Hey, So I wanted to give writing total drama fan fiction a shot. I know it's probably going to be a huge undertaking with 80+ contestants vying for the prize. I wanted something a little bit realistic, so the story isn't going to be too far-fetched and the challenges aren't going to be something that everyday people won't do on a regular reality TV show. I also wanted to introduce OC's just to break the monotony and this first chapter is going to be more focused on them then the classic contestants. I still don't know if it's going to be a permanent thing or not, It all depends on how I feel. I just hope you guys like what I'm doing so far.
And yeah I don't own total drama.
OC's:
Lily: From Montana, she's 5'0, skinny, and has raven-black hair cut into a straight bob. Her eyes are deep blue, and she has a few freckles. She is the type of person that sees the best in people, and doesn't judge anyone for things they cant control, but at the same time can be overly critical of herself to the point of being irrational. She lives on her families ranch, and joined total drama partly to escape having to milk cows all summer with her brothers, but also to make new friends, as her small town is pretty isolated. Besides the competition she loves drifting cars and collecting vintage sneakers.
Chester: From Tennessee, he's 6'0, skinny, and has blond hair cut similar to Chris Jericho. A fun-loving yet slightly unstable guy, Chester comes from an extremely poor rural area in the Appalachian wilderness of Tennessee. Despite this dreary outlook, hes wants everyone to have a good time even at the most inappropriate times. His motivation for going on the show was to get money to build his dream home filled with a bounce house bar and skate park. Besides this, he also enjoys wrestling and motocross.
Sandy: Originally from New Mexico, she's 5'6, skinny, and has shoulder-length blond hair. She has brown eyes and a scar on her left cheek and arm. She is extremely street-smart, due to being on the run from her home for over a year. However it has left her distrustful and prone to being aggravated easily. She has a strong desire to leave her past behind her, which was her motivation for going on the show and finally getting the freedom she never really had, even if it's on a canadian reality show.
Mario: From Long Island, New York, he is 5'10, of slight chubby build, has dark brown eyes, and brown hair in a spiked comb-over. His family owns an italian restaurant that is very successful and he is proud the fact that he is the first person in his family born in America. Despite this, he is arrogant, manipulative, and will do anything to get what he thinks he deserves. He went on total drama to prove that he doesn't fit the guido stereotypes, and doesn't want any comparisons of real italians to the manufactured trash of the jersey shore.
Dillon: From New Jersey, hes 5'5, skinny, and has long brown hair that looks similar to ozzy osbourne's hair when he was in black sabbath; He also has brown eyes and a couple eyebrow piercings. Dillon's one of those contestants who doesn't take many things seriously, including competition. He actually didn't even want to be on the show, but can't back down now that he is on it. Despite coming off as cool, yet cynical, He actually deeply cares for people and values integrity above everything else. He plays guitar in a band and dreams of one day being on tour with all his friends.
Megan: From Florida, she's 5'2, skinny, and has shoulder length brown hair and eyes that match. Although painfully shy, she is a fierce competitor and strives to do the best she can. She is also very acrobatic from doing dance and gymnastics. Despite her shyness, she makes friends easily, but can also be easily manipulated by other more sinister competitors. She joined the show to overcome her shyness and meet new people. Besides this, shes into anime and playing halo.
Jaquan: From Detroit, Michigan, he's 5'11, skinny yet built, and has black short dreadlocks. Out of his protruding bottom lip sports fake gold teeth. Jaquan loves two things in life, being the best rapper in all of Detroit, and money, which is exactly why he's on the show. That and to promote his mixtape. Despite his supposed genius ability when it comes to his rapping game, He is both incredibly stupid and painfully stubborn, to the point of being confrontational. His hobbies outside of this are making beats, women, and drinking lean at the most inappropriate times.
Esmeralda: From San Diego, California, she's 5'5, fat, and has wavy black hair. She also has brown eyes, ice earrings, and a tattoo of a mexican skull on her left shoulder. She is narcissistic, impatient, and extremely determined to get what she wants. The only reason she's on the show is too lose weight and be famous, and wont do a challenge if she thinks it's too hard or compromises with her shallow beliefs. Outside of the show, she loves to shop on the sunset strip and go to the beach.
There was a new season of total drama that was promised to eclipse the previous seasons. It was being held on Pahkitew Island and the challenges were promised to outdo everything they'd ever done yet. None of the other contestants knew but along with all 80 previous contestants from the different generations, there would be 8 new ones joining them. The surprise was that none of them were from Canada. They were all coming from all across America, from California to New York and everywhere in between. The contestants had already been shown and Chris has already chosen their teams for them. They were all waiting to get their team names and go to their supposed team cabins, but Chris has a surprise in store for them.
Chris: I know what your thinking, we have 80 contestants, that should give us more drama then any other seasons right.
Heather: You're Joking
Taylor: What is he talking about?
Chris: I know I didn't host the ridonculous race, but that doesn't mean I can't have them compete because it should have been me. It was hard enough getting around the child labor laws to have junior compete and I didn't want the four oldest contestants for practical reasons, so I thought, what If I got even more contestants to take their place.
Everyone stared blankly
Chris: Yes Campers, There are More
Ugghhhhhhh! They all groaned
Courtney: Are You Fucking Serious Chris
Emma: Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse
Chris: But heres the cool thing, They're Not from Canada
Geoff: Fuck Yeah
Brody: Sweet Dude
Izzy: Wow, are they going to be from different countries like France, Japan, Sweden
Chris: No Izzy, They're from America
More Groans are Heard
Noah: Wow, More Neanderthals
Blaineley: Well, my time on the show is limited
Chris: I knew all of you would be understanding, but I want to introduce you to them in a way to make them really feel at home so, follow me to the stage.
They all followed
Gwen: What is Chris trying to plan this time
Bridgette: We already have 80 contestants, we really don't need anymore
Gwen: This is going to be a long season
Crimson: After this, remind me to re-evaluate my life.
Meanwhile backstage, Chef looks at all the eight new contestants picked to be on the show.
Chef: Alright Campers LISTEN UP, I'm going to ask you to pick a card, write your name on it, and put it in a bowl so that Chris can pick out the name at random. There are 4 teams of 20 this time and they've already been chosen.
Sandy: Holy fuck, Does that mean they got every single season of total drama on our teams
Mario: What, I thought it was only going to be 20
Jaquan: Well you thot wrong nigga
Some laugh, while others just glare at him, including chef
Chef: ENOUGH SHENANIGANS, AND WRITE YOUR NAMES DOWN
They all did as told
Chef: All right, NOW GET OUT THEIR SUCKAS.
Chef pushed all eight contestants onto the stage. Luckily the curtain was closed so they weren't seen yet. Chester started to look outside the curtain.
