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Without any further yada yada yada...
"Mr. It Pennywise. You some kinda extreme couponer or something?" The receptionist asks. Pennywise growls in his throat and she leaves him alone. "Have a seat, Mr. Pennywise. You'll be out in a half hour.
The hygienist enters the small room, and clips the paper around Pennywise.
"So, Mr. Pennywise, have we been flossing at least once a day?" Pennywise opens up his face revealing all his teeth. "Ok, we might be here for more than a half hour."
"Well hurry it up nonetheless." Pennywise says. "I have places to be." He snaps.
After a painstakingly painful 2 hours, Pennywise sees the dentist.
"It appears you have 23 cavities, so I'll expect you to schedule an appointment for 19 of those to get drilled, and the rest need to be pulled." He explains. "Other than that, your other 977 teeth are in good shape. I'll see you next week, Mr. Pennywise!" The doctor leaves, with the reminder to not eat for the next 3 hours.
"No eating for 3 hours." Pennywise complains to himself as the receptionist fills out his forms. "I'll have to plan a scheme and hope that group of nincompoops doesn't bother me."
"Ok, Mr. Coupon saver, I'll see you next week at 3 on Thursday." The receptionist says sweetly.
"Don't count on it," Pennywise grumbles, walking out the door.
Pennywise roars at the kids, revealing all his teeth.
"Why does it smell like mint toothpaste and bubblegum fluoride?" Bill asks.
THE END.