THE TWELVE GRIEVANCES OF TWILIGHT
Ho-ho-ho, another anti-Twilight parody, and my first holiday-themed one at that! I don't know why I keep doing this; once I'd started this AT musical thing, the ideas started piling up.
Twilight © Stephenie Meyer
Lyrics © unicorn-skydancer08
All rights reserved.
The first thing of Twilight
That causes me such grief:
That big, shiny red apple!
The second thing of Twilight
That causes me such grief:
Vampires that glitter
And that big, shiny red apple!
The third thing of Twilight
That causes me such grief:
That big brat, Bella
Vampires that glitter
And that big, shiny red apple!
The fourth thing of Twilight
That causes me such grief:
Edward, the stalker
That big brat, Bella
Vampires that glitter
And that big, shiny red apple!
The fifth thing of Twilight
That causes me such grief:
Five big movies
Edward, the stalker
That big brat, Bella
Vampires that glitter
And that big, shiny red apple!
The sixth thing of Twilight
That causes me such grief:
Meyer's lousy writing
Five big movies
Edward, the stalker
That big brat, Bella
Vampires that glitter
And that big, shiny red apple!
The seventh thing of Twilight
That causes me such grief:
Nothing really changes
Meyer's lousy writing
Five big movies
Edward, the stalker
That big brat, Bella
Vampires that glitter
And that big, shiny red apple!
The eighth thing of Twilight
That causes me such grief:
The crummy ending
Nothing really changes
Meyer's lousy writing
Five big movies
Edward, the stalker
That big brat, Bella
Vampires that glitter
And that big, shiny red apple!
The ninth thing of Twilight
That causes me such grief:
Those nutty fangirls
The crummy ending
Nothing really changes
Meyer's lousy writing
Five big movies
Edward, the stalker
That big brat, Bella
Vampires that glitter
And that big, shiny red apple!
The tenth thing of Twilight
That causes me such grief:
Twilight tattoos
Those nutty fangirls
The crummy ending
Nothing really changes
Meyer's lousy writing
Five big movies
Edward, the stalker
That big brat, Bella
Vampires that glitter
And that big, shiny red apple!
The eleventh thing of Twilight
That causes me such grief:
Too much promotion
Twilight tattoos
Those nutty fangirls
The crummy ending
Nothing really changes
Meyer's lousy writing
Five big movies
Edward, the stalker
That big brat, Bella
Vampires that glitter
And that big, shiny red apple!
The twelfth thing of Twilight
That causes me such grief:
Twilight-themed crimes
Too much promotion
Twilight tattoos
Those nutty fangirls
The crummy ending
Nothing really changes
Meyer's lousy writing
Five big movies
Edward, the stalker
That big brat, Bella
Vampires that glitter
And that big, shiny red apple!