Going Under
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Harry Potter Goffik Story
A/N: This is the untold story of Ebony's little sister Elvira. Written by my (nonbiological) little sister Emma. Dear old Em, how I would never go on without your daily anecdotes. I just decided to post the latest few, hoping this inspires Em to write more and CONTINUE with it. This is formatted and spelled exactly as was on notebook paper.
hi my name is Elvira (geddit) Bad Ev'il Way and i love benki and joel but they aren't related 2 me cuz if we dated or got sexxi den that woud b incest you creep. i'm 17 and i go to Hogwarts cuz i'm a witch and a vampore. im very beaotifull an i hav long blak hair and beotifle green eys dat shine like a shamrok.
I was walking into the storr on hogworts and i decided to go to hot topic cuz i love that stroe. my sister Ebony inrtodused me to it along time a go. Rright noe enoby is marryd to Dkako mavloi and dey have a kid named De'mon Patric. she is preg ryt now with their seond ckid. Tom blakoo smilled at me. I fliltred wifg him for a littl b4 foing bakc 2 da sckool.
shoccol im dating Goyle. He is relly hot an chaniged hiz nam 2 Devil. he frenched me az I walked in 2 a skool "hey Evlira" he sadi and I said hey back. Den we went to his froom and got freeky until it wuz time for dinner.