late soldiers he had ran into. Near the back of the room, there was a group of similarly-dressed soldiers chatting away as though they had just finished a sport game. When the door clattered to the ground, they all whipped around.
They stared at him uncomprehendingly. Man, they're dumb for a bunch of elites. He leaned against the doorway and started playing around with his sword. When they saw him twirling his katana around his hand, they took it as a threat and began to raise their weapons. You're too slow… When they fired, Tai was already out of the doorway, sprinting on the walls as streams of bullets splattered holes into the wall, forming trails of smoking holes. Powder and smoke filled the room, making obscuring vision and hiding weapons.
"Who 'da hell is this guy!"
Tai leapt over a console and used it as a shield. He jumped up and tossed some smoke grenades over the top in the soldiers' direction.
"I don't know just frag him!"
Tai sprinted silently across the top of the computer desks.
"Where is he!? Too much smoke dammit!"
"ON the wall!! NO BEHIND Y—"
Tai leapt behind them, launched himself off the wall at the group with a deft kick, spun around in mid-air, and scissor-kicked the first two, knocking them sideways. Tai landed in the middle of the group on one knee. He rose up and spun around, whipping his sword around like a scythe. A second later, all of the soldiers crumpled to the floor, dead before they hit the ground. You brought it upon yourself.
Tai looked around the room. It was apparently a large storage room of some sort. He saw some of the ruins of the door on his right, with various debris scattered around, as if the door had been barricaded, but blown open. The room also contained several bodies of NERV personnel. Tai grimaced when he saw some of the wounds.
Walking briskly to the bloodied body of a shockingly young woman who seemed about his age and did not seem to have very many serious wounds. She was lying facedown and had short, dark brown hair, which caused an old memory to resurface, of a girl he once knew. He knelt down and pressed two fingers to the upper side of her neck. There was a small pulse. His eyebrows furrowed as he turned the girl over onto her back.
His eyes then nearly popped out in shock as he scanned the face of the girl. He took his shades off just to make sure…whether she was the person he was thinking about. She was. Startled, Tai called into his comsat on his wrist, "Shadow-01 here, found a survivor, young woman of about 24" She should be about that age now… "Suffering from what appears to be several blade wounds…might have a bullet or two, but doesn't look like it. Pick her up…coordinates coming your way."
Just keep on breathing, ja?
He ran down the hall and came to an intersection. Following a digital blueprint on his wrist gear, Tai took a right and continued running through a series of turns and stairs. He stopped at a corner, when his heartbeat sensor began blinking red. He peered from around the corner, and saw several SEELE commandos standing guard at the door to his destination: the NERV Control Room.
From his coat, he procured a hand held explosive. He thumbed the small pad on the top, priming it.. Here's your present, he thought as he tossed the grenade into the midst. Three of them reacted quickly and threw themselves down to the floor when they saw the black orb bounce towards them. The explosion sent a heat wave through the hall and Tai had to duck behind the wall. Ow, hot, hot, hot! Then he jumped out, ran up to a guard who was in the process getting up, and kicked him squarely in the face and spinning him up and backwards.
A bullet grazed his shoulder. He whipped around, moving his head to present a harder target. The commando fired again and Tai was forced to hurl himself forward to avoid them. When he looked up, he found that he was right in front of another commando. Shit! The soldier brought the but of him rifle down, but Tai blocked it with one arm and grabbed the guard's other arm with his free arm and threw him in front of him as shield, just as the other commando fired his automatic on full, spraying the one Tai was holding with bullets.
Tai winced as another bullet shot off a strand of his hair. Tai angrily wrenched the dead commando's pistol out of it s holster a snapped off a shot at the guard (the living one was still emptying rounds in Tai's direction). The shot, though fired in haste, was still quite accurate (Tai has no life apart from writing songs, kicking soccer balls, sparring with holograms, and shooting wooden figures, among other random activities; unfortunately, such a stressful lifestyle leads to various predicaments, such as hangovers), and struck the guard in the chest. When he continued standing, Tai thought that the bullet hadn't pierced the armor, but when raised the pistol up for another shot, the guard toppled over. The bullet had actually hit the joint between the chest and neck guard. Tai, with one hand, disarmed the gun and tossed the remaining parts aside.
Tai strode over to the wall panel beside the door and rapped in a series of numbers he read off a slip of paper. Another panel slid open, revealing a handprint sensor. Tai frowned at it, then pulled out one of his Magnums and blew out the panel. The door slid open. Tai ran into the room and fired several shots at the first few SEELE soldiers he saw, knocking down several of the SEELE soldiers who were apparently guarding a group of captured NERV personnel. The other two remaining guards cocked their guns at him and opened fire.