Chester: They're walking to the seats now! Holy Shit that's a lot of people!
Jaquan: Get the fuck outta here nigga, they playing.
He goes to investigate and starts looking out too
Jaquan: Nah, Samuel Jackson was right.
Megan: Oh god, I hate crowds so much, but I've watched the show before so I kinda know what to expect.
Dillon: I've actually never watched the show before, so it's news to me.
Esmeralda: You mean, you've never seen one episode
Dillon: I watched that one episode where they all fell out of the plane and half of them didn't have parachutes, but my little sister really loves the show, so theres how I know about it.
Lily: Why are you here then?
Dillon: It's a Long story
But Chester Interrupts
Chester: All right I think it's starting now, I see Chris coming up to the stage.
Sandy: Fuck My Life
While the new Campers are situated behind the curtain, all 80 contestants are sitting in front of the curtain waiting for the names of the New American campers to be revealed.
Heather: This is fucking insane Chris, you're adding more campers, we have 80, why do we need any more?
Chris: Because Why Not, It will keep the show on the air longer and it will make us money. So now, as you know, these campers are a little different, Americans have been flooding my e-mails asking about auditions, So I finally decided why not, we can take two, but wouldn't it be cool if we had eight.
Everyone stared Blankly
Jay: He can't be serious! Can he
Ellody: I thought he was only replacing the four that he couldn't get on the show.
Chris: The audition process was really crazy this year with the submissions. The people we picked this year are promised to fill this show with drama. So I figure we watch all the eight contestants audition videos before we introduce them, you know, to get to know them better.
Dakota: What, that's horrible, you've gone too far Chris
Sam: Yeah I don't want to see that.
Chris: Oh but you will, Hopefully all their dirt is dead and behind them by now.
Sandy: No they are not fucking serious
Megan: Oh my god, I hope I go last
Dillon: I'm Dead
Outside
Chris: Alright campers, I'm going to pick the names out of this McLean Brand Hat, Team A your first new Camper is…Lily, who comes to us from the Lonely state of Montana
Lily: Well Guess I'm first guys, Oh god I'm about to have a panic attack
Lily's Audition Tape
We see a farm outside, it has cows and horses and a girl is in the middle of it relaxing on a patio bench. A red bandana wrapped around her head like a headband and she even had a smaller one on her right wrist. She had on a short white tank top, teal capri pants and red vintage hi-top converses. She then faces the camera. Hi everyone, my names Lily and I want to be on total drama because I've been on this farm way too long. As much as I love animals though, I don't mind going shopping once in a while. I even have a Honda (the camera pans to a Honda Civic type-R) so pick me and *crack* Maybelle what the fuck was that for, you're becoming hamburger tonight. She starts to look awkwardly at the camera saying, Oh my god, I'm so sorry, please pick me.
Owen: Wow, she lives on a farm, looking at all that food makes me hungry
Jay: Um, Owen that's a live cow
Owen: Oh, but why was she yelling at the cow to become hamburger meat
Jay: Well, because the cow knocked something over
Owen: Aw Man, I could use a hamburger right now
Meanwhile, Sky was wondering about those audition tapes, she remembered what Chris did to her the last time and didn't want to see it happen to anyone else.
Sky: This is so unfair; I bet he got the idea to do this while watching Dave Suffer.
Zoey: You're right; it's incredibly embarrassing to watch these.
Courtney: But this is Chris we're talking about, you think he cares about anybody other then himself. He's been doing this successfully for years; he banks on other peoples suffering.
Sky: But that doesn't make it right.
Jasmine: Wait, wasn't your audition tape screwed up as well because it mixed both your Student Council President Speech and your Total Drama Audition.
Courtney: Yeah, Tom could be kind of a dunce.
Sky: But was Tom your boyfriend too?
Courtney: Fuck No, but he was the only guy I knew that owned a really high quality video camera, and I figure I'd use his camera to shoot both, It ended up going really badly because he was in a hurry.
Zoey: But can you imagine if they played that, what would people think of you then?
Courtney: They would probably still think that I was an overachiever, but there's nothing wrong with that. Why are we over-analyzing this?
Sky: Because After what happened between Dave and Me, I never want to see something like this happen. First impressions are everything yes, but this is not a way it should be done, besides theres 7 others that haven't been revealed yet and it could be just as bad.
On the other side Justin and Ezekiel were talking, Ezekiel was staring at the screen, this girl was another farmer like him, isolated, supposedly raised by freaky prairie people. He was entranced.
Justin: Hey Zeke, you OK bro
Ezekiel: What, yeah yo, just another girl on our team eh
All the girls stared at him, including Courtney who was infuriated
Courtney: Don't pull that women are inferior to men bullshit again or you're getting voted off next time, got it.
Ezekiel gulped, he'd already been on wawanaka for over a year as a mutant before, but thanks to the exhausted help of his parents and the FBI, they found him in a feral state and brought him back to life. It took a while, but he knew he couldn't screw up this time. He had to stay on at all costs.
Chris: Ok Team A, Heres your first camper for your team, Lily
Lily looked really nervous; she wasn't the type of person to usually do those things, it kinda just slipped out. She wanted it to be a perfect audition tape, but her camera ran out of memory and she couldn't shoot another one, so she had to send it the way it was. She felt extremely embarrassed about the whole thing.
Lily: Hi, Sorry you had to see that.
Chris: Are you done?
Lily: Yeah, I'll go to my team now.
And with that she rushed quickly to where Team A was situated. Sky approached her.
Sky: I'm sorry this is the way Chris had to introduce the new campers.
Lily: Yeah, I feel so bad that Chris aired your audition video just to make Dave crazier then he was already.
Sky: You watched the episode?
Lily: Yeah, but its OK, I can't blame you, what Chris did was awful and you didn't have time to actually make your own audition tape. The difference between yours and my audition tape was a first impression with 80+ people, I actually love animals and Maybelle is actually one of my favorite milking cows, but she can be a handful sometimes.
Sky: If it makes you feel any better, mine was broadcast for the whole world to see, but then again I guess so was yours.
Lily: Do you and Dave still talk at least?
Sky: Unfortunately No, I tried many times to contact him, but he ignored me, I still have feelings for him though.
Lily: At least hes still here.
Sky: Yeah, but hes still really mad at me, I tried to apologize to him while I got off the dock, but he just looked at me and ran away.
Lily: That is one intense grudge. To tell you the truth sky I don't know if he'll ever snap out of it. I mean if it's been this long, there's no way it can be fixed.
Sky: *sigh* I guess your right, but we're both here, and he hasn't seen me in a while, so there's always a possibility that It could happen again. I've always been about the challenges though, so I'm willing to put it behind me and focus on the competition for now. Hopefully things turn out for the better.
