You'd Make a Great Father
Hello readers! I came up with this tory on the walk to school today and wrote the outline in my freetime. Enjoy and review!
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach. I don't even have any Bleach merchandise.
Shunsui Kyoraku sipped his sake calmly. 'so relaxing' He thought. He glanced up as running footsteps came closer to his door. 'Probably Nanao-chan coming to tell me to do my work.' He clutched his sake protectively and took a sip. The door opened and Jushiro Ukitake stumbled, shutting the door quickly and quietly behind him.
"Jushiro?"
"Shh!" Ukitake pressed his ear closer to the door. The sound of ruuning feet and giggles came closer.
"Come on, he can't be far!" Ukitake's twin zampakto souls yelled. As they passed the door, Ukitake let out a sigh of relief.
"Thank god," He whimpered dropping into his chair and putting his head down "I'm safe." Shunsui smiled.
"They giving you hell?"
"Mm-hmm." Silence passed between the two before Shunsui spoke.
"You know, Jushiro, you'd make a great father." He looked up to see his friend's reaction. Ukitake raised his head and gave him the universal "No-freaking-way-in-Hell" glare.
"No."
"Aw, but you do so well with the twins." He pressed.
"I said no." Ukitake replied reaching the end of his patience.
"But you have so much practice!"
"DAMN IT SHUNSUI, I SAID NO!" Ukitake snapped. He continued ranting while Shunsui smiled, glad his friend was releasing his anger.
"Don't you remember in the academy my hair still had darker gray streaks in it? It's because of them my hair is pure white!" Ukitake then collapsed in his chair breathing heavy.
"Feel better?"
"Yeah." Footsteps were heard coming to the door.
"Oh, cra-"
"There you are!" The twins exclaimed.
"NOOO!" Ukitake screamed and clung to his friend "Please don't make me go back!" Before Shunsui could lift a finger the twins were dragging him off. " I'll do what ever you want! I'll do your paperwork! I'll buy you the best sake money can buy! I'll become your personal slave! JUST PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HELP ME!" His screams and sobs could be heard all the way down the hall. 'I hope they don't overexert him.' Shunsui thought and went back to his sake.
I know Ju-chan wouldn't really snap like that, but I don't think it's healthy to be that nice all the time. -_- He needs to let his anger out or he's going to explode. Review please! Every review you send in and Ukitake gets an hour to himself!