Time seemed to slow to Tai, as he jumped up and spun around horizontally, head pointed at the soldier in mid-air to present a smaller target as he had practiced, while rapidly spinning his blade in front of him, deflecting part of the hoard of bullets flying his way. He landed in a kneeling position and with impossible speed and skill hurled his katana through the air, which found its way to one of the guards. The soldier gasped as the blade sunk into his chest. He fell backwards firing his gun at the ceiling.
Suddenly, a Teflon-coated bullet found its mark and tore into Tai's upper left leg, blowing right through the body armor, splattering his leg with blood. Tai fell down hard on one knee. They use Teflon? They've gotten smarter. The guard, having used up the round, threw away the gun and drew a combat knife and sprinted at Tai. He thrust the blade at Tai, who jerked his head to the left, but a thin red line appeared on his cheek. Damn he's fast!
As a drop of blood ran down his face, Tai brought his arms up and clasped them around the commando's arm, and then, with a jerking motion, snapped the commando's arm, issuing a sickening crack. Tai then, grabbing the SEELE commando by the broken arm, heaved him about and hurled him against the wall behind him. Right when the guard hit the floor, Tai whipped a shuriken at the guard. The guard had no idea what killed him. The main door behind him slid open, revealing a detachment of more SEELE commandos. Maybe I should've brought the chain gun…
Tai quickly took something that looked like a flashlight out and pointed it at the group of soldier. Didn't want to use this yet… He flicked it on. A blinding flash enveloped the room. The soldiers stumbled around clutching their goggles. Tai, also momentarily blinded, pulled out both magnums and fired randomly at the sources of sound in front of him.
He felt bullets whiz by his head as they returned fire. Another bullet struck his arm, but was deflected by his armor. When the room finally revisualized, Tai blinked and took a look. All of the SEELE soldiers had been downed. He turned around to look at the NERV personnel. Luckily, they had all thrown themselves to the floor when the brief firefight occurred. Some were still rubbing their eyes from the flash he had given everyone.
After he retrieved his weapons, Tai turned around and contacted his specialist team and gave them the location of the NERV survivors he found. He then quickly put away his comsat and used a kunai dagger to dig out the bullet, with the help of a miniature metal detector.
He slowly moved the device over his wound, until it flashed red. He winced in pain as he pulled out the crimson-red bullet. At least the armor absorbed most of the blow. He stood looked again at the huddled group before him. Then he looked to the bodies scattered all over the platform. What the hell!? They killed most of the technicians…they were all unarmed! Immediately another wave of anger surged through him, though his outward expression remained the same.
His face impassive, Tai took off his glasses and studied them. They drew back when he looked at them. Then he broke into a grin and said to the shivering group (made up of mostly, what it seemed, 20-year old girls and boys. Of course, they were very smart girls and boys), "Don't be afraid. You are now under the protection of the Dragon Vanguard of the GLA, as requested by U.N. Special Agent Ryoji Kaji."
This…is…a massacre…what can we do…nothing can save NERV now…what are there, three NERV facilities left? He had left several of his men with the surviving NERV members that they had found. The rest were combing the corridors for SEELE forces. Tai was searching for people to be saved, yet so far he had killed more than he had found.
At a corner, he turned…and walked right into the barrel of a MX2 assault rifle. Tai blinked at the gun through his sunglasses. The mustachioed owner was not wearing a mask or helmet, and was smiling maliciously at him. Not good…definitely not good…. Tai winced as he saw the commando tighten his finger on the trigger. A blast went off somewhere next to his ear, temporarily making him deaf. Tai looked in bemused surprise, as the commando's face had become a look of shock as he slumped backward. He smiled.
"Li-Chan…I was wondering what was taking you so long…"
"Tsk tsk…you're so careless…Tai…we can't afford to lose another commander at a time like this…especially one that is also an operative…"
Tai turned to look at a pretty, slender woman with long, black-hair. She had fired a pistol right beside his head and was still holding the smoking gun there.
Tai grinned again and said, "Now really, did you have shoot the gun next to my head. You almost blew out my eardrums you know. You just couldn't resist shooting without the silencer"
She grinned mischievously at him.
"Well, what's up?"
"Reports are in. We have recovered only 34 survivors. SEELE apparently went on a killing spree once they got here. We estimate that we have approximately twenty more minutes before SEELE reinforcements arrive."
"Only 34?"
"Unfortunately yes…I'm sorry, sir, I understand that you knew some of them personally."
