Enjoy

(Eshiko Sugata's Opening Monologue)

Greeting, ladies and gentleman. My name is Sugata Eshiko, and welcome to the first chapter of "Heaven's Lost Property (Seitenkan)".

For those who are asking, "What is 'Heaven's Lost Property (Seitenkan)'?": "Heaven's Lost Property (Seitenkan) is a fanfic genderbent remake of the comedy-harem-ecchi manga series "Heaven's Lost Property" by Minazuki Suu; the story revolves a perverted teenage boy whose desired life of "peace & quiet" is severely disrupted when he becomes the master of a busty alien angel.

The series is notable for its female fanservice to satisfy the male readers. Therefore, the purpose of this series is to take the characters and elements from the series and change it to satisfy the female demographic this series was made for.

So be warned, this series will have lots of male fanservice ahead.

Also, keep in mind that "HLP" and its characters are owned by Minazuki-san. Thus, the author, MrWii000, claims no ownership to "HLP" or its characters (except MOST of the genderbent counterparts).

And finally, before you read this series, I suggest you read each chapter of the manga first because there will be spoilers ahead if you DIDN'T.

Thank you, and enjoy.

(End of Eshiko Sugata's Opening Monologue)

Volume 1

Opening her eyes, Tomoko Sakurai found herself laying in a grassy field; the same field she always awoke in whenever she fell asleep.

Tomoko looked around, dazed and confused. Where is she? How did she get here?

As she pondered those two questions...

*SHINE*

The light above her began to grow lighter. "NNN!" Tomoko held a hand above her hand to hide the light from covering her eyes. When the light dimmed, Tomoko moved her hand and widened her eyes at the discovery of her vision: upon the end of a cliff stood a young man looking over the horizon; he had long light-blue hair, and wore a white t-shirt and shorts of the same color. The man turned around to Tomoko, the front of his hair covering his eyes, and smiled as he held out his hand.

Tomoko smiled back as she stepped forward and reached out to—

*WHOOSH*

*FLAP*

Wings sprouted out from behind the man as wind blew him into the sky. Tears filled Tomoko's eyes as the last thing she could hear was the man crying, "Tomo-chan! Tomo-chan! Tomo-chan! Tomo...

"...chan! Tomo-chan! Tomo-chan! Tomo-chan! Wake up! We're gonna be late if you don't get up!" yelled a boy a who pushed Tomoko in her futon to wake her up; the boy wore a regular school outfit and had long brown hair tied up in a ponytail by a yellow ribbon. Despite his pushing, Tomoko didn't wake up. "Dammit, Tomo-chan! GET—*MRPH*"

Suddenly, Tomoko pulled the boy in, holding his head in between her breasts.

"MMMM-MMMM! MMMM MMM MMM MMMMM!"

"*GROAN* Huh?" Tooko finally woke up. "What's going on?" Dazed and confused, she looked and saw a brown-haired ponytail boy with his face in her cleavage. "Wha—EEK! SORA?!" She angrily pushed Sora back. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BED?!"

"YOU'RE the one who pulled ME in, Tomo-chan!"

"I AM...Oh, I get it," Tomoko said as his forehead turned blue and her eyelids narrowed. "If you wanted to SLEEP with me THAT badly, all you had to do is—"

*CHOP*

"SORA! DON'T you know how to take a joke?" Tomoko furiously asked as she walked to school some time later.

"Don't YOU know how to TELL a joke, Tomo-chan?" responded her embarrassed friend, Sora, who walked right next to him. "Seriously, you need to GROW UP already!"

In class, the lesson of the day went by like normal, but Tomoki looked out the window, admiring the birds as they went by. "Ah, nothing beats peace and quiet in Sorami," she thought. "I know this town isn't really THAT well known, but that's what I love about it. It's just so peaceful. So quiet. So...So...So...…ZZZ...ZZZ...ZZZ..."

(Tomoko's Dream)

"Help me..."

