Stars in their eyes!

Gilderoy Lockhart - Good evening Ladies, gentlemen, witches and wizards!, and welcome to Stars in their eyes!

~Wild applause, and Lockhart flashes a charming grin~

Gilderoy Lockhart: Tonight ~Flashes another charming grin~ We will hear the suburb singing sensations Of the Wizarding world!. First up, a face that is familiar to all of us- but not mine!

Audience- ~Slight chortle~

Lockhart- Now, lets meet our first contestnt. Hes the boy we allll love- Harrrrrrrrrrrrrrry Pottterrrrrrrrrrrr!

~Wild applause as Harry steps on stage~

Harry -Er Hello

Lockhart- Harry! Tell us about yourself! ~Lockhart grin~

Harry- Er..Im the boy who lived..er..i like quidditch..

~Mad appause~

Lockhart- Brilliant! Now, who are YOU going to be tonight?

Harry..Er..Stevie Wizard from er.. Queen…

Lockhart- Brilliant! Ladies and Gentlemen, Witches and Wizards.. Harry Potter as..Stevieeeeeeeee Wizarddddddd

~Harry trips over as he enters the huge star thing. He emerges with sideburns and an Elvis costume~

Harry- What? I didnt ask to be Elvis!

~Lights dim and a Microphone appears~

Harry sighs and Begins to Sing..

Firebot,Firebot,Firebolt
I want to ride my Firebot,Firebot,Firebolt
I want to ride my Firebolt
I want to ride my 'Bolt
I want to ride my Firebolt
I want to ride it where I like!

~Mad screams from the audience~

You say black I say Snape
You say bark I say Fang
You say shark I say Hagrid
Jaws was never my scene
And I don't like Star Wars
You say Rolls I say Crabbe
You say God give me a choice
You say Lord I say Christ
I don't believe in Peter Pan
Frankenstein or Superman
All I wanna do is

Firebot,Firebot,Firebolt
I want to ride my Firebot,Firebot,Firebolt
I want to ride my Firebolt
I want to ride my 'Bolt
I want to ride my Firebolt
I want to ride my -
Broomstick races are coming your way
So forget all your detentions oh yeah
Fat bottomed Slytherins
They'll be riding today
So look out for those beauties oh yeah
On your marks, get set, go!
Firebolt race Firebolt race Firebolt race
Firebot,Firebot,Firebolt
I want to ride my Firebolt
I want a Firebolt race!

Hey
You say coke I say Muggle
You say John I say Smuggle
Hot dog I say cool it man
I don't wanna be the Minister of Magic
You say smile I say cheese
food I say please
Income tax I say Muggles?
I don't want to be a candidate for
Drumstang or Beauxbatons
'Cos all I wanna do is

Firebolt (yeah) Firebolt (eh) Firebolt
I want to ride my Firebot,Firebot, (c'mon) Firebolt
I want to ride my Firebolt
I want to ride my Bolt'
I want to ride my Firebolt
I want to ride it where I like!

~Harry bows, while mad applause continues~

Lockhart- Thank you Harry! Such an inspiring performance! Now for our next contestant…

A/n So what do you think? I just thought it was a silly, yet amusing idea. R/r and tell me what you think!
Disclaimer- Some brittish company owns Stars in their eyes. Queen owns 'Bicycle race'. i just amde it more amusing!