"Don't be…you did your best…but what's done is done …go back to the rest of the group and tell them to prepare to leave. See if you can find a couple more poor souls though. That was the point of the mission." He gritted his teeth.
"Of course." she looked at him with concern and added, "Take care, sir."
"You too…"
With that, he watched her sprint into the darkness…
He stopped at a stairway. It's flooded. They #&$ & #$& flooded the lower levels!!!! What the F###!!!!!!!! Fuming, he pulled out a breather, put it in his mouth, and dived into the water. The sight he saw left him horrified. Here and there was a corpse wearing the NERV personnel uniform, except some of these had weapons, which explained why they were more mutilated than the other corpses he found. I'm gonna have nightmares'bout this for a long, long time. Damn!!, why didn't they have surrendered? They would have been spared, well at least most of them.
Tai swam around through the flooded halls every now and then checking a hologram presentation of the NERV HQ layout, which was projected from his wrist gear. The hologram glowed eerily in the murky water, providing some light for him. In the middle of a corridor, he found a huge hole in the wall on one side, which looked as though it had been melted through. He swam through it cautiously. Tai then found himself in a huge room with furniture and bodies floating around. Please don't be dead… please don't be dead…
Faces flashed all around him, yet all were cold and lifeless…
"All this death, destruction, all because of a group who wanted to play god. SEELE will pay dearly for this." He muttered through the breather. Feeling some movement and hearing a splash in the water above him, he quickly looked up and was hit head first by a body.
Brushing long, dark hair from his face, he examined the body. It was a young, slender woman whose dress did not seem regular for any NERV personnel. But he saw several pips on the collar of her jacket, which meant she was of high command. His heart beating rapidly, he brushed away wisps of hair from the face. In shock Tai open his mouth and lost his breather. "Misato," he breathed and quickly brought the young lady to the surface and checked for a pulse.
Fortunately, there was a small pulse. Tai then pulled out a self-inflatable survival vest and put it on Misato. Thank God, Misato, It's been a while, he thought as he looked at her serene face. Tai then checked for any open wounds. He found the bullet hole, and then took out another kunai dagger.
"Sorry, but this may hurt," he said to the unconscious Misato, "but you're a tough girl… aren't you?". He quickly performed some basic surgery, which he happened to have learned at Harvard Graduate School (he went there for six months then transferred to another university in Germany), removing pieces of cloth and shrapnel from the wound. He then used a metal detector to find the whole of the bullet, which he then took out with an electrically charged magnet. After he sealed the wound with some bandages and disinfectant, he left a tracker bit on Misato and dived back under to search for more survivors.
Misato awoke, blinking to a bright light. She found herself on a white bed in a room, which made her think she was in the hospital. She found that a bandage covered her left eye. She quickly shielded her eyes with her hands. She then moved a hand down to the spot where she had taken a hit in the desperate battle for the survival of NERV. She felt that it was bandaged thickly. An image of Shinji flashed through her mind. "How many people have to die to save humanity?"
"Sleep well, princess?" asked a man with a ponytail.
That voice, it couldn't be. I saw him die, his body…
I must be dreaming. But maybe I'm in heaven and he's here to welcome me. I'm so happy….
Wait a minute…
"Kaji…?"
"You called?" said Kaji leaning over her.
Misato immediately attempted to sit upright, but Kaji gently pushed her back. "You're alive!" Misato breathed.
"Right back at you," said Kaji.
"Well it's been a while…." He said, pulling up a chair.
"How are you feeling?"
"Okay I guess, but I feel much better now that you're here." "But I saw you die…., how?"
"Correction, you saw me get wounded," and with that he unbuttoned his shirt, revealing scars from multiple bullet wounds on his chest.
"No, that's not right." He frowned, "You don't even know where I supposedly died. You must have been dreaming or something. Fact is...I don't know how I survived..."
"But how am I still alive?"
Kaji replied, "Oh, I just pulled some strings and called in some favors…beforehand of course...I had guessed that SEELE would attempt to storm NERV HQ."
"Sounds just like you, taking control of everything. But what about the others…Ritsuko…Maya…the Children. And how long have I been here?"
"Ritsuko, like you, is recovering. Maya is also recovering, but she's suffering from blood loss, but don't worry, the technology here is much more advanced than what we had back at NERV. Well, at least the medical technology is. Of course, there is no NERV anymore, after SEELE blew it to shreds. Huh, we took almost 90 casualties. Of course, I'm not exactly considered NERV personnel. Don't worry about the Children. I'm pretty sure they're alive and well. They should be able to take care of themselves for the time being. And you were brought here about…uh…I think six days…or a week ago."
