They want to look for the FAYZ. But where to start?
"I know!" One of them said. "Safeway!"
"Safeway?" the other one, confused.
"Yeah! We always find stuff there!"
"Alright."
So they set off to a big store with the letters S A F E W A Y about five to ten feet above the doors. They remembered the last time they went there to find Caine, but all they got was a vegetable like canned item. They were unsure, but they were determined.
They went up to an employee, knowing they always knew where stuff is.
"Hello good sir!" one of them said.
"Why, hello. How may I be of service?" the employee said with a smile.
"We're looking for something!"
"Oh?"
"Yes! We're looking for the FAYZ!"
The employee grew a dark look. "The FAYZ you say?"
"Yesserie!" The other one said.
"I'll tell you where's the FAYZ." He says, looking around, speaking in a low tone and edging closer. "See that man there?" he says, nodding his head towards the man behind the seafood counter. "Say 'I would like some fishsticks please' and don't forget the please." he goes back to upright position.
"Alright!" and the two set off towards the man pointed out.
"Hello!" said the man.
"Hi! We would like some fishsticks please!"
The man grows dark like the employee and says "Your a-lookin' for the FAYZ, now are ya'?"
"Yes sir!"
"See that woman over there?" he nods towards the bakery woman. "Tell her 'I would like some bread please' then she would say 'Wheat or Rye?' and say 'Rye'" the man leans back towards upright position.
"Alright!" and they set off toward the bakery.
"Hello!" says the baker.
"Hi! We would like some bread please!"
"Wheat or rye?"
"Rye" the baker nods and takes out a small roll of rye bread.
"You should taste it before." she says and breaks the bread in half, revealing a roll of paper. "Here you are." she says, handing them the bread, then walking to the back. One of them take the scroll and read it, spreading bread crumbs everywhere.
"'Dear traveler,'" she reads. "'Welcome to the journey of your life. You, young traveler, are wise, because no one in their right mind would search here. This is no hoax, traveler, this is the real deal. Now, you have not started your journy yet. Go to the back of the store through the purple door to your left. There you will find a red notice in the end of the hall saying 'have a nice day!'. Take that and flip it over. There you will find your next set of instructions. But be warned, traveler, for there is people out there not wanting the FAYZ to be found. ONWARD!'"
"Well then.."
"Onward!"
Yeah so I just thought of this and I just had to write it down.
Is it funny?
I don't know if this will go good... :/
But yeah.