Lily was staring at Ezekiel
Lily: Great, I hope it works out too, but can I ask you something else, how is Ezekiel returned to normal and competing again.
Sky: Oh, They said that after the old wawanaka island exploded, they found him floating on a board in the middle of the ocean. the poor guy had to re-learn to talk, it must have been traumatic.
Lily was horrified, she understood what being raised on the farm meant but at least she got to go to school and do normal everyday things, this guy was basically home schooled all his life and didn't know any better. The fact that he was here now put her mind at bay.
As she pondered these thoughts, Ezekiel just stared into the distance, looking up at the sky thinking that maybe they'll be a bird.
Backstage
Megan: Well shes gone, but I'm Extremely Curious about why you're on this show?
Esmeralda: Yeah, because I gotta share a show with a fake ass pothead and it better be for a good fucking reason.
Sandy: Like your any different
Esmeralda: At least I WORKED on my audition; this guy probably submitted a dud.
Dillon: You know what yeah, it was fake, but I didn't think it would actually get sent. My brothers and I thought it would be funny to do a fake Total Drama Audition and they sent it behind my back, and now that it got accepted, there's nothing I can do about it.
Mario: But they're going to play it and nobody will like you.
Dillon: They're probably all there against their will anyway, besides its in their contracts to be here, as well as mine now, being on reality TV isn't exactly what I had In mind, but I'm trying to make the best of it.
Outside
Team B your new Camper is…..Chester, who's from the state where that awful country music is probably from, Tennessee.
Chester: I'd love to hear the rest of this but I gotta bounce
Chester's Audition Tape
The camera being used is old and has really bad quality. It is set in a usual basement with boxes of concrete slabs all over the place and on one of them sits a tall, blond guy with a red flannel shirt over a ratted out black tank top wearing shredded khaki cargo pants and worn out sneakers. One of them has tape wrapped around it. Hey guy's, my names Chester and I have absolutely no money, but that doesn't mean I can't have fun. When I win the money on total drama, I'll finally be able to build that dream home with all these slabs. I could probably do it now if I use my knee to karate chop them, he then proceeds to use his knee on it and it backfires, cracking it in the process, *Aaaaahhhhhh* well I didn't say I wouldn't try.
Brody: HAHA is that dude funny or what
Geoff just remembered something; He was glad Mike was on his team and actually met him before he appeared on Revenge of the Island. He had heard of mike personalities because Trent told him about them. He was nervous for mike, but then Brody interrupted
Brody: Ah, you good bro
Geoff: Dude, that's one of mikes personalities
Brody: Oh Shit dude
They ran over to Mike, Cameron was talking to him.
Cameron: Mike, are you alright
Mike: Yeah, but I'm wondering what would happen if Chester came out while the other Chester was in front of me, or doing a challenge at the wrong time. It's bad enough I'm not on a team with Zoey, but now I have to deal with another guy named Chester, It really can get worse
Then Geoff Interrupted
Geoff: Cheer up Mike, It's killing me that Bridgette isn't on my team, but at least I got Brody, and you have Cameron
Cameron: And I know too much about your personalities to let them get in the way.
Brody: Yeah, and I also have my girlfriend here
MacArthur: Actually, I'm a Raging Bull-Dyke, but we are defenantly friends.
Brody thought about it for a moment, and then forgot about it, he was still disappointed, but at least they could still chill together.
Brody: Well I'm cool with it if you are
Mike: Wait, your not even mad
Brody: Hey, life's too short to get mad forever, I'm still disappointed that I don't have anybody though
Geoff: Cheer up bro, you have me
MacArthur: Hey, your good looking enough, you could get anybody
Brody: Your right, thanks guys
MacArthur: Anytime
Chris: Ok Team B, Heres your first camper for your team, Chester
Chester walks out from the stage and runs straight for the wrong team
Chester: Don't worry guys, my knee healed up pretty good, Hey Chris
Chris: Hey Chester you know where your team is right
Chester: Why wouldn't I
Chris: Because that's team D
Everyone on Team B laughs
Chester: I'm gonna guess Team B is the one laughing at me, right.
Chris: They're the only ones laughing
Embarrassed, Chester quickly runs to the laughing teammates, he thought they'd all be sitting in a circle, hes then greeted by Geoff when he gets to his team
Geoff: HAHA, dude you are too funny
Chester: Yeah, I thought the sections were in a circle; I had no idea you guys were in the back.
Brody: Man, the way you hammer-kneed that slab, that had to hurt bro
Chester: Yeah, just turned out I broke my knee in a couple places, but other then that and having a couple screws put in, its totally fine now HAHA.
MacArthur: Try using knee pads next time
Brody: Yeah, That would defenantly break up all that concrete
The four of them laughed at that while Heather and Taylor glared at them
Taylor: Really, Why are you encouraging this idiot, Breaking something is not useful.
Chester: But it did help me come here, didn't it
Heather: Oh please, the only reason they picked you is because Chris knew they could get ratings out of you and your retarded antics.
Chester: Oh wow, so this is what that guy Dillon warned me about
Taylor: Um, who's Dillon?
Chester: It's a surprise
Just then Mike interrupted. He knew he had to warn him.
Mike: Hey Chester, you got a minute
Chester: Yeah sure, what is it?
Mike: Have you ever seen anybody change into a completely different person at random?
Chester: Yeah, all the time, when my uncle drinks moonshine gin, He turns into an angry elf, When my mom drinks whiskey, she turns into the blob, and even my grandpa will turn into a bull when he has his favorite scotch.
Mike and Cameron just looked at each other
Mike: Well, What if I told you I turned into an old man whenever I got frustrated?
Chester: Well I've never seen anybody turn into an old man after they drank something, but that sounds pretty cool.
Mike: What if I also told you I didn't need a drink to turn into him?
Chester: Then you're a pretty good actor I guess, Why, Does this old guy have the same name as me, or something?
Cameron: That is exactly right.
Chester: Wow, that's pretty crazy, but I guess its cool, you must be a pretty good actor then. How many characters you come up with?
Mike: Just 3 More, Chester's the old guy, but then there's Vito, Manitoba Smith, and Svetlana.
Chester: Awesome, well I can't wait to meet all of them.
This was easier then they thought
Backstage
Esmeralda: Well that guy seemed retarded, how do you fucking mistake your own team?
Sandy: Oh please, it was probably just an honest mistake.
Mario: But nobody could possibly be that stupid
Dillon: Whatever, I do stupid shit just to get a rise out of people, doesn't mean I can't be intelligent either.
Mario: Oh, I bet your very intelligent, that doesn't excuse acting stupid just for the sake of being stupid.
Dillon: And I thought you were supposed to rescue the princess, you sound more like bowser.
Everyone laughed at that except for Mario and Esmeralda
Esmeralda: What the Fuck is that even suppose to mean!
Then Sandy stood up, she was fed up with their bullshit
Sandy: You know what, I hope you both end up on the same fucking team because you're both so fucking narcissistic its laughable in itself.
Outside
Chris: Crazy as that last guy is, I actually enjoyed him, but lets see who's Team C's first camper is…..Sandy from…Somewhere in America Hopefully
Esmeralda: I'm glad you got called because I would have been eliminated from trying to mop the floor with your white ass.
Sandy: Threatening people, really mature
Outside sierra is ready to take notes
Sierra: The sad thing is she was the one new contestant I couldn't find any information on.
Noah: That isn't Stalkerlicious, Looks like she hides herself very well.
Sierra stares at Noah while the tape plays
Sandy's Audition Tape
The Cellphone Camera in this is just as bad as the last one. It then faces toward a girl sitting in a taxicab going at high speed. Shes wearing a pink tank top on top of a white one and black capri pants with tattered white hi tops. There's also a scar on her face and left arm. Hi, my names Sandy and I want to be on total drama because I need the money. I've been an adventure girl all my life, I've been all across the country and I feel like Canada is going to be the place to be for a while. Even though the politics aren't all there HEHE, it then cuts to the border patrol in front of them, We're here, DRIVE FASTER. She then looks at the camera, Ahaha bye.
Sierra: Oh my god, did she get kidnapped in order to be on the show?
Sanders: It could explain all those marks on her
Duncan: I doubt it, they don't look fresh enough
Sierra: Well, she was kind of aggressive with that taxi driver, but how did she and the taxi driver get in the country?
Noah: She did what the Mexicans did, ditched the taxi-driver, got a horse, dug a big trench, and her and the horse rode off into the sunset happily ever after, The End.
He then sees Sierra typing all this on her phone
Noah: Wow sierra, you're getting all this because I'm impressed at how fast your typing this.
Sierra just glared at him
Miles: Guys, Maybe Sandy did sneak in the country but shes here now
Laurie: Besides, even if she is here illegally, it doesn't mean she isn't a person trying to better herself.
Josee: Oh Shut the Fuck Up, This girl cannot compete if shes here illegally, and I'm going to make sure she goes home first.
Everyone glares at her
Laurie: Yeah, with what army
Josee: Our finest Canadian police force obviously, right Sanders
Sanders: I'm not the immigration department
Josee: *Aaaaahhhhhh*
Chris: Well Shes Defiantly Come to the right place, Team C your new camper, Sandy
Sandy walks to the front of the stage, unaware of what just happened outside. She looks out into the audience and Chris is waiting
Chris: So Sandy, where exactly do you live?
Team C Stares at her
Sandy: Well I use to live in New Mexico, but I just had this urge calling me to go around the country. I did for over a year, but then I finally thought about trying to go around the world after I've been to almost every state, but I don't have the money. I guess Canada seemed like the easiest place to go.
Chris pondered what she said for a moment and shrugged his shoulders
Chris: Good enough for me, you're On Team C
Sandy: Ok
If only it were that easy, there was no way she was going say what she actually went to Canada for on national TV. It was way too dark to even think of. She had been through so much in her life, and this was the ticket that might save her. It was a dumb decision, but after seeing that commercial while locked in a prison work camp for theft, she knew she had no other option that she could think off. The day she got released from the work camp, she got what little money she had, bought a passport, got a taxi, and never looked back.
But now the other campers had questions
Josee: All right, I want answers, why are you really in this country?
Sandy: Why is it any of your fucking business, you don't even sound like you come from Canada either.
Josee: That's Because I'm from Quebec
Sandy: Oh wow, That French accent is quite convincing, so tell me, how did Jacques drop your uptight ass onto the Ice during the Olympics?
Josee: You Fucking
But sanders interrupted her
Sanders: Back off Josee, so Sandy how are you liking Canada?
Sandy: Well I've only been here for two months, but I didn't know applying for citizenship was so expensive.
Sanders: You know what, I know a couple of guys that can help you out with that, you're in good hands.
Sandy: Oh, I mean, really that's great, thanks
Sanders: Anytime
Just then Duncan appeared
Sandy: Hi, you must be Duncan
Duncan: Well that's what they call me
Sandy: well your not hard to miss, how's Courtney or Gwen or whoever
Duncan: Oh fine, they'll probably never talk to me again, but what do you expect, women want me I guess
Sandy: Oh, because you're on TV and they all think your gods gift to them, that's cute.
Duncan: I've had worse, but can I ask you a question? How did you get those scars? Those aren't fresh; they look like they've been there a while.
Sandy's scars were something she'd rather forget, but she had to answer him
Sandy: Oh well, the one on my arm I got when I was 11, I was playing around and accidentally scraped the side of it onto a hook, that one took a lot of stitches and the one on my face has been there since I was really little, so I don't remember when I got that.
Duncan: Well it defenantly don't look like a birthmark; it was probably the joker who did it.
Sandy: HAHAHA
If only that were true
Duncan: Well I guess I'll see you around
Sandy: HAHAHA Yeah ditto
Backstage
Esmeralda: Glad that bitch is gone, she got on my last good nerve
Mario: I don't think it takes any nerve to make you upset.
Jaquan: Yeah y'all niggas are all straight tripping
Mario: Well I'm sorry I'm not hood rich and disrespect the law. My family would disown me If I treaded down that path.
Jaquan: Whatever, you just a bitch anyway
Esmeralda Laughed at that
Mario: well you're the one to talk, you probably dropped out of high school, your family lives off of welfare, and your selling crack out the truck of your car just to make a living.
Jaquan: Nigga, Shut the fuck up, I don't even have a car.
Mario: So you just proved my point, that was easy, are you really this stupid.
Esmeralda interrupts them
Esmeralda: Wait, You sell crack?
Jaquan: Nigga FUCK NO, this guy just making shit up
Mario and Esmeralda Groan
Outside
Chris: And Finally Team D your First New Camper is…..Mario from New York City
Anne-Maria: Woohoo, an actual guido
Mario: Great I'm on an island full of misinformed idiots, its Long Island City, NY
Mario's Audition Tape
We're sitting in an italian restaurant, At the corner of the restaurant sits a guy dressed up in white polo shirt, ironed blue jeans, black sneakers, and a I-watch. I believe in the fancy things in life, he says. I am a first generation born italian american, and people think I have to fit the stereotype of one of those jersey shore rejects. I have standards you know. I want to be on this show because I want to show the world that italians are more then guido's, or waps, or ginny's because we're more then that. Canadians have no idea what they're in for. I'm actually smart and have class, unlike those who pretend to do it for monetary reasons.
Alejandro: Yeah, a real class act Anne-Maria, don't you agree
Anne-Maria: Ok, maybe I was wrong then
Jen: Well he is defenantly well put together
Tom: But those black sneakers do not fit the aesthetic
Jen: Yeah, I would have gone with white
Anne-Maria: Well, whatever he is he doesn't sit right with me at all, what with the perfect hair, ironed clothes, he looks like One of Alejandro's Friends.
Alejandro: I have never met this guy in life, and besides he won't fare well in any challenges.
Anne-Maria: I guess we'll see about that then won't we
Chris: Team D your new camper, Mario
Mario comes out and is furious at Chris
Mario: It's Long Island City, NY, Not New York City, do you know geography.
Chris: How do you think I found this island
Mario: Probably google maps, or maybe had Chef look it up for you.
Chris: Just get to your team.
With that Mario walks to his team, they all seem very uneasy about him
Alejandro: Greetings
Mario: Save your manipulation, I know all about you.
Alejandro was shocked, he never met somebody as intelligent as him, but looking at him gave him an idea
Alejandro: How can you assume my nature so soon, When I haven't even gotten to know you yet?
Mario: Maybe because on total drama world tour, you got everyone eliminated single-handedly. Seriously you make hispanics look bad with your portrayal as the cunning latin lover who will do anything to get ahead. Well I'm telling you that's not going to happen very easy for you.
Alejandro: Ah, but you are forgetting something. With the shape that you are in, you couldn't possibly compete in all of these competitive challenges using mere intellect, Tu gordo y gordo (you fat fucking ginny).
Mario: Oh so you resort to name calling in spanish, real mature, I know exactly what you said, and I'm not going to hesitate to bring it up because we are on TV if you haven't noticed.
Alejandro: I am certainly aware of that, but you also cannot be boastful about your heritage.
Mario: But you boast about your heritage all the time. Besides it obviously makes you look bad. You think actual hispanics would deceit every single person they come across just to get ahead in life.
Alejandro: I have been doing it successfully for years, why stop now
He then pauses for a second
Alejandro: Mario is it; it sounds like that italian video game character
Mario is now furious
Mario: How dare you compare my heritage to that, does it look like my father is a plumber, and I already had one of the contestants behind the curtain asking me to rescue the princess.
Everyone laughs at this
Alejandro: But you look more like bowser
Mario: You know, I'm fully aware of that now thank you, but you are still a deceitful liar who is a disgrace to your own heritage.
Anne-Maria interrupts
Anne-Maria: Are you both seriously fighting about who's heritage is the best?
Alejandro and Mario look at each other
Crimson: Wow a team full of narcissists, shocking
Bridgette: It's like Alejandro has met his match and he can't accept it
Crimson: I'd watch out for the other guy though
Gwen: You think so
Crimson: I'm aware of Alejandro being manipulative, but he has good looks and charm. The other guy has his intelligence, which can be a dangerous thing in the wrong hands.
Gwen: Yeah, didn't you see how easily he pointed out the flaws in Alejandro's logic
Bridgette: He can easily sway someone to form an alliance
Crimson: Intelligence comes in many different forms, and by the way this guy acted, we have to tread carefully. We could be next, don't say I didn't warn you.
Gwen and Bridgette looked at each other confused, but they understood
Chris: Alright campers that's 4 down and 4 to go. Hopefully these next campers are ripe for the picking. I must have had thousands of audition tapes, but I picked who I picked because they bring what I want, more drama HAHA. So lets see who the last camper for Team A is.
Backstage
Dillon: Wow that guy was an asshole
Megan: I really hope I'm not on that team either
Dillon: Well now that the truth is out I'm probably going to be sent home first. Hell, my brothers even duped the envelope the contract was in as the Music College I wanted to go to. Good thing I read some of it before I signed it.
Megan: Don't look at it like that, I know you don't really like reality TV shows and think all of them are fake, but maybe they're real people behind this.
Dillon: Maybe there are, but I'm not getting my hopes up. My sisters watching this routing for me to win, so I at least have to stay on for that.
Megan: That's a great reason to keep going, how old is she
Dillon: She's 10 and the youngest and only sister in a family of 6 kids
Megan: Wow, I have a little sister too, but she's 13
Dillon: Yeah, I'm the second oldest one
Outside
Chris: All right campers, Team A's second camper is…..Dillon, who's actually from New Jersey
Anne-Maria: Aaahhh why did Team A get the guy who's actually from New Jersey, He probably looks like Vinny from Jersey Shore, guess I have to watch.
Dillon: Shit! Well it was nice talking to you, hope you like my fake audition.
Megan: HAHAHA OK
Dillon's Audition Tape
We are in a bedroom full of posters of different bands and there seems to be two guys behind the camera jerking it and laughing their ass off. The short guy in the front of the camera has a shit-eating grin on his face. He's wearing a white long sleeve shirt with black sleeves and a picture of a fish on fire on it. black cargo shorts and black hi tops complete it. Go dude, someone says, Hey whats good, my names Dillon, and I wanna be on total drama because I have what it takes to make it to the top. I'm gonna win that money and marry Chris's wife. (Laughter ensues) What am I talking about, I wanna co-host the show with my favorite host. (More Laughter ensues) Ok Ok Ok, I know my mom wants your babies and I know you'll consider me because of it, so pick me please. (Then the laughter dies down) Tell me you're not sending this in right, the camera shakes side to side indicating that it wont, Cool.
Team A was shocked, they were getting somebody who didn't even want to be on the show on their team.
Except for Rock and Spud, They knew Dillon online and while watching the audition they couldn't believe it. One of their american friends was going on the show, yet he had talked online about how much he hated reality TV shows. They couldn't believe it and high 5'd each other
Trent: You know this guy
Rock: Yeah bro, we've never met him in real life, but he's really funny online. Can't believe he even auditioned. He's never seen an episode of this show either.
Trent: That's crazy, and he knows so much about the show too, looks like he plays guitar also.
Rock: Yeah dude, he's really good
Trent: Cool, can't wait to see for myself
Meanwhile Emma and Carrie spoke to each other
Emma: Why would anyone audition for a show, and not take it seriously?
Carrie: Yeah, it sounds like a horrible prank those guys pulled on him.
Emma: And Chris actually allowed this to go through. That is completely illegal; He's defenantly getting sued.
Carrie: Maybe he feels differently about it though, I mean, it's been a while since that audition tape, and he's here now, so theres really nothing we can do about it.
Emma: *sigh* I guess your right, he kinda reminds me of a crazier Noah anyway
Both girls laughed at that
Chris: Team A, your final camper is Dillon
Dillon walks out coolly and calmly
Chris: So you want to marry my wife huh?
Dillon: I don't know, you married?