Tomoko's eyes widened as he found herself in the same grassy field as in the dream she had earlier. She looked up and saw the man hovering over him, whispering, "The sky has taken me..."

(End of Tomoko's Dream)

"Tomo-chan!" Sora yelled as he stood in front of Tomoko's desk, glaring down at the sleepy girl. "You just slept through the entire class!" But then his angry face turned to shock as Tomoko's head arose with tears within her eyes. "Please don't tell me you had that dream again."

"What?" Tomoko asked as she wiped away her eyes. "Oh, no, I didn't, it's just..."

"Don't LIE to me," Sora said with concern in his tone. "You've been having that dream since your grandmother died, haven't you? I think you need some help."

"Help? No, I'm fine! I don't need medical treatment. And even if I DID, I don't think it would help." Tomoko gave a smile, but Sora instantly knew the smile was forced. "Yes, but I don't know who else can help y...wait! THAT'S IT! Let's ask Sugata-senpai!"

"NO WAY!" Tomoko screamed while arising from her desk. "That bitch can't help in the slightest! I refuse to get ANY—"

"HEY! SOMEBODY'S ABOUT TO JUMP OFF THE ROOF!"

Outside the school, a bunch of students looked up at the rooftop, noticing a teenage girl standing on the edge of the roof with a hang-glider in hand; the girl had long white hair and wore rectangular glasses over her green eyes.

"STOP!"

"DON'T DO IT!"

"IT'S TOO DANGEROUS!"

"YOU'LL DIE!"

"WHERE'S THE JUMPER?!" Sora cried as she and Tomoko managed to reach the front of the crowd.

One of the students pointed jump to her.

"S-Sugata-senpai?!" cried Sora. "What are you DOING up there?!"

"Don't worry, everybody," Sugata called down to the crowd down below. "I have calculated direction and mass of the blowing wind. The launch WILL be a success. HERE I GO!"

*FLAP*

Sugata leapt.

"WHOA!"

"SHE'S ACTUALLY FLYING!"

The crowd watched as Sugata flew...right into some tree.

"I'm outta here," Tomoko said as she began to walk off.

"But, Tomo-chan! I'm WORRIED about you!" Sora cried.

"I don't WANT her help, I don't NEED her help, and I'm never gonna ASK for herself! Now leave my peace and quiet alone!"

"...Fine..."

But Tomoko halted in her feet as she felt a bluish-purple aura coming from Sora, causing her to shiver and get chibitized.

(New World Discovery Club)

"So let me see if I understand this," Sugata said to Sora and the modernized Tomoko, "Tomo is having weird dreams about a winged boy who gets slept away from the sky. Am I right?"

"Yes," said Sora.

Tomoko just looked away in irritation.

"Dreams are said to merely be electrical signals that occur when the brain organizes its memories," explained Sugata. "In other words, your memories and your desires become your dreams. However, it's only a reality-based theory; therefore, it cannot explain unreality. For example, do you know what THIS is on my computer?"

Looking at the computer Sugata pointed to, Tomoko saw a black circle moving around the globe. "...No..."

"Precisely, the answer is, 'I don't know'. Many scientists, to be honest, have be studying this for years, yet have been unable to determine what it is; however, I DO: it's the same as the dreams you have...a NEW WORLD floating throughout the sky!"

Chibitized, Tomoko could only hang her mouth wide open in disbelief.

"Wow!" Sora said in amazement.

"SORA! Don't tell me you're believing ANY shit this psycho's saying!" Tomoko yelled into her ear.

"According to my calculations," continued Sugata, "the New World shall be passing over the 400+-year-old cherry tree at 12 o'clock! And I will be there to witness its arrival! You're both welcome to come along if you'd like."

"NO!" cried Tomoko.

"Sure. Thanks, senpai," said Sora in a friendly tone.

Inside her mind, Tomoko was witnessing the beginning of the end of her peaceful life she whole-heartedly desired.

Later that night, at 12 o'clock, Tomoko sat under the over-400-year-old cherry tree to wait for the arrival of the New World, gazing up at the stars...ALL ALONE.

