Hi! This is a funny little one shot inspired by my little sister! It's probably been done already, but oