Hola Persons. This is my first fanfic!!!! SO DON'T EAT ME IF IT SUCKS!!!


Chirp, chirp chirp!

"Oh, God, please tell me you're not back…"

Chirp, chirp, chirp!

"Ok, I'm finding you!" Meet Ami. She thinks this will be an average day because of the cricket waking her up in the morning. Little does she know, very very random things will happen. Bwuhaha.

A better description of Ami, she's a tall 14 year old with mid-back length wavy midnight black hair. She has crystal blue eyes and is hyper, random, sarcastic, the complete opposite of calm and is obsessed with many things. Including Naruto, and the Naruto boys. And right now, she's trying to find and destroy a cricket.

"I KNOW YOU'RE IN HERE!!!!"

Silence.

"I hate you…" Oh, and she's not a morning person. Then again, would you be a morning person if a cricket was waking you up every morning? No, I don't think you would.

"AMI! BREAKFAST!" Her mom was never one to know when not to yell. Especially when her daughter had just been woken up by the most annoying cricket on the face of the planet.

As she headed downstairs, perfectly ready to kill any cricket that crosses her path, she was praying that whatever breakfast her mom had made, was not oatmeal. Her arch nemesis.

"It's not oatmeal. Calm yourself." Her mom assured her. No, it wasn't oatmeal, but pancakes. Glorious pancakes. Ok, now, we skip her eating, taking a shower and getting dressed.

This is what she is wearing: Dark blue camouflage capris with a navy blue hoodie. She wore dog tags that used to belong to her Grandpa. Ami put her hair in a side ponytail with some bangs on the other side of her face.

"Are you done yet? I want to talk to Audrey!" She was complaining that her mom was taking to long on the computer. Audrey was Ami's best friend. She was also 14. Audrey has mid-back length dirty blonde hair. She has hazel green eyes and is very much like Ami. One of the differences is that her obsession with Naruto and the Naruto boys has grown to be a very unhealthy obsession.

"You know this is my computer, so I can take as long as I want…" Ami did it again. She activated the mom lecturing robot thing.

Seeing how the lecturing will last about another five minutes, she decided to watch Naruto. That's when her cell phone started ringing. She looked at the caller ID to make sure it wasn't another annoying boy from her school. She smiled. It was Audrey

"Hola person. Speak to me."

"Hola. Why aren't you on AIM?" Audrey knew that Ami was usually on around 3pm. Which she wasn't because, well, you know.

"Stupid me activated mom lecturing bot thing."

"Oh, so what are you doing now?"

"Watchin' Naruto. You?"

"Same here. I had to find something to do because I got bored waiting for you."

"Um, ok. Anyway, my Mom just finished- WTF?!" They had both said that at the same time because something strange was happening. They were being sucked into the world of Naruto by what Ami now called it, her evil T.V.

"What the hell just happened?!" Audrey was just as freaked as Ami. Wouldn't you be if your T.V just sucked you into some strange world? I think you would.

"Our demons of T.V's just sucked into what I believe would be the world of Naruto." Ami explained as if she knew everything. Which she was constantly telling herself she did.

"Sweet. Let's go find Shino and Kiba!" Audrey was mostly obsessed with Shino and Kiba than anyone else in the show.

"No way, we're so finding Squad 7 first!!!" Ami was always a big fan of Sakura. Don't ask why, she just was.

"First of all, we should figure out what episode we're in. I think we're after the Zabuza saga but before the Chuunin exams." Audrey said matter-of-factly. Ami and Audrey were Naruto experts, so they knew a lot about Naruto and such.

"Ok, so, first things first, we find Kakashi. He'll take us to Tsunade then we can explain why we're here and such." ((A/N: Ok, Tsunade is here b/c I want her to be. I have altered many things in this world of Naruto. After all, it's fiction, so why not make things to my liking?)) Ami said surprisingly calmly.

This frightened Audrey. Ami was calm.

"Why are you so calm?!"

"OMG! I have no idea! That was weird though…" Ami was no longer calm. Yay.

This is what Audrey is wearing: A Rent t-shirt. If there was one thing she loved as much as Naruto, it was Rent. She was wearing jeans with sneakers. She was wearing her hair down.

"Wait, there's just one thing I have to try before we go find Kakashi." Audrey made a hand sign and said: "Kage Bunshin no jutsu!" ((A/N: This is one of three jutsu's that I know in Japanese)) When she did that, clones appeared out of no where.

"O.M.G. That was amazing! You made friggin' clones!" Ami was excited, and hyper. As usual. "Can I destroy them?" Ami liked destroying things.

"Sure, I have no use for them." Audrey knew about Ami's obsession with destroying things. Right when she said sure, Ami was punching and kicking clones like crazy.

"Now, to Kakashi!" Ami said excitedly as she started running in the direction she knew Team 7 would be.

"Ok, so, they would be waiting at the bridge right about now waiting for he who is never on time." Audrey liked calling Kakashi that.

At The Bridge

"Dobe, you're annoying." Said the one and only human ice-box Sasuke Uchiha.

"Shut up teme! Humph." The number one knuckled headed ninja Naruto Uzumaki exclaimed. He didn't appreciate being called "dobe". But that didn't faze Sasuke.

"Ugh, why is Kakashi-sensei always late?" said a very annoyed Sakura Haruno. ((A/N: Sakura and a couple other people will be OOC))

"O.M.G! NO WAY! Audrey, please tell me my mind is not playing tricks on me again!" We all know who that is.