"Sorry, Tomo-chan. Mom won't let me go out late tonight," said Sora.

"Unfortunately, I've been asked to do some help, so I won't be able to attend," said Sugata.

"This is ABSOLUTELY ridiculous," the modernized Tomoko groaned as she got up. "I'm going home!"

*RING* *RING*

Suddenly, Tomoko's phone began ringing.

*BEEP*

"Hello?"

"Get outta there! NOW!"

"Senpai? What's wrong?!"

"There's a discovery I've just learned about! There's a *STATIC* in the sky!"

"A WHAT?! What's going on?"

"THE *STATIC* IS *STATIC* GET OUT *STATIC*"

*BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*

Curious and confused, Tomoko looked up, only to see a giant black hole right above him. Just then...

*BOOM*

"AAHHHHHHHHH!"

Something fell from the black hole right in front of Tomoko, blowing her back. As she got up, see ran over to the newly-produced crater and looked inside, noticing what the object was: the apparent corpse of a person lying on the ground with his eyes shut; it appeared to be a boy, around the age of 15 of 17, he had a long, rosy-pink hair styled in a ponytail secured with a dark pink ribbon, atop his hair was an ahoge, the boy wore and extremely tight white shirt with black shoulder-pads, along with white pants, black gloves, and black sneakers, around his neck was a choker, and, for some reason, there were no cuts anywhere on his boy.

"Is that a boy?!" Tomoko thought. But just then, some of the dust fade away, revealing the boy's entire body. And that when she saw "WINGS?! On his back! He CAN'T be human! What IS he?! Regardless, he's probably dead, so I better get the the hell outta here so I can go home to get some peace and quiet!" And so she did, she ran as fast as her feet could—

*BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM*

Pillars suddenly began felling from the sky, much to poor Tomoko's dismay as she was chibitized now. "WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME!" Suddenly, she modernized once again as she thought about the—

"NO! He's already dead! There's NO need to save a dead guy! But, how did he not get a SCRATCH on him?!" But then she stopped running and panted like crazy. "NO! DO NOT GET INVOLVED WITH A DEAD DUDE! REMEMBER: NOTHING BUT PEACE & QUIET! DON'T...GRRRRRR! GODDAMMIT!" Tomoko reluctantly rushed back to the crater to save the winged boy.

*BOOM*

A pillar landed right behind the boy's head, much to Tomoko's terror. Tomoko jumped into the crater and picked up the boy. "As soon as I get him outta, I'm sure as hell returning getting back to living in peace and quiet! Going home! Watching TV! And sleeping like there's no tomorrow!" Tomoko climbed out of the crater, with the dead boy hanging off her back, and desperately ran as quick as she could, but the weight of the boy was too much that she didn't move as fast. Then she looked up and saw a pillar falling right onto her. "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

*FLAP*

*WHOOSH*

*BOOM*

Tomoko held up her arm and slammed her eyelids shut to prepare for her doom...…...but never came. She opened her eyes and moved her arm away, only to find herself suspended off the ground. Looking back, he saw the boy he boy he was carrying—who was NOT dead, but very much alive—looking at her with emerald eyes...and with his wings spread out. "Imprinting preparations commence." Just then, a chain extended from the boy's choker and wrapped around Tomoko's right hand. "Wh—What's going on?!" thought Tomoko.

The boy gently set Tomoko onto the ground, bring them both to their knees, and the boy bowed in traditional Japanese fashion. "I am humbled to make your acquaintance. I am a pet-type Angeloid, Codename: Alpha. You may call me Icarus," said the boy in a monotone emotionless voice to the shocked girl. "Starting tonight, you have become me master. Therefore, I am bound to fulfill anything to heart desires."

End

Cast:

Eshiko Sugata: Maaya Sakamoto (Japanese); Laura Bailey (English)

Sora Mitsuki: Yuko Sanpei (Japanese); Johnny Yong Bosch (English)

Tomoko Sakurai: Saki Fujita (Japanese); Alison Viktorin (English)

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