Title: Oh What A Day

These Characters are on loan. I think is a more humorous tidbit about Serena's evrything-and anything- could go wrong day. Enjoy. ~Selene.

Title: Oh What A Day!

Dear Hero (Who is so handsome and has dark hair and luscious eyes, and is so hot!! Maybe you'll rescue me.)

Okay yesterday was a majorly strange day. It started out with me as late as usual. It is not my fault that Miss H. starts class so early! If she is supposed to be a good teacher, then should she know that us teens need our sleep. I think I heard Ami say once that we have some hormone or some chemical-thing in our bodies that keep us up really late, so we need the sleep. No one else seems to believe that except me.

Anyway, Mom didn't yell loud enough, so I was up late. I was so late that everyone had left. And Sammy, that little jerk, thought it would be funny to switch my mouthwash with some left-over, soupy green jello. Oh I was gonna kill him! This morning, it took me almost ten minutes to scrub that green stuff out of my mouth…it looked liked I brushed my teeth with broccoli. And that made me even more late, so I had to shovel down a handful of cereal. Talk about bad timing!

Then on during my 100 meter dash to school, (Raye says I should join track) I run into Mr. Personality. I literally crashed into him. Well, I sorta didn't mind that part, he does have a nice body…oh god where did that come from? Anyway, it was okay running into D.C. until he opened his mouth. Just because he is Mr. High School Guy doesn't mean he can talk like that to me! D.C. always finds the time to tease me and I hate it so much. I mean the guy looks halfway decent until he starts a sentence. He said I was immature and never reliable.

"Well you don't know anything about me! You can be such a jerk." I cried out in emotion and frustration. "How can you say things like that to me? Why? Did I ever hurt you? Or is your sole purpose in life to hurt me?"

Well, he said this: "Serena, I never meant to hurt you. I just don't know what to say to you when I'm around you. It just comes out that way. I'm sorry. Maybe one day when I am not a jerk, you can get to know me too."

And with that he smiled. (He never ever smiles) D.C. just walked away. I swear my mouth dropped to the floor. And that was one long drop. Well, I knew by this time I had made detention until Wednesday. I was not going hyperventilate in order to rush to another one of Miss. H's BORING math lesson and another screaming. I wasn't exactly cutting, I just HAPPENED to wind up at the arcade for a minute. Usually Drew works during the week, but he wasn't in. So I left him a note about DC J . Well, I didn't actually say it was about D.C. I said I might think this BOY is cute, but I'm not sure how he feels about me. Andrew is good for that, I mean, he really knows D.C. maybe I can get an idea about what D.C is thinking from him. Like I said D.C. is pretty good looking until he says something to me.

But anway, I hate my feet, but then while picking up the pace for class, I slipped and fell. I fell right into mud! Splat. Oh that was so embarassing! I wanted to die, and the bus driver that drove by me stopped the bus. He thought he had hit me. I wish he did. At least I wouldn't have to deal with Miss H looking like a mudpie. I wanted to wail right there. But I really didn't have any time. I almost missed the entire first period. Now I know Miss H is probabaly tapping her foot with that "Serena's dead" look.

While running, I wanted to die of hunger. That slowed me down by 100%. I need food and I wish I didn't run out the house so fast. But what is worse is that I looked so bad that some poor person gave me a sandwhich. I couldn't eat THAT. If they had given me some of Lita's food well then maybe I'd think about it. And mom didn't even make me lunch, she usually never forgets. So I was already planing to run into Lita around luch time. My most favorite period of the day.

Speaking of school, I was almost there. I was never that late before. Then as I walked up the hill, I noticed that the doors were closed. Squinting my eyes, I saw a sign on the door: Staff reorganization Day. School Closed. I don't know if I wanted to bang my head against the door for being so forgetful or jump up and scream because I could do my favorite thing besides eating…SLEEP. Don't tell anyone, but I almost wanted to go to school after everything that happened this morning. Well at least for half a second anyway.

You know what? Today I still woke up late. And this time, school was in session. Well, it wouldn't be right if I didn't run to school every morning. But at least I only got one afternoon's detention… And who knows, DC might be in school late today.

Serena