Chris: Maybe, but I would never tell you that now would I?
Dillon: Then I will assume you fuck your neighbor's dog, cause apparently that's legal in Canada.
The audience laughed, some gasped
Chris: I have every right to remove you from this show!
Dillon: Actually you cant; the contracts are sealed real tight on who can walk out of here. Unless in a medical emergency, persons cannot obtain a request to
Chris: Did you actually memorize the contract!
Dillon: Maybe
Chris: Just get to your team
Dillon: OK
He then sees that his online friends are on his team
Dillon: ROCK, SPUD, My canadian body doubles, What is good my dudes.
Spud: huh…DILLON!
Dillon: Damn dude, he really does have a slow reaction time HAHA, hes good though
Trent: That was the funniest thing I've ever seen, you got Chris so pissed off
Dillon: What that Hugh Jackman wannabe, he had it coming. One thing I can't stand in life is fake people.
Trent: Yeah that is so true, so you play guitar right, what music are you into.
Dillon: I listen to everything, I mostly listen to metal/hardcore, but I like to keep myself open so I don't become stale with my playing.
Trent: So how'd you know so much about the show if you've never even heard about it or seen an episode?
Everyone on Team A stares at him curiously
Dillon: I knew this was coming, but the reason is because my sisters a huge fan of the show. However, I did watch the first episode of the last season when those 4 girls were thrown out of the plane.
Sky, Sammy, Jasmine, and Ella look at themselves, then at him
Sammy: Really
Dillon: Yeah, I had to watch it with my sister once when she was really sick. Usually I'd just say nah, but that one day I did. And besides your defenantly the pretty one, your sisters a fucking bitch.
Sammy was shocked, but it was a good thing Amy didn't hear it
Sammy: Well, I mean everyone likes her more. Even when the season ended they preferred her over me.
Dillon: That's because people suck and only look at the surface. Personally I prefer if someone had a great personality to match also.
This made Sammy blush a little
But Carrie interrupted
Carrie: But why did those guys in your audition tape pull such a heinous prank?
Dillon: Because I guess they wanted me to meet more people outside of my 4 brothers and band mates. Now that I'm here though, I might as well do the best I can. Theres no sense in backing out now that I've signed the contract.
Carrie and Emma look at each other
Emma: Ok, I'll believe you, but ill be watching you.
Dillon: Cool
Backstage
Everyone was cracking up at what Dillon said earlier
Jaquan: Shit bruh, that nigga crazy as fuck
Esmeralda: Yeah but the audition tape was still a fake, you can't do that
Jaquan: Bruh, didn't you hear what that dude said about the host fucking that dog.
Esmeralda: I don't care whose dog got fucked; this is still a REALITY SHOW, not the FAKE ASS AUDITION SHOW.
Jaquan: Nigga fuck you talking bout fake, Yo weave didn't grow itself
Esmeralda: No tengo un tejido tu maldito idiota (i don't have a weave you fucking idiot)
Jaquan: What the fuck you say, I can't speak chinese motherfucker
Meanwhile, Megan was glad that she wouldn't have to share a team with either of them. They were absolutely intolerable to be around.
Outside
Chris: After the shock of what that guy just said, I gotta announce the final camper for Team B. So Team B, your final camper is…Megan, from sunny Florida
Megan: Thank god
Megan's Audition Tape
We are in a bedroom covered with gaming posters, a few dance trophies, and an Inuyasha Doll sitting beside a girl with a white tank top with the Fallout Symbol on it. Shes wearing blue earrings, dark blue capris, and black low-top sneakers. She seems nervous! Hi, my names Megan and I wanna be on total drama because I have nothing better to do this summer. I would probably start playing the latest fallout series when it comes out and hide in my room all day HAHA. My parents tell me I should get out more though, so I guess this is one way to do it. (Her basset hound then walks in the room, jumps on the bed, and takes a shit) Oh my god, really, and my cameras out of memory too, now I gotta clean this up, I hope you guys pick me, sorry about that.
Katie and Sadie: Awww that dog is sooooo cute!
Sam: But by that ultra-rare Fallout Emblem in the background, looks like I've met my match.
Dakota glared at him
Sam: But she can never be compared to the Dakota-zoid
Dakota: Thanks Sam
Meanwhile Chet and Lorenzo were talking
Chet: So they picked her because her dog took a shit, really
Lorenzo was in a daze, he had never really had a girlfriend, and this girl took him by surprise.
Chet: Ahh I see, you like her
Lorenzo: I do not; I was just daydreaming about what the challenges would be like.
Chet: Yeah OK, I believe you
Lorenzo: Maybe they'll have those albino rabbits all over the place and they'll have chemical waste dumped on them, and well have to catch them with our bare hands.
Chet: Just admit it, you like this girl
Lorenzo: Ok maybe I do, but
Chris: Team B, your final camper is Megan
Chet: Ha, Here she is now, when she gets over here say something
Lorenzo gulps
Megan walked out and waved to everybody
Chris: Hi Megan, I assume you know where your team is
She then points exactly where Lorenzo is standing
Chris: Good girl now get over there.
Megan walks over to Team B and notices that Lorenzo is standing right in front of her.
Megan: Um hi, aren't you Lorenzo from the ridonculous race?
Oh shit, she watched the show, she knows who I am, fuck, say something
Lorenzo: Yep
Megan: Really, HAHAHA, you and your stepbrother are funny, how did you guys even become brothers anyway?
Well that's easy enough, Lorenzo thought to himself.
Lorenzo: Umm, well my dad is a motivational speaker and what happened was that Chet's mom went to one of his talks.
Chet then appears
Chet: Yeah, my mom was heavily depressed after my dad left her, I never really knew my father because he left when I was 5 and I haven't seen him since. From what my mom tells me, I look a lot like him. Anyway, my mom did marry another guy, but he turned out to be a fucking abusive piece of shit. Sometimes we'd have to stay at grandma's house for months because of him. She eventually divorced him and was convinced that she was unlovable. Then a friend suggested she go to a seminar with her, and met this guys dad.
Lorenzo: One day my dad comes home and says that he met this girl at one of his talks and it happened to be Chet's mom. Then I said nobody would ever be as good as mom was. You see, she died five years ago from ovarian cancer and it hit both of us pretty hard. I was still reeling from it, and I asked him what was so different about this girl. He said he didn't know but he had a feeling that she might be the one. Shortly after that, they started dating and told me she had a son that was my age. I told him flat out, I refuse to share.
Chet: You see, It was only me and my mom for the longest time, when she told me that the guy she met had a son my age I was pissed. I never wanted anybody else in my life. When she first had us meet, we hated each other, and we did for the longest time after that, even after they said they were getting married whether we liked it or not.
