A/N: Hey ya'll! I'm back! And with a new story! Hoo-ray! Okay, I know that some of you din't like the outcome of Resentful cuz it was kinda...um... (Lemme think of the word...) "Misleading" apparently from the summary. (I din't think so) anyway—this story is going to be much more lighthearted and fluffy. I promise. I wanna take a break from (um) "malevolentistic" (I guess) kind of stories. ("Malevolentistic" isn't even a word is it?) Whatever! On with the STORY!
Disclaimer: I do NOT at all own Naruto. The characters and storyline are NOT mine.
WARNING: this story has slight HOMOSEXUALITY. If you do not like it, then, you know, don't read. There is a lot of DRINKING and PARTYING involved too.
"This world will never be what I expected, and if I don't belong, who would've guessed it?"
--Three Days Grace: "Never Too Late"
Outside, rain drummed against the window. I was blanking out of every little detail Sakura was saying to me.
"So what do you think?" She was tracing patterns on her desk.
My eyes darted up to her face. "What?" I asked sitting back in my chair.
She let out an annoyed sigh.
"Sorry." I said flippantly. "I wasn't paying attention."
"There's a shock," Sakura retorted sarcastically.
There was a flash of silence.
"Are you done critiquing me?" I asked, raising my eyebrow.
"I wasn't critiquing you, Sasuke," she tossed her hair back and smiled. "I just wanted to know what you thought."
"About what?" I rested my head on my hand.
"God!" Sakura wailed. "You never pay any freaking attention to what I'm saying! It's getting old, Sasuke! We're seniors for God's freaking sake! You need to focus, or you'll never get a freaking job!"
Sakura took in a deep breath.
I waited. "Are you done?"
Sakura nodded.
"Good," I said. "Now you have to help me on party ideas..."
"Party ideas?" Sakura leaned over the desk so she could see what I was writing.
"Yeah. We get out of school in three days. My parents will be gone after graduation, so I thought we could hold a fun little "School Is Out" party, ya know?"
Sakura smiled. "Sounds like fun!"
Oh, it'll be, it'll be...
"Okay, you can't tell anyone, but I think I might be a bisexual," Ino informed as I shut my locker. This was the fourth time today she had told me.
"Okay, I won't tell." I started walking to my car.
"'Cause, you know, if anyone but you found out, I would be, like...dead!" Ino followed me like a puppy.
"I said I won't tell." I repeated to her. "Anyway, what makes you think you're bi?"
Ino twirled a lock of her blonde hair in her fingers. "Well...I think that Shikamaru is smoking hot...but I also think that Sakura is absolutely sexy..."
"Uh huh..." I mumbled.
"So, like, yeah," Ino flipped her hair.
I reached my car. She paused and stood by the passengers' seat. I sighed. "Do you need a ride?" I rolled my eyes and got in.
She smiled ear-to-ear. "That would be exquisite, Sasuke, thank you for asking!" She was being sarcastic. I have given her a ride home every day since the beginning of senior year. Apparently, "My parents hate me," is her excuse.
I scribbled out a party idea. Strip tease would make some people too horny. It was just a joke, but the others may not see it that way. I wrote down Sakura's name.
Oh, but wait, Ino likes her...and so does Naruto...
Would that be awkward for them all to play spin-the-bottle?
Naw.
There are a lot of love triangles in our group. Well, more like a circle...
Naruto likes Sakura, but Sakura (who is bisexual by the way) likes Ino and me. But secretly, Ino likes her too, along with Shikamaru. But Shikamaru likes Temari, who (like Lee) likes Neji, who likes Tenten, who likes Kiba, who likes Hinata who likes Naruto.
I am the only one who knows all of that useless shit.
God, I sighed, rubbing my temples. It's hard to keep everything straight.
Oh well. I am the only one who knows all of it. I'm keeping it a secret till everyone can fess up.
That'll be awhile.
A/N: Are you sad that the first chap is over? ALREADY? Hm, was it good? please say so I know, I know, it's kinda confusing what exactly is going on with who-likes-who but it'll become easier. Ok—there is a LOT of partying and drinking in this story. I'm just warning you. Ok?
Love you lots!
Flirty Aquarius