Danger Kitty #1

I couldn't help it! I was looking through some computers pics of mine when I saw on of the YYH gang as a wolf and another one of Hiei as a cat. I love kitties! I love suger! I love... Hiei... yeah! I have no clue what I'm yelling about! I own no one. ;_; Wish I did... but I don't. I'll let you read now!

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"I'v got you now!" Yusuke yelled as he threw a SPIRIT GUN at his latest opponent. The gang had been summoned for a mission and was told that their enemy had a uniqe attack that took a while for effect and fortunantly wore off. Unfortunantly though, the effects very and the time your stuck in it is also unclear. So far though, he didn't use that tecnique yet. Acually, take that back...

"No you don't! SUPRISE SUPRISE!" The blast was aimed to Yusuke. Thankfully, Kuwabara warned him and he dodged. Kurama did as well, just barely since he and Hiei were fighting... uh... I'll call him Mark... Anywho. Kurama barely missed Marks attack due to his servents but Hiei got hit since he servents were preventing him from moving fast. To speed things up, Yusuke got mad, destroyed Mark and the battle was over. They brought Hiei, who was knocked unconsious, to Yukina and sent him to a room where he can rest.

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It is now morning two days after. Hiei had been sleeping that long and was now waking up. No one checked up on him since yesterday.

The first thing Hiei see's- a BIG room.

The first things Hiei thinks- 'WHAT THE HELL! WHERE IN THE SEVEN HELLS AM I? WHERE'S...MARK!?'

The first sounds he makes- MEOW! HISS! *throat growl* HISS!

And the first thing Hiei sees- Paws?

I'll stop that now.

"Meowr... Grr." (Well this...sucks.) 1

"Hey guy's, I think I heard something from Hiei's room!" Hiei made a low meow. (Carrot top...)

"Maybe he's awake!" Hiei made another noise.2 (Yukina! ^-^ )

"We should check up on him." Hiei heard Kurama walk to this room. He also heard the others follow and when he looked at the doornob, he couldn't help but notice how shiny it was. Since he was in a dark room, he was blinded a bit when the bright light from the hall came from the opened door.

"Meow?" (What?) he said angrely. Everyone was staring at him, even Kuwabara. But his stare was scary to see. His stare was happy while the others were confused and shocked.

"KITTY!" Kuwabara rushed at Hiei.

"HISS!" (WHAT!) When Kuwabara picked him up with a goofy grin, Hiei got mad and embarrased so...well... he clawed Kuwabara. Hiei meowed and hissed and made other noises [swear words in kitty form. Hey, my cat does that to my brother before clawing him!] really loudly then when he jumped away, he ran.

(Hey...) Hiei slowed down a bit after thinking back to how his landing was. He looked at his hands and noticed how he was sitting. He didn't see Kurama, Yusuke or Yukina watch him from behind. "Meow... [uh he screached here] MEOW!" (Black fur... BLACK FUR!) He jumped from suprise and heard his friends do the same behind him. (I make cat noises. I have black fur... No clothes. No Clothes!) He walke around in a circle to see if he could see himself. (... Guess fur will have to do...) Hiei jumped on a table that had a mirror on it. As soon as he saw his reflection, he fell off. Luckly, Kurama caught him. Nevermind, scrach that... Kurama got scrached for catching him.

In his kitty formed curse thing, Hiei is all black with dark brown fur under his chin and belly. He has thick long bags that cover his Jagan eye since he can't wear clothes. His eyes are even more red than before and his nose is black too. Under his paws pink pads. On his chest though, he has a black sphear circle most likely a tear gem or something...

"Meowr! Meowr! Hiss meowrrrrr" (Let me go! Let me go! God damnit, Let me Gooooooo!) Kurama dropped him after being clawed on his shirt and neck. It was an accident both ways though. Hiei dropped his head and ears and meowed softly while sitting next to Kurama. (Sorry Fox... I'm confused. 'Good thing you can't understand me...')

"Hiei? Is that you?" Hiei looked at him. "Uh..." Kurama looked around and saw that everyone was here now. "If your Hiei, do something to let us know."

"Meowr..." (Baka...) Hiei saw that Kuwabara was next to Yukina, as well as everyone but Yukina who had a sad look at Hiei. Hiei inwardly smirked at how he now had an excuse to hurt Kuwabara and not get in trouble. "Mreow! Hiss!" (Jerky Carrot Top! Get away from her!) Hiei jumped at Kuwabara and clawed his face then ran to Yukina and rubbed her legs in a loving way, purring. When he realised that everyone was watching, he stopped and ran to one of the big rooms.3

"Uh, think that's Hiei?" Yusuke asked.

Kurama nodded. "Yes... Maybe with brain damge in a way, but Hiei none the less."

"That's Hiei!?" Kuwabara yelled. He shivered thinking how earlier events will haunt him the rest of his life. If not that then Yusuke will surly remind him that he tried to hug Hiei. HIEI, of all people!

"If any of you could catch him, I can try to see if he is injured in any way." Yukina said softly.

"Consider it done!" Yusuke said as he ran to find Hiei. Kurama followed while Kuwabara sitting in a corner shaking.

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(Let's see...) Hiei was walking around the place to see if he could figure out the way out. (I came from this room,) He walked past the room he woke up in. (and ran this way... uhoh.) Yusuke was looking at him, and for some reason, Hiei thought he wanted to hurt him. Hiei ran, fast.