"If it is, my mind is playing tricks on me too! It's really them!!!!" Audrey exclaimed in excitedness.

"What the hell? Who are they?" Sasuke was confused. He's never seen these two girls around before. Maybe they're from a different village or something. He was just hoping that they were not fangirls.

"My name is Ami, and she's Audrey. And I'm like, totally spazzing out right now. But that's normal." Ami examined Sakura. "Audrey, you were right. After Zabuza before Chuunin. She has long hair." This shocked the three Genin.

"Well of course I was right. When am I wrong? Wait, check to see if Sasuke has it yet." Audrey had a point. She was actually pretty much always right.

Kakashi then appeared, but seeing the shocked look on his students faces, he kept quiet and read Icha Icha Paradise. That was when something happened.

"Check t-to see i-if I have w-what?" Sasuke, THE Sasuke Uchiha, heir to the Uchiha clan, was stuttering. Everyone was shocked. Kakashi dropped. His. Book. Ami and Audrey gasped.

"Ohmigawd. Kakashi dropped his book. IT'S A SIGN OF THE APOCOLAYPSE!!!"

Ami exclaimed. "Ok, freak out time is over. Now time to check for sure." Ami walked over to Sasuke who was ready to grab a kunai.

Ami walked behind Sasuke and looked for the curse mark. "Nope, he doesn't have it. Kakashi, can you take us to Tsunade-sama?" Ami was happy, as was Audrey. They were living their dream. They were finally in the world of Naruto!

Kakashi wasn't sure about these strange girls, but maybe bringing them to the Hokage was a good idea. "Sure. Follow me. So, what are your names girls?"

"I'm Ami. I'm 14 years old, random, sarcastic, the complete opposite of calm I'm obsessed with a lot of things, and hyper."

"I'm Audrey. I'm also 14 years old. I'm pretty much like Ami. Except all my obsessions have grown to an unhealthy level." Team 7 sweatdropped at Audrey's last statement.

At The Hokage's Office.

"Hokage-sama?" Kakashi asked the sleeping Hokage.

"I'M NOT SLEEPING!" Oh, it's you Kakashi." Tsunade looked at the two girls. She didn't recognize them. "Team 7, leave. Now." Just as she had asked, the said Genin and their sensei left the Hokage's office.

"Who are you two girls and what Village are you from?" Tsunade asked curiously and cautiously, just in case they were enemies.

"My name's Audrey, and that's Ami. We're not from any village. Where we come from, you guys are just cartoons and characters in manga's." Tsunade was shocked at what this girl was saying.

"How can I believe you? Prove that you two are from a different world." This made the two girls smile. Where do we start? They both thought simultaneously.

"Sarutobi was your sensei when you were a kid, the Fourth Hokage created rasengan before he died sealing the Kyuubi inside of Naruto." Ami stated, which meant now it was Audrey's turn.

"I actually think we have enough proof. So, need we say anything else?" Audrey stated. By the shocked looked on Tsunade's face, they knew she had all the proof she needed.

"I see. Seeing how in this world as you call it, you have chakra, you may become ninja's, without going to the Acadamy." This made Ami and Audrey squeal with joy.

"SWEET! THAT'S AWESOME!" The girl's then silenced when they saw Tsunade get a little frustrated. They were cheering like crazy on the inside though.

"You girls will be put on Team 7. I assume you guys already know some jutsu's from watching and reading about us. Here are your headbands." She handed the two girls Leaf headbands. Ami put hers on her neck like Hinata while Audrey put hers on her arm like Shikamaru.

"Before we go, we would like to ask one thing." Audrey said with an evil smile plastered on her face.

"And that would be?" Tsunade was curious with what these strange girls had in mind. Are they planning something pure evil?

"May we play matchmaker while we're here, and create total chaos?" Ami said, beating Audrey to it.

Tsunade thought this over. Then she smiled evilly "Yes, you may play matchmaker and create total chaos! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE!" With that being said, the girls made a handsign and disappeared in a cloud of smoke.

At Team 7 Training Grounds

"I can't help but think about those two girls…They seemed so strange." Sakura stated while sitting down.

"Yeah, but they seemed like a lot of fun! BELIEVE IT!" Naruto exclaimed happily. He was hoping to see those girls again. He was very curious about them though. They did seem strange. Not only that, but Sakura's fist met Naruto's head once again.

"What were they looking for on my neck? There's something about those two that makes me a little suspicious…" Sasuke had to say that. He was very concerned about what they were looking for.

"Why are you suspicious of us Sasuke-kun?" Said a familiar voice behind Sasuke. He flinched. How did he not sense them?

"I think you scared him, Audrey. Oh, by the way Kakashi-sensei. We've been put on your team. How exciting is that?" Ami was actually very excited, she just hadn't been sarcastic in a while.

"Hey Ami, who should we put Sasuke with? I think we should put him with Naruto." This made Sasuke and Naruto jump. "WHAT THE HELL?!" They both said.

"No, no, no! We should put him with Sakura! They make an awesome couple!" Ami was a huge SasuSaku fan. On the other hand, Audrey was more a SasuNaru girl. The conversation between the two girls was shocking and disturbing the three Genin. But their sensei was just giglling pervertedly at the girls's conversation and his perverted book.

This will get interesting….


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