"I was unconscious for that long???… Well, where is here?"
Kaji quickly said, "Don't worry, you'll find out soon. But right now, you need to rest, so sweet dreams sweetheart."
And with that, he got up, kissed her on the forehead, and strode jauntily out of the room whistling some tune unbeknownst to Misato.
Misato then thought, maybe this is heaven and Kaji is playing a prank on me. But then again, I guess you can't do that in heaven…could be hell, but I don't ever recall hell having white, fluffy pillows…or bandages on that thought...
And with that thought, she drifted back into darkness.
Outside, Kaji was met with a grinning Tai. Tai folded his arms and leaned against the wall.
"You know, I still can't believe you aren't married, or haven't gone out in about half a decade. How the hell did you get dumped? As how the times are…"
Unfazed, Kaji just smiled and said in a strange, questioning tone, "Well, who are you seeing?"
"I'll look to Maya first, you can go see Ritsuko."
"I meant go out with. But I guess that's a good answer. Maya's a cute girl…really smart…"
"How do you know she's not my sister in the first place?"
"Because…ah. Good question…you have a sister?"
"As a matter of fact I do," he crossed his arms, looking out the window, "No, I don't think you've met her…as I haven't seen her in a little less than…two and a half decades. Don't even know if she's…alive…" at that, he gazed away again, his eyes misting over. A second later, he snapped out of his and said, "Anyways, Maya isn't my sister, just a friend I met in Tokyo-3 on a business trip six years ago. An old classmate"
"Oh, then you do like her (I don't ever recall her mentioning you...classmate?)."
"No…of course…not…she's...just a friend..."
"Suuuure. How long have you been hitting on her? cough hack!"
"Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP! Don't force me to resort to a blunt object!! Anyways, what about you and…KAT!!?? Hmmm!???"
"Who's Ka-…oh yeah, I forgot you used to call Katsuragi Kat."
"You forget a lot of things. Well enough chitchat. Let's go pay our respects to the dear dead and sleeping. See you later."
Tai then strode briskly off toward Maya's ward, the hems of his coat whipping around him.
Well, they would make quite a cute couple, but about me and Misato… thought Kaji, grinning to himself, as he walked to Ritsuko's ward to give her a wake up call.
Maya tried to reach for the people around her for help, but then, they all turned into bloody corpses, which started grabbing her. She tried to run and scream for help, but they surrounded, holding her down and…someone was shaking her and calling her name.
"Maya, Maya snap out of it!" Her eyes snapped open and blinked several times in the bright light. She was sweating and trembling. Someone was calling to her. Was it heaven…? No, the light came from an electric light. Someone was wiping her head with a wet cloth. "Don't worry now. You're safe. Gave me quite a shock…never thought I'd find you in a place like that. Kaji apparently forgot to mention that you were working for NERV…of course...he didn't know that I knew you personally anyways..."
As her eyes refocused to the light, she saw an oddly familiar face. The young man standing over her bed seemed to have come from one of her memories, one certain memory from her college days.
"T-Tai?"
"Yes?"
She sat up abruptly, causing Tai to jump up from his chair in alarm and hold out an arm to steady her
"Oh my—I can't believe this. I-I thought was dead. And now you appear. I thought you were dead half a decade ago. I got word th-that you h-had died in a car accident," she stammered, clasping a hand to her face, "How did you…? And what about the others..? They just came in and started shooting everyone!! They didn't spare anyone...I was so scared."
Tai cupped a hand on her cheek and said soothingly, "Well, you're in good hands. And yes, it has been a while, hasn't it. It's been five long years. And don't worry; this isn't heaven. You're still quite alive."
"I…didn't think I would make it, I was so scared of dying when I saw everyone get shot and stabbed. Then some of them spotted me…and…and…th-"
Tai shushed her by putting two fingers over her mouth.
"Don't say a word…" he smiled at her, "I understand how you feel. I was put in the same situation a very long time ago."
"You…were?"
He nodded, still smiling. I am such a sentimental blob. He pushed her back down.
"In my business, that's how you usually start off your career, as you probably guessed back then… You shouldn't move. You're still recovering."
"But Tai…how did you survive? And how did you find me?
"You were such a nice little girl I couldn't just let them kill you," said Tai, smirking, but all the while ignoring the former part of her question.
"You're still addressing me as the little girl? I thought I said I didn't like being called that…a long time…ago…"
"You did, I just didn't feel like listening (when was that again? Like in Physics class or something…)."
"You're so mean, Tai... sigh you never will change will you?"
"I've already changed. You just haven't noticed it."
