Fumbletips the wuss cat
On the shed lying flat
Soaks the sun throughout the day
Sees a human and runs away
Likes to hide out of sight
Sooner run than try and fight
Small and grey and not too shabby
Stripey shiny little tabby
Kitty treats tempt him near
Overcome his kitty fear
He doesn't hang around for long
A scary sound and he's gone
Mice cause him no problem
Fumbletips will hunt them
If he sees things much bigger
You'll see his retreating figure
A cat so timid you can't pet
Of that fact you can't forget
Your puss cat's a wussy cat
And I'll leave this kitty cat at that
