(we open the episode with harvey birdman in his office looking at magazines)
harvey: hmmm
peanut: wahtcha looking at?
Harvey: oh nothing it's just oh you know glossy flawless
peanut: isn't that a chicks magazine?
Harvey: no I think you mean chicks magazine
(we then see foghorn leghorn looking at a magazine that says chicken magazine)
foghorn: that I say that is a good looking hen
peanut: so any cases yet?
Harvey: no not yet ever since the show went off the air we me dying I haven't got a single case
peanut: right just like when john goodman died on roseanne
harvey: john goodman isn't dead
peanut: he is on roseanne
harvey: hmmm * raises an eyebrow*
peanut: well we know one thing harvey never doubt yourself for all we know someone could be
walking through that door or some other way right now
*twilight sparkle then comes in via teleport *
peanut: ahh
* harvey birdman the yells scared for a long time then stops *
twilight: you done?
* harvey birdman then yells again for a long time then stops *
harvey: now I am and I apologize I am not used to magical creatures
Phil: ha ha magic got owned
* Phil leaves *
harvey: so tell me ms. Uh
twilight: sparkle twilight sparkle
harvey: a my little pony?
Twilight: yes
harvey: huh I guess that is a case so what is it you want me to do for you accused of witchcraft?
Twilight: no worse
harvey: worse then witchcraft? What could possibly be worse
twilight: I have benn accused of using an illegal drug known as magic meth
* harvey's eyes widen in shock*
harvey: egad twilight you don't do that stuff I think
peanut: right just go saying to yourself that everyday
harvey: well with that false acussion like that I know what that means
avenger: squawk?
Harvey: that's right avenger *stand up * it's time for me to make a comeback
peanut: does that mean?
Harvey: yes i'll take the case!
peanut: It's about time
the them then plays
singer: who is the cat with the beak? Do you really want to fell him? Power of attorney habeas
corpus marvey attorney harvey birdman attorney at law
* the song ends *
* in court*
balif: presenting the honorable judge green goblin
* the green goblin for the amazing spiderman cartoon appears*
harvey: grenn goblin what happened to menatalok?
Goblin: oh yeah about that apparently he retired after the show went off the air
and aren't you supposed to be dead?
Harvey: only in the finale
green goblin: yeah * bangs hammer* anyway let's get this case started
* we see a hammer bang on a callif *
green goblin: okay harvey if you want to make a comeback you gotta prove this little pony's
innocence
harvey: when have I not?
green goblin: secret squirrel's flashing case
harvey: touché anyway my client known as twilight sparkle has done any drugs in her pastlife
heck I don't even know why she would do it
sharkman: objection you honnor she does do magic meth
birdman: sharkman?
Sharkman: that is right birdman I am prosecuting against you
birdman: well I guess that makes sense
sharkman: like I was saying I have proof right here as I call twilight sparkle to the stand
* twilight sparkle is at the stand *
sharkman: so tell me ms. Sparkle what exactly were you doing at the night in question?
Twilight: well if you really must know I was studying up on magic learning everything
I needed to know spike came in and warned me of a great threat saying there was somenbody
outside the next thing I know the police were there
sharkman: so is it clear that you were praticing magic then at the night you were accused of magic meth usage?
Twilight: well I kinda drank a liquid that I turned white
sharkman: no further question
green gobin: that is groso you know that
twilight: I turned it white with my magic
harvey: oh man think what could be the thing to prove twilight's innocence
* harvey then sees something on the floor*
harvey: hmm
green goblin: alright that is it I proclaim
harvey: objection your honnor
green goblin: what is it? Harvey?
Harvey: I like to call spike the dragon to the stand
*green goblin uses his glider to bring spike *
spike: wha? what's going on?
Harvey: your friend is being accused of using magic meth
spike: what twilight would never do that she just was using her magic when somehow magic meth
was in her horse pocket
sharkman: objection horse don;t have pockets
spike: well we ponies do for some reason cartoon logic
harvey: right so do you know what twilight was doing?
Spike: praticing her magic she was using everythign she could to save the world from tirek
green goblin: omg I loved that episode
sharkman: objection
green goblin: overruled not guilty * bangs hammer *
no let's get out of here I have a hot date
harvey: you?
Green goblin: yeah scarlet witch
havey: lucky you
green goblin: thanks
* we then see the gavel bang *
(outside the office we see harvey and the others outside the court )
harvey: wow that was something
twilight: yeah not only that but my name is cleared
peanut: yeah just don't think you won't get into more trouble
twilight: why?
Peanut: because harvey here has dealt with other cartoons like you
spike: well we know one thing if you jessie eisnenberg then you can get away with anything
(everyone laughs)
harvey: I see what you did there
(credits roll)