"Hey bro", My buddy Geoff said to me. I was out with my TD buddies but my mind was on one thing, my hot girlfriend, Gwen. Just then my phone rang, it was Gwen. I quickly picked it up.
"Hey babe", I said.
"Oh my god, Duncan come up right now!", she said panic-stricken. I ran up to her house she was in the back yard.
"Duncan, I'm so glad you're here!", she said hugging me, "Vampira ran up the big tree with my sketchpad, can you get it.". I nearly fainted.
"C'mon! I'll get you another sketchpad!", I begged I didn't want to go up there. "I could die. Please?". She gave me a look. "Alright aright. I'm climbing".
"Its not about the sketchpad, Duncan. That can be replaced, but Vampira can't, like you. I love her as much as I love you. Please for me?". I sighed and climbed up to the top branch. I saw the lizard.
"You know that hot girl down there, I could be making out with her", I said to the lizard, "but no I'm here getting you out of this tree. Why can't you just die", just then the lizard jumped off the tree. Shit! Luckily (for her) Gwen caught her. And unluckily for me I fell down the tree.
"I broke every bone in my body", I said to Gwen. She helped me up.
"Thanks", She said to me and kissed me, I smiled. "I think you should go back and hang out with the lads, they're probably wondering where you are". she said that and placed the lizard on her shoulder. The lizard looked like it was nearly laughing at me. I HATE THAT LIZARD!