The Emo Squad leaped from their sparkly black and red helicopters. They stood there doing nothing, but all of a sudden, they began disco dancing and singing the decapitation song. The lyrics were "Deeecapitation,we all love … DEEECAPITATION!" They repeated the song several times while mimicking cutting off their heads. Kanda glared at them and their pink sequin man dresses ( A/N: Yes, they are men).Then he realized that he also enjoyed wearing pink sequin dresses, disco dancing, and being emo. He begged the Emo Squad for acceptance into their elite order of emoness, but the Emo Squad denied his request for epic emoness. Kanda, being his emo self, went into a corner, depressed. His emoness spread to the ants, who immediately began cutting themselves with their own arms. Kanda pulled out a spoon from his pocket and began cutting would have used mugen, but he traded it for the sparkly, pink sequin man dress that he was wearing. When the Emo Squad saw just how emo Kanda was, they decided to let him join them.
Kanda joined just in time for their final event. The pilots looked out the windows and gave the signal. They left the controls and grabbed the only parachutes on board, and leaped out, leaving the helicopters spinning towards each other. The last thing ever heard from the emo squad was "For the sparkly pink leotards in the sky!"
_ This is an extremely random story my friend and I wrote at 3 in the morning on sugar highs. Please don't hate me!