She smiled, and he leaned back and said, "You should go to sleep, you're still suffering from blood loss and a minor concussion, not to mention several broken bones. It would be best if you got some rest. Call if you need me" And at that, he placed a small circular object on the cabinet beside her bed
And quite soon, she began to doze off and fall asleep. Tai pulled the bed cover over her and walked to the door. Before he turned off the lights, he whispered,
"Forgive me, Maya, for bringing you into this hellish mess, but I do wish we could have met under different conditions…seven long years ago…"
end chap. 1
After the Show (thx to QuickSilver Dragon EX)curtains close and audience cheers
Tai walks onto stage
Tai: Hey people, so how was the first episode?
Audience cheers again
Tai: good…very good.
Gendo Ikari walks on stage
GI: why the hell am I not in this chapter!!!?
Tai: We have our reasons…
FireDragonBL walks onto stage
BL: Lo people this is FireDragonBL. Thanks for reviewing my story. Hope you enjoyed it.
GI: Hey! You're the goddamn writer who wrote the script, aren't you? Why aren't I in this? I should be the star!!!
BL: Well…I was going to put you in…but Rei was afraid you would molest her again…and Shinji, along with half the crew, wants to shoot you…and …well…you were in the original script…but Tai was supposed to take your head off with his crazy Magnum…but I thought that would be too mean…so in my story!! You're dead!!
GI: I'LL KILL YOU!!!
Gendo pulls out a gun and points it at BL
audience screams as a gun shot echoes
Gendo's headless body collapses to the floor. Audience groans in disgust
BL: Eww…you didn't have to use your Magnum ya know?
Tai: He deserved it…my Magnum needed practice anyways…
Tai pockets the Magnum
BL: Okay dammit where's the freaking janitor when you need one?
Kaji jumps on stage
Tai: Hey Kaji! Where you been?
Kaji: pant Misato…pant
Tai: Huh?
Kaji: pant found beer in fridge…cough
Tai: Oh that's just—
BL: NOOOO MY SECRET STASH OF B33R!!!
audience laughs
Tai: You're still in high school…
BL: Oh yeah…NOOOO MAYA'S SECRET STASH OF B33R!!!!!
Kaji: cough Maya cough only drinks coffee…it was my stash….and its gone…
BL: WH47 NO B33R H3R3??
Tai: Calm down…at least she didn't find my morphine stash…
BL and Kaji stare at Tai
Tai: just kidding…heh cough well what's so bad about Misato getting drunk? Well I mean its bad, but she should get over it soon…
Kaji: She found your secret stash of rocket launchers…
Bl: Say what?
distant explosion rocks the room
Tai: Oh crap…we're screwed.
Kaji: Okay people clear out, there a mad drunk out there with enough firepower to bring down the house!
audience laughs
Kaji: I AM NOT JOKING!!!
Tai: Uh yeah, k people show's over any last questions?
Random Girl: Can I have your phone number?
Tai: Uh no.
Random Girl #2: Hey Kaji, can have your phone number?
Kaji: My drunk former-ex-girlfriend is rampaging around here somewhere with mobile artillery, so no.
BL: Okay people goodbye and come back for the next chapter
Tai: yeah, we're gonna talk about firearms safety next time k?
Kaji: Bye! Go back to your homes NOW!!!
audience groans and begins to leave
the left wall explodes and Misato staggers in, lugging a huge Panzercannon
Tai: Or maybe we should talk about the effects of alcohol on certain people…
Kaji: I second that motion
BL: Uh, you boys have fun…I'll…go write the next script
BL runs off the stage
Tai and Kaji are left alone on the stage. Misato stands in the center of what used to be the third row. Surrounding her is wreckage left from her explosive entrance. She sways drunkenly as she looks up at the two figures on the stage with her unfocused eyes.
Tai: Kaji? Isn't she your girlfriend?
Kaji: Well technically we haven't "gotten back together" if you know what I mean…
Tai: She's still your girlfriend…have fun.
Tai disappears behind the curtains
Kaji: (to himself)…Now I'm scared…(to Misato). Hey baby! Want to go get wasted again?
Misato raiser the rocket launcher to her shoulders
Misato: Angels hic must be exterminated…hic
Kaji: …I am so screwed…Come on Misato! Snap out of it…it's me, Kaji!
Misato: Target hic acquired…proceeding to neutralize AT field…
end after-show 1
Thx again to Quicksilver Dragon EX for letting me use his idea for a chapter-ender thingy
k people…pls R&R…it'll make my life much easier…and don't get put off by the fact that the Children haven't appeared…this is only the first chapter…they'll appear in the next.