A/N: This story is based on true events only the names have been changed to protect the guilty. Guilty parties being me and my friend. Enjoy.
"Stop it
Poke...
"Don't make me hurt you."
Poke...
"I've got a water bottle." Kagami waved it menacingly.
Poke...
"I'll use it. I swear I will." She waved it again.
"POKEJITSU TECHNIQUE: METEOR SHOWER!" Konata yelled at the top of her lungs.
"Ahh."
Konata jumped into the air and poked Kagami in head repeatedly. Kagami couldn't react in time and suffered the full assault.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Kagami yelled.
"Poking you," Konata said nonchalantly.
"I know that. But why?"
"I'm bored and poking you is fun."
"No it's not."
Konata poked the seething girl again.
"GAH...STOP. ."
"But why my dear tsundere."
A vain appeared on Kagami's forehead.
"WHY? BECAUSE it's really... REALLY...annoying," she emphasized with her fist, "And don't call me that."
"But it's fun."
"No it's not."
"But it is for me."
"That's not the point."
Konata poked Kagami one more time. Kagami held back her rage and stormed out of the classroom. The bell rang for class and the entire class just stared. Ms. Kuroi spoke up.
"Izumi I want to see you after class."
A/N: In real life I was doing the poking. Bye-Bye /)_(\