(we open in harvey's office harvey and peanut is seen reading a comic)
harvey: he peanut what are you reading
penaut: oh just a little comic
harvey; I didn't know you were into comics peanut
peanut: well I kinda am I love them I especially love the vinatage ones
harvey: really I guess you got into them when we had to help black vulcan
black vulcan: ( form outside) it's black lightning!
harvey: how did he get out there?
Peanut: maybe he is going around going for power
harvey: hmm suspicious very suspicious
(suddenly we see static shock come through the door)
peanut: holy door slam birdman
harvey: that's batman peanut
peanut: so what?
Harvey: you wanna get sued?
Peanut: actually we got the copyright laws for all these cartoon characters
harvey: weird so anyway what is your problem static?
Static: I have been accused of illegal use of power
peanut: hmm looks like somebody has been drinking too much
harvey: illegal use of power huh? Looks like somebody wants you dead i'll take the case
* theme plays*
singer: who is the man In the suit who is the cat with a beak do you really want to feel him
harvey attorney habeas corpus mmm harvey birdman attorney at law
(in court green goblin bangs his gavel)
green goblin: okay let's get this whole thing started and hurry too I have several other cases
freezoid: hey green goblin loved your cartoon anyway I have proof that staic shock indeed had illegal
use of power for you see static here used his powers on this pole * holds out fried pole *
harvey: objection you honor this
green goblin: how is that harvey? The evidence is right there
harvey: it's simple for you see that pole is fried electricity can't fry poles although it is good for popcorn
green goblin: good point
freezoid: objection you honor for I call static shock to the stand
*at the stand *
freezoid: hey static love the costume tell me what were you doing the night you were accused of illegal
use of power?
Static: I was looking at a villain he seemed suspicious so I went In and tried to follow him but as I
found out the villain turned out to be a animal so I went home he seemed to know his way
around theese parts so when I found him I teamed up with him and we caught the villain
freezoid: and who exactly was this villain?
Static shock: some squirrel with a purple hat
freezoid: and how do you explain this pole? *holds out fired pole *
Static shock : hey I used it to trap the villain not damage it
freezoid: righ no further questions
green goblin: well looks like we all know how this is gonna go but with all this talk about superheros
am tired we will pick this up tommorow court ajourned till them
* gavel bangs *
harvey: hmmm it seems that freezoid has a little thing going on for you
static: you think that is hard wait till I show you my villains gallery for starters I have to face a shadow
guy and a fire guy
harvey: you have weird adversaries
static: you ain;t seen the half of it I even have ot face a birdgirl
* birdgirl swngs in *
static: not you
*birdgirl walks away sad *
harvey: hmm yo usiad there was a squirrel you teamed up with what did he look like?
Static: to be honest he had a purple hat and a white trench coat kinda looked like a flasher If you ask
me
harvey: * gasp* by the great sun I know who that person is
* transition to tomorrow*
green goblin: okay you got any persecutions or anything?
Freezoid: well if you count that Harvey has done nothing yet I say this case is pretty much wrapped up
harvey: objection your honnor I have done something for I cal lsecret squirrel to the stand
* green goblin uses his glider to bring secret squirrel to the stand*
secret: what the? Oh hey harvey static
harvey: hey
static: what's up
* both say talk at he same time *
harvey: so tell me secret squirrel were you teaming up with static here?
Secret: of course I was during the whole situation I was on the trail of a villain know
as dr. camo but he seemed to have the upperhand that is until static came along we bth were able to find
dr. camo thanks to me and static's together made invention the came blaster we found dr. camo and
found him and took him to jail
freezoid: objection
green goblin: overuled with that speaking of jsutice I find the defendant static shock
not guilty
static: yes wait till gear hears about this
harvey: I am quite sure it will make quite the story
* gavel bangs *
(outside court)
harvey: well looks like a nother case is in the books
static: yeah thanks to you harvey and secret squirrel thanks for having my back
secret: anytime static homies help homies always
static: you know you don't have to talk gangster right?
Secret: yeah but I bought all this bling for twenty dollars and it doesn't accept refunds
twilight: well we know one thing bling is the thing
(they all laugh)