-Lord Garmadon is Not Voldemort and I will not refer to him as such.
-Sensei Wu is not Gandalf.
-Nor is he Dumbledore.
-Making Zane watch the Terminator is strictly frowned upon.
-Same goes for Astro Boy, A.I., and the Matrix Trilogy.
-For that matter so is Pinocchio.
-And the Iron Giant
-This applies to P.I.X.A.L. as well.
-I am not the ninja of fabulous.
-Nor am I the ninja of cupcakes.
-Neither "fabulous" nor "cupcakes" are actual elements.
-Asking how the Serpentine reproduce is not appropriate to do during fights.
-Karloff is not secretly Ed from Full Metal Alchemist.
-He also isn't Kevin from Ben 10.
-Neither is Griffin Turner the Flash.
-No, Cole and Jay are not secretly in love.
-Despite how much money it may make, locking Zane in a room with his fangirls is wrong.
-This rule also applies to Jay, Kai, Cole, and Lloyd.
-For that matter it applies to Garmadon.
-The Darkley's Boarding School for Bad Boys isn't Hogwarts and therefore Lloyd isn't a wizard.
-No seriously, he isn't a wizard.
-If Garmadon swears to do something, don't place bets on whether or not he keeps it.
-Misako isn't the Silver Ninja.
-The Ninjas don't need theme music.
-Even if they did "Ice, Ice, Baby" is not appropriate for Zane.
-Neither is "Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto".
-Playing "This Gigantic Robot Kills" is also not an option, and will cause Zane to freak out
-The rumor that turning on Zane's funny switch and making him play Grand Theft Auto will cause a massacre should not be tested.
-Especially since it is partially true.
-Using Cole's cooking as a weapon is rude.
-Even if it works.
-Zane's head isn't detachable and I shouldn't test this.
-Kai isn't the human torch.
-Jay isn't electro.
-Kai isn't a fire bender.
-Cole isn't an earth bender.
-Lloyd isn't the Avatar.
-Zane should be kept away from Portal at all cost.
-The same applies to Portal 2.
-Waking up the Bounty singing the lion king opening while holding the falcon is wrong and annoying.
-I am not the Sand Guardian, Guardian of the Sand.
-Lord Garmadon doesn't need a Hug.
-Neither does the overlord.
-Pythor isn't a "Giant Purple People Eater".
-A Venomari attack shouldn't be referred to as an "acid trip".
-Playing Robot love when Zane and P.I.X.A.L. are in close proximity is rude.
-I will not compare Cyrus Borg to Edward Elric.
-The Golden Weapons are not paperweights.
-Replacing Sensei's tea with instant lemonade is strictly frowned upon.
-Showing the Ninja Technoshipping is weird.
-Same goes for Lavashipping
-And Bruiseshipping.
-Jya is ok though.
-Showing them fanart is bad.
-Specially Yaoi.
-Calling Zane the pink ninja is just no.
-If you erase Jay or Cole's game data you will be hurt.
-Cole doesn't need an Eyebrow job.
-Zane is not a Transformer.
-Having Zane watch Doctor Who is ok, as long as he doesn't see cybermen.
-Mixing laxatives in Cole's cake is wrong.
-The same applies with Sensei's tea.
-While saying paradoxes won't kill them, it will mess with their circuits if you say them in the presence of Zane or P.I.X.A.L. so don't.
-Kai does in fact use hair gel.