Lorenzo: But then in a last ditch effort to get us to get along, they signed us up for this race around the world. They had to dupe us into signing the contract for it, but then we did it, and we realized how much we had in common. If it weren't for that show, we'd probably still be fighting.
Megan: Ahaha, you didn't need to give me your life story, but I completely understand now why you guys didn't get along in the first place.
Just then Megan saw Junior. Her little sister had the biggest crush on him, but she wasn't really going to let him know that.
Megan: Juniors on our team too
Junior: Huh? oh yeah, hi.
Megan: Is your dad here?
Junior: Oh, my dad couldn't compete in it; there was an age limit, that's probably why Chris got more campers. I don't know why he got 88 people though.
Megan: But how did they let you come back here by yourself?
Junior: Lets just say I had a pretty good lawyer.
Megan: You think you can handle the challenges here?
Junior: Yeah, My dad got in the way of too many of them anyway, plus the fact that I've grown up a little since then.
Megan: Awesome, well good luck
Junior: Thanks
Backstage
It came down to only two more campers. Jaquan and Esmeralda stared in silence at one another hoping that they were not the last camper to go out there. There were also only two teams left, either C or D, which one either would be on would be up to Chris's Hand as both of them are sitting anxiously.
Jaquan: Well Now its Just Us
Esmeralda: Yep, and I'm glad I'm not on the same team as you
Outside
Chris: Well campers we only have two audition tapes left to view, Team C your final camper is…..Jaquan, who from the Motor City. Detroit, Michigan
Jaquan: Yeah Son, Wait your turn bitch
Esmeralda just stared at him, she was last
Jaquan's Audition Tape
We are outside on a backyard porch, there is a boom box blasting some trap beats out of the speakers. Sitting in a lawn chair is a black guy with short black dreadlocks and gold teeth to match, Hes wearing a detroit lions tank top over a black shirt, red skinny jeans, and very nice white nike's, Ya ready know how it is, he begins, Ima be on total drama because I'm number 1 and I need that money. I wanna get out these projects, ain't no cars made here, we blew them all up. He then takes a sip out of the red solo cup he had on top of the boom-box, ahhhhh, we don't play around in these streets B, give me that gat. Another person hands him a glock 17. This what ima do to y'all niggas if I don't get my money. *Pop* *Pop* *Pop* the music then stops. Nigga you just shot up your own radio, says the friend on the other side of the camera. Jaquan then looks horrified, oh shit that ain't even mine, I hope y'all pick me. He then proceeds to run off, and then the camera fades to black.
Izzy: Aha, wow he sure knows how to use a gun, huh!
Leshawna: Are you out of your fucking mind, that dude deserves to be in jail!
Scott: Relax, he only shot his own radio, a fucking idiot if you ask me. I've shot guns too, but they were a lot bigger then that pathetic glock 17.
Everyone stared at him
Leshawna: You know about guns
Scott: Yeah, my grand pappy use to take me shooting all the time, he knew all about guns, he had a whole collection, but then again they were mostly hunting rifles.
Stephanie: Well your grand pappy didn't grow up in the hood either did he?
Scott: Why would he want too?
Meanwhile Lightning was pissed and Scott noticed
Scott: Hey Lightning there are more people out there who are also number one, how does that make you feel buddy?
Lightning: Sha-Please, there can only be one number one and Lightning is number one.
Leshawna: Um, lightning, you don't want to prove yourself to this guy, he could have a gun!
Stephanie: Girl please, how would they let a gun on the island?
Leshawna: Do you know Chris, he would do something like that, allow a hood rat to come on the show unannounced, pop a cap in our asses, and say it was the first challenge.
Everyone looked at her but Chris already said it
Chris: Team C, meet your final camper Jaquan
Jaquan: Detroit Represent, Ya ready know how it is, I want my money motherfucker
Chris: Um-mm, but you have to do the challenges first
Jaquan: All right, you won't let me bring my weapons, but that don't mean I can't try beating dat ass, nigga.
Chris: Chef take care of this problem for me will you.
Chef proceeds to literally throw Jaquan into his teams section, but he threw him onto Amy by accident.
Jaquan: How'd you know I prefer white girls?
Amy: Uuugghhh As If
Amy then proceeds to punch him in the stomach
Jaquan: Aw Man, that always seems to happen when I'm around them.
Leshawna is Pissed
Leshawna: Who the fuck you think you are?
Jaquan: Not a fucking hippo, you fat bitch
Leshawna then proceeds to kick him in the stomach
Leshawna: Boy,why am I not surprised you weren't raised right
Then Lightning walk over to him
Lightning: There can only be one number one and that's Lightning
Jaquan was confused, but he got up
Jaquan: Nigga, the fuck you talking bout, ain't no Lightning in here, get yo Sisqo ass outta here
Lightning: Who's Sisqo
Jaquan: Damn nigga you got amnesia or something, you're Sisqo, you wrote the thong song like 20 years ago B. I didn't know you played football also, so that's why we haven't heard yo ass in years.
Stephanie and Leshawna: His name is Lightning
Jaquan froze for a second
Jaquan: Your name may be Lightning, but you straight ain't number one
Lightning: Sha-please, Lightning always carries his team to victory, and you motherfucker are sha going home.
Jaquan: Nigga this ain't the sha-money dance, and you sure as fuck ain't Bobby Shmurda. I'm gonna be the one getting this money.
Meanwhile Scott Appears
Scott: Wow it really feels like super bowl sunday doesn't it? From here it's looking like the quarterback and the running back are about to do a coin toss, could you two be any fucking stupider.
Jaquan: Nigga who the fuck you talking too. Fucking Opie looking ass, ain't yo dad the sheriff. He shoulda locked yo mamma for making your ginger ass.
Scott: You know, as much as I love yo mamma on MTV, I certainly watch loving her on welfare. See, I love making sitcoms out of unfortunate events.
Jaquan was pissed
Jaquan: Nigga are you trying to get bent.
Scott: What bent out of shape from talking too much.
Jaquan the realized it wasn't worth it, he was getting tired anyway and Chris was about to reveal the final camper. He'd have to wait to get all these niggas back.
Backstage
Esmeralda turned out to be the last camper to not be revealed yet, and she was pissed. She already knew she was on Team D, but so was Mario and as far as she was concerned, he was a fucking know-it-all who liked to brag about how intelligent he was.
Meanwhile outside, the new campers reflected that including Sandy
Sandy: Well, guess I was right, when the narcissistic couple fight together, they might as well stay together.
Mario was also worried
Mario: And now I'm on the same team as that volatile women, if I can help it, she will get voted off first.
But others just did not give a shit
Jaquan: Well that one white girl punched me in the stomach; maybe the redheaded bitch is a little nicer.
