Vampirism is a real drag. Being a ten-year-old Irish vampire is a real pain in the neck. Literally.

But you didn't come here to hear me ramble did you? Didn't think so. ^^ My name's Joseph Camula.

But ye can call me JoJo. This is my side of the Wishing powder story. Oh and to clear it up, I'M NOT A GIRL! I AM A LADDIE NOT A LASSIE! OKAY. So please stop calling me Tom's girlfriend AmyTechnoRose. Sheesh. I read your story about me being a girl. NOT FUNNY!

A T R-Sorry it was a joke

J J-Well I'm not amused

A T R-Get on with your story leprechaun

J J- oh man were out of time

Next time okay