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Chapter 1: Bree

Bree and Rex

Bree could not believe she had just meet somebody completely agreed with all of her politics. Ty agreed with some of her politics but he was rather liberal and this Rex guy was very handsome, even cuter than Ty- wait stop it Bree you shouldn't be thinking about these things you are engaged and your father adores Ty. After careful thinking she decided that introducing her self couldn't hurt. So she strutted straight towards Rex held out a hand and said "Hi I'm Bree Mason"

Bree and George

Bree was baking cranberry orange muffins when Rex came up behind her, kissed her cheek and whispered "Hon, I'm going to the pharmacy want to go?"

"Okay." she agreed seeing as Andrew and Danielle were at Phyllis's. There was no need to wait for the muffins to be done when she could be spending time with her husband. When they arrived at the pharmacy that Rex said he had been coming too. They went up to the counter and appeared a man in his mid-thirties. "Hi sorry for the wait De Kamp. This must be your wife" he said noticing the gigantic ring on Bree's left hand.

"Yea, George this is Bree, Bree meet George"

"Hello George what a pleasure to meet you"

"Oh, no the pleasure is all mine, Bree Van De Kamp" he said as he stared at Bree creepily not that she noticed but Rex did.

Bree and Orson

Bree Van De Kamp was new in town and searching for a dentist for Rex and her when she saw an ad for a Hodge in the Yellow Pages. From his ad she thought he sounded like a pretty decent dentist and decided she would go and meet him so she could tell he's not a weirdo that was going to endanger her or her husbands life. So she called his secretary and made an appointment. When she got there the waiting room was delightful and Orson himself was rather handsome and told her that her teeth were perfect and he would like for his prettiest client to also have the cleanest teeth and then he asked her to dinner. Which she politely declined and told him she was married. Bree Van De Kamp also knew that was the dentist for her and Rex.

Bree and Karl

Bree and Rex were asked to a dinner party at Susan Mayer and her husband Karl's house a few short weeks after they moved. The night of the dinner party Bree called and booked a sitter named Abbey Jones and put on a beautiful white dress with yellow flowers and Rex a charming black tux with a white undershirt. The garments suited them both well. When they knocked on the front door Karl answered "Hey Rex and of course your stunningly beautiful wife Bree" he arrogantly said

"Hey Karl does your wife know what you and that slut Edie Britt did at the Christmas party Mary Alice hosted?" Rex said

"What did Karl and Edie do at the Christmas party?" Bree tried to say but was rudely interrupted

"You wouldn't"

"Oh I would if you ever flirt with my wife right in front of me like that!"

"Wait, How do you know about that?"

"I have my ways!"

That's the End of chapter One. Next chapter will either be about Susan or Gabby