He then approaches Izzy
Izzy: Hey, you must be Jaquan
Jaquan: Girl, you have no idea the pain I went through to get to you.
Izzy: So is that gun actually yours? Where'd you get it? Why do you call it a gat? Was that radio yours too?
Jaquan: HAHA, Girl you crazy as fuck, I ain't no snitch.
But then Chris announced the final camper for Team D
Chris: Alright Team D your final camper and the final camper to join the contest overall is Esmeralda, from San Diego, California
Esmeralda's Audition Tape
We are on the beach; the camera is looking at a 250lb mexican woman sitting on a beach chair with cheap sunglasses on. She's also wearing a grey tank top, red short shorts, and white sneakers. Hi everyone, you are looking at the women who will win total drama, and look good while doing it. Everyone doesn't call me the big renia for nothing. I am confident that the challenges will help me succeed. I know many people are routing for me, even if they don't want too. My goal on this show is to win the money and maybe lose a few pounds. I know you canadians have never met a girl like me, and you definitely never will again. She then blows a kiss to the camera and says, ill be coming for you HEHE.
Tyler: Ha, more like 100 pounds Ami-right
Some laughed, others just stared
Sugar: That little miss mexico thinks she can steel my pageant shoes. Well she gonna have another thing coming, and what in fucking tarnation is a big renia?
Tyler: What are you talking about?
Sugar: Well with all that fancy jewelry on her, she looks like she won all kinds of pageants and things.
Meanwhile, Dawn was busy trying to study the auras of each new contestant, and it didn't look good.
Dawn: I sense that Mario has malicious intent, and Esmeralda will sabotage anyone she sees fit. Their auras are extremely cloudy.
DJ: Yeah I'm not trusting either of them, that Mario guy makes Alejandro look good.
Dawn: I feel like your aura is attached to your mother.
DJ froze
DJ: Can I ask you?
But Dawn cut him off
Dawn: DJ I have been reading auras since I was a child, and it has been a skill I've developed over time. What I can see in you is you have a pure heart, its nothing to be ashamed of.
DJ: Wow, that's amazing, but how can you sense what Mario and Esmeralda are going to do when the competition heats up?
Dawn: Only when the time comes, but I know they won't last very long and misfortune will plague one of them in the long run.
DJ: I hope your right
Then Chris introduces Esmeralda
Chris: Team D, meet your final camper and the final camper to compete Esmeralda
Esmeralda: Thank you, hi everyone, make room for the big renia, she WILL WIN this
Chris: I bet you will, I have faith in you *wink*. I can assume you know where your team is?
Esmeralda: Ever since the second guy came out, I knew
Chris: Ok
Sugar is staring at this girl, she then approaches
Sugar: All right le cuckarack, you may be the pageant queen in mexico, but up here, I fucking rule the roost.
Esmeralda: Actually honey, there's no such thing as le cuckarack, if you're trying to say cockroach, it's la cucaracha. Didn't you ever learn Spanish?
Sugar: I know what a cockroach looks like. I chop them up all the time and I ain't no honey. You're the one who ate all the honey, Winnie the Pooh.
Esmeralda: Bitch, at least I don't try to look and act like Honey Boo-Boo. I've seen your season, and your fucking disgusting.
She then farted
Sugar: I'm sorry, what was that, I'm fucking disgusting; two can play at that game
She the farted even louder
Sugar: Yeah, now who's the pageant queen
Esmeralda: When the fuck have I ever said I was a pageant queen? I'm the big renia, which means I'm the queen in spanish. You would have known that if you actually taken spanish.
Sugar: Now, why would I want to take another language, when english is fine by me?
Esmeralda: Because there are people around you that do.
Sugar: Ha I'm fine learning spanish off the taco bell menu.
Esmeralda just walked away, this bitch was just way too ignorant to be helped, but she kinda knew what to expect with sugar. She had watched Pahkitew Island and saw how she behaved in it. It wasn't going to affect her though, and she was here to win at all costs.
Now that all the campers were settled into teams of 22 people, it was time to choose the team names; Chris had picked pretty good names this year.
Chris: Alright campers, that's everybody, now I can finally get down to business. So there are 4 teams of 22 this year, this is going to be crazy HAHA. I also picked out the team names again.
Everyone waited in anticipation.
Chris: Team A you're know as the Ravenous Roadrunners
With that he threw a flag at team A, but Jasmine caught it
Ennui: I like that
While B just gives him a thumbs up
Chris: Team B you're know as the Harrowing Skylarks
Jo Caught that flag
Jo: Ha, my grandmother's car was scarier then that name.
Chris: Team C you're known as the Terrifying Thunderbirds
Nobody caught the flag on Team C, but Rodney went over to grab it.
Lightning: Sha-what, it should have been lightning that named the team, it should have been sha-lightningbirds
Chris: And Finally Team D you're known as the Arduous Rams
Jacques caught the flag
Sugar: My Pa has one of those Arduous Rams!
Chris: So, Now that we have our team names, Can anybody guess a number between 1 Million and 50 million?
Everyone was stunned
Heather: Theres a chance there could be 50 Million Dollars
Taylor: My parents don't even have that Much Money
Chris: I'm Waiting
Tyler: 50 Million
Chris: No
Then many of the other campers tried coming up with the numbers
Alejandro: 40 Million
Noah: 51 Million
Chris: Nothing over 50, Noah
Dillon: 52 Million
Chris: Seriously
Ellody: If we look at how many contestants we have, we have 22, so the answer should be 22 Million.
Chris: That is Correct. Smart girl gets immunity from the next challenge, which starts as soon as this is done.
Everyone: What?
Ravenous Roadrunners: B, Carrie, Courtney, Dillon, Ellody, Emma, Ella, Ennui, Ezekiel, Lily, Lindsay, Jay, Jasmine, Justin, Owen, Rock, Ryan, Sammy, Sky, Spud, Trent, Zoey
Harrowing Skylarks: Blaineley, Brody, Cameron, Chester, Chet, Dakota, Devin, Eva, Geoff, Harold, Heather, Jo, Junior, Katie, Lorenzo, MacArthur, Mary, Megan, Mike, Sadie, Sam, Taylor
Terrifying Thunderbirds: Amy, Beth, Duncan, Izzy, Jaquan, Josee, Kitty, Laurie, Leonard, Leshawna, Lightning, Max, Miles, Noah, Rodney, Sanders, Sandy, Scott, Shawn, Sierra, Stephanie, Topher
Arduous Rams: Alejandro, Anne-Maria, Beardo, Brick, Bridgette, Cody, Crimson, Dave, Dawn, DJ, Esmeralda, Gwen, Jacques, Jen, Mario, Mickey, Scarlett, Staci, Sugar, Tammy, Tom, Tyler