This is a story with a bunch of BLEACH couples melded together into one big story. Enjoy!!!

CHAPTER 1:

THE PLANNING

"A what?" Ichigo Kurosaki asked as Rukia held the pamphlet up to his face.

"A hot spring. Everyone's going because we all deserve a break. Captain Ukitake said that you guys should come, too," Rukia stated.

"I think it'll be fun, Kurosaki-kun," Orihime said with her I'm precious so love me, Ichigo voice.

"It would be nice," Uryu said, not looking up from his book on the history of Quincies. (It wasn't a very long book.)

Chad nodded.

Rukia smiled. "Then we're all going."

Meanwhile in the Seretei...

"I don't see why I have to go to a stupid hot spring..." Toshiro Hitsugaya, the captain of the tenth division said.

"Oh, it'll be fun. Besides, I hear that Momo is coming. Think of it, what if Aizen comes? Who's gonna protect that crazy little chipmunk?" Matsumoto asked.

"I suddenly changed my mind. I'll go. But only to make sure that Momo doesn't get hurt..." Toshiro reluctantly said.

"Come on, Nanao-chan. Please?" Shunsui Kyoraku asked.

"No, sir. We have paperwork. Besides, I don't like hot springs." Nanao Ise, lieutenant of the eighth division said bluntly.

"Oh, Nanao-chan, wouldn't it be nice if the paper work just... disappeared?" Shunsui asked.

"If you don't knock that off, I'll make your sake disappear," Nanao threatened.

"I bet Lisa-chan would've gone," Shunsui said, hating himself that he had to go to such drastic measures.

"I'll go. But only because I'm afraid that you'll get too intoxicated and forget to come home."

"Nemu, I insist that you go. It will help you to interact with all the Neanderthals," Mayuri Kurotsutchi, captain of the twelfth division said.

"Yes, Mayuri-sama," Nemu agreed.

"You will- You already agreed? Alright then. Hurry and go to the next person already! Stop looking at me!!!"

Meanwhile in the deserts of Hueco Mundo...

"Gin! Tosen! Attention!" Sosuke Aizen, former captain of the fifth division called.

"Yes? Oh wonderful Aizen-sama?" Gin asked in his usual sarcastic tone.

"What is it, Aizen-sama?" Tosen obediently asked. He was the former captain of the ninth division.

"We will be going to a hot spring. It is because of an evil plot. Thisevil plot will unfold as this wretched story goes along."