Note: I'm trying a humor story please review.
The Today show in Ba sing sa With your Anchors Mai and Ty lee, Weather girl Azula, Sports Zuko, government with Iroh, and our paring expert Aunt Wu.
Ty lee: Hi welcome to the Today show. Glad you tuned in to us.
Mai: yes I'm over come with joy; I get to work at a news station.
Ty lee: Top story today is what's with all the parings. Aunt Wu will elaborate later in the show first lets take a look at sports.
Mai: Zuko.
camera turns on Zuko
Zuko: Um….. do we even have sports.
Mai and Ty lee shrugZuko: I saw two kids throwing a cabbage.
Camera turns off Zuko and on to Ty lee and Mai siting on a couch next to Aunt Wu.
Ty lee: Now to are top story parings.
Mai: Goodie I get to see all the freaks I'm paired with.
Ty lee: Aunt Wu which person do you want to talk about first
Aunt Wu: I'll start off with one of the easier people Toph. My senses are telling me that Toph will end up with Sokka if Suki is dead and you Ty lee stay with theFire Nation.
Ty lee: So your saying I have to leave the Fire Nation to be with Sokka hum….
Mai: Azula's in the building you know.
Ty lee: Never mind go on.
Aunt Wu:As I was saying if Suki lives or you become good Toph's alone.
Ty lee: Who in the hell is this Suki every ones talking about.
Mai: I think she was as Azula said "one of the Avatars fan girls."
Ty lee bursts out laughing
Mai: Ok…. Azula's joke was'nt that funny get a hold of your self.
Mai smacks Ty lee in the head
Ty lee: Thanks I needed that.
Mai: Ok next person Sokka.
Ty lee listens intently
Aunt Wu: Hum… he has had so many women after him. I'm gonna say maybe Ty lee or Suki.
Ty lee: Yeah me!
Mai: Ok Katara.
Aunt Wu: She with end up with the Avatar, Zuko, or Jet if he was'nt dead.
Ty lee: Yah hear that Mai; Zuko and Katara.
Mai: Suki and Sokka.
Both girls glare at each other
Mai: Ok I've heard all the believable parings what about the crack parings.
Ty lee: This will be fun to hear people like Katara and Toph together.
Aunt Wu: Katara and Toph is a crack paring but it's not the most popular couple. One of the most popular is well its.
Mai And Ty lee: Is.
Aunt Wu: Is Mai and Ty lee.
Ty lee: oh God NO NO!
Mai: I think I'm gonna hurl!
Ty lee goes in a panic running around the room. Mai is throwing up behind the couch.
Aunt Wu trys to calm them down by showing them fan fictions on her laptop and that they are just fake but that only makes it worse. The camera truns off them and on to Zuko who is eating fire flaks.
Zuko looks at the camera with wide eyes.
Zuko: Why am I on camera sports isn't on for another ten minutes
Camera guy: Mai and Ty lee found out they were paired together online. So its sports time
Zuko: That's hot
Zuko brings out laptop
Zuko: What website is it
Camera quickly moves toward Azula. Azula is torturing a mouse she found
Camera guy: Your on
Azula throws the mouse and begins
Azula: Today in weather.
Camera Guy 2: Hey move the camera over hear situations taken care of.
Camera begins to move
Azula: Hey don't leave right when I'm in the middle of a sen…..
Camera moves back to a exhausted Ty lee and a sick Mai
Mai takes a big gulp
Mai: Ok no more crack parings I've already hear to much.
Mai: what about Aanng.
Aunt wu: Aanng I am not sure of since he has given up all worldly possessions. In the begining of his fortune I said I saw no girl I felt bad and I said he did have a girl. If he ends up with anyone it will be Katara.
Ty lee: What about Zuzu.
Ty lee looks at Mai who is still a little sick but has her attention tored Aunt Wu.
Aunt Wu: Either Jin, June, Song, but mostly Katara. Just not you Mai.
Aunt Wu brings out Zutara flag
Aunt Wu: He will probably end up will Katara opposites attract
Ty lee looks at Mai who's eye is twicting
Ty lee: Mai are you ok
Mai sits their
Mai:Dammit all; what the hell!!
Mai jumps up and punches Aunt Wu in the face. She then goes to the carmera pushes the Camera guy down and has her face in the camera.
Mai: OMG what is your people's problem Zutara is dumb their ENEMIES. Jin, June, and even Song were in ONE ONE damm episode for five minutes. OMG
Ty lee is now trying to get Mai away from the camera. Azula is laughing, Zuko is online looking up Mai and Ty lee fan fictions, and Iroh is drinking tea.
Ty lee: Relax Mai I think you killed Aunt Wu.
Mai: Good; OMG they were in a cave Wow. You think they showed me in a flash back for noting. SONG JIN JUNE AND KATARA WILL NEVER I REPEAT NEVER END UP WITH ZUKO I WILL!!!!!!
Ty lee now drags Mai back to sit down. Aunt Wu is on the floor bleeding.
Mai: Ok, ok Azula will end up with
Aunt Wu: Nobody; now if you'll excuse me I have to get medical attention.
Mai begins to laugh that Azula will end up with nobody. Then she begins to cry
Ty lee: Has the red crusade came Mai
Ty lee in hugging Mai
The cameraman gets up and moves the camera to Iroh.
Iroh: I think that's it for today; have a safe today and a happy tomorrow
Azula: Get over hear carmera guy I will show you whose in charge.
Azula garbs him and makes a bule flame.
Carmera Guy: NO!!!
Note: the read crusade means period. Please review and tell me if I should do more.