R&R! Warning: Extreme funnyness included.
Disclaimer: I do not own PJO or HoO.
"What do you mean 'they deserved it'? What do they do?" Hermes yelled at Ares.
"I mean that your kids are pansies!" Ares roared.
"My kids? Your kids punch kids, including kids younger than them! Why? Wait, I know why! Because they're scared that if they had a fair fight they'd lose!" Hermes shouted. The gods sighed. Some kids of Ares beat up some kids of Hermes. Both gods' faces were red with anger.
"They are not!" Ares yelled.
"Yes they are! Besides, my kids could've taken yours if your kids didn't tackle them!" Hermes yelled. Ares laughed.
"My kids would've still kicked their butts!" Ares yelled.
"No they wouldn't!" Hermes yelled.
"Yes they would!" Ares bellowed.
"No they wouldn't!" Hermes shouted.
"Why didn't they just run? They seem so good at running away!" Ares yelled. That was the last straw.
"Time to learn a lesson from me and my kids!" Hermes shouted. Before the war god could figure out what was happening, Hermes ran behind him, grabbed his underwear, and flew as high as he could. As Hermes dropped to the ground, every god that wasn't Ares was laughing.
In a confused and pained voice, Ares asked, "Hermes, was that a wedgie?" The curly haired god grinned.
"Yep." He replied. An Iris Message suddenly popped up. In the Iris Message were Chris, Connor, Travis, Kiara, and Marcus, a couple of the children of Hermes, who were grinning ear to ear. They were in the Hermes Cabin.
"Dad!" Connor said. "You've got to come see this!"
"Yeah!" Marcus agreed.
"We kicked the Ares kids' butts!" Chris said, not caring that the war god was right in front of him.
"See, the Ares kids started picking on—" Travis started.
"You guys so you got them back?" Hermes finished.
"On video!" Kiara added excitedly, holding up a video camera. Hermes grinned at his kids.
"I'm coming. But— you got that on video?" Hermes said, directing the last part at Apollo, who threw him a phone. "You have to watch this!"
"Deal!" said the Hermes kids in union.
Later…
Hermes laughed at his kids' video. All of the Hermes cabin was watching it. Each person who had picked on them had their underwear replaced with pink underwear with My Little Ponies on them, hung from the top of the Big House, pantsed*, and left them there till someone noticed them in turn.
"Hanging them from the top of the Big House was the Stolls's idea." Chris said.
"Pantsing them was Marcus's idea." Kiara said.
"Replacing their underwear was Kiara's idea." Marcus said.
"Chris pantsed them." Travis said.
"Now, "Hermes said, "watch mine. They watched the video.
"No way!" Connor laughed.
"That is the funniest thing ever!" Chris said. The children of Hermes laughed till they couldn't breathe. A kid, Austin of the Apollo cabin, rushed into the cabin, slammed the door, and locked it. The sound of weapons hitting the door was heard.
"What did you?" Hermes asked curiously. Austin was surprised to see the god, but recovered quickly.
"Hid all of the Aphrodite cabin's make-up." Austin replied.
"Yes! Finally!" a couple of kids cheered. Travis grinned.
"Welcome to the dark side." Travis said in a Darth Vader voice.
R&R! *Pantsed/ pants/ pantsing— the act of pulling one's pants down. Hope you liked it!