"Come on Hiei! I just want to see if your okay!"

(Damn kid yells too much.) Hiei thought to himself before replying in a deep loud throat growl. (Go away! Leave me alone!) "Meowr..." (Ow...) Hiei looked up to see he ran into Kurama while running without seeing where he was going. He may be a cat now but he still has his demonic powers of speed.

"Hello Hiei. Care to come with me for a while?" Hiei looked back and saw Yusuke turn the corner.

"Meowr!" (No!) Hiei ran away before Kurama could pick him up.

"Hiei! PLease come back!" Kurama called while running with Yusuke next to him. His reply was the same as before. "Do you think that means 'no'?" He asked Yusuke.

"Yeah. Very much. He seems to like saying that now." hey saw Hiei jump the window and land in the bushes. When they looked out the window, they saw Hiei was still in the bushes he landed in. Thinking he was hurt, they jumped too. Well accualy, Yusuke did. Kurama tried to stop him but got tangled when he grabbed his shirt and fell with him. Hiei looked up and saw what was screaming and before he could be a cat pancake, he jumped out of the rose bush. Yeah, he landed in a rose bush, at least he didn't get hurt. Too bad we can't say the same thing for Yusuke and Kurama...

"Aaaahhhhhhhh!" Both yelled loudly. They may have been hit by energy attacks, but never pricked by a rose thorn! [Those damn things HURT! Imagine LANDING in a rose BUSH at least five feet long and two-in-a-half feet high. THAT hurts...] Yukina, Botan, and Kuwabara ran to see the two still trying to get out. They also saw Hiei sitting in front of them, watching.

"Hiei, could you come here please?" Yukina asked sweetly, like the way she always askes Hiei something. Hiei looked at her and obayed, sitting in front of her. He also allowed her to pick him up.

"No fair! Ow..." Yusuke got out and tried to pull a few stubborn thorns out of his face, Kurama doing the same.

Everyone saw Hiei stick his tonge out at them them lean closer to Yukina as if he was scared. He was really tring to hide the fact he was smileing and laughing, he just sounded like he was choking. [Yes, my cat does that sometimes too... She as wierd as she seems.] Yukina pulled his face out of her chest [NOT HER BREAST! HER CHEST! HIEI'S NOT SICK!] and looked at his face with a worried look.

"Are you okay Hiei?" Hiei put a blank look on his face then meowed, trying to rub her face. He was hungry.

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After an hour of trying to get everyone to know what he want's [Sweet Snow mainly, and a little space] , Hiei decided to sleep. While lying on the couch, Hiei hoped that the spell would wear off soon. He was pretty sure he didn't want to know what it was like to get stuck in a tree... Just then, while the lights were off in the room and everybody was done talking, someone came in the room... And sat down next to Hiei. Okay, so it sat on Hiei.

"Hiiisssss!" [Stupid I know but I don't really know how to spell the sound itself] (GET OFF!) Hiei, with his new kitty eyes, aimed for the face of the rude person and succeded in earning a scream and soon the intruder ran out in fright. (serves you right.) Hiei got up and walked over to another room and layed down on a bed.

The others came in after Hiei waked out.

"I swear he scratched me hard!"

"Kuwabara, Hiei's not even in here." Kurama reasoned. Yukina sighed.

"How about you all stay here for the night. It is rather late."

"Thanks Yukina. Don't know what we'd do without ya!" Yusuke said happily.

"I'll show you to a room." Yukina said with a smile.

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"And you can stay here Kurama."

"Thank you Yukina."

"It is a bit quiet anyway. Goodnight."

"Goodnight." Kurama walked in the room, and stopped at the doorway. Hiei was laying in the middle of the bed, his ear twitching with the bug flying around it. "Hiei?" Hiei woke up and looked lazily at him, then swatted at the annoying fly.

"Meow..." (great...) He got up, streched in an elegant way, 4and jumped to the carpet next to the bed. He fell strait back to sleep after that.

'Hiei sure act diffrent now. I hope he's back to his old self soon.' Kurama thought after he got changed in the bathroom and got in the bed. He turned off the lamp. "Goodnight Hiei." He only heard a soft purr.

(This sucks... I bet I would have been better off going to the seventh hell.) Hiei was thinking negetive thoughts but it came out as purs to reflect that he was deep in thought. ^-^

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1- Wow, in his kitty form, he tends to make more noise in a few seconds.

2- I just wonder when he realises what KIND of noises...

3- Wow... an emotional Hiei.... .... ......... Sorry, that's a bit....disterbing.... ....... .....yeah....

4- Being a cat is starting to rub off on Hiei! I love kitties

Okay okay okay! I know I got Hiei's personality mostly wrong but I'll try to do much better next time! Remember though, I had a bowl of strawberries and two bowls of sugar next to me right now so NNN! *Stick's tonge out and immediantly hides from flying bannana's* Any idea's of how to change Hiei back... or when? *grins evily at thought of Kurama and Kitty Hiei waking up to find out they slept next to each other... and Hiei was cured overnight* I would also like some clues of how else to torture our favorite Koorome! You can even send what I put earlier just so I can know that's a great idea. *laughes evily* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA JA... Ja!? Where the hell did that come from!? Oh well. If I get at least one idea or three reviews, I'll post the next chapter!