"Hey!"
The voice behind him made Ianto jump and he only just stopped himself from screaming.
"What are you doing?" asked an all-too-familiar American voice.
Ianto looked down at what he was wearing and frowned.
This is going to be awkward, he thought.
Assuming he was entirely alone, Ianto had been putting back Jack's coat after taking it to the dry cleaners (alien blood gets everywhere!) when he had the sudden urge to try the garment on.
He was now stood, stark naked, with only Jack's coat to cover his modesty.
"I was... erm... sorry" Ianto mumbled.
"It suits you," Jack commented, as his eyes drifted over Ianto's body. The Captain grinned mischievously. "So why are you naked?"
Ianto's cheeks turned a deep crimson.
"I wanted to feel it against my skin," he replied.
Jack laughed.
"I can tell you, I've seen some things but this...this is...new! Ianto, you me and that coat are going for a drink and I won't take no for an answer."
"Yes sir. Though perhaps I ought to put my clothes back on first," Ianto noted meekly.
"Can we drop the sir now? I have, after all, seen you naked today!"
So Jack, Ianto and the coat set off to the pub and the Hub settled into a rare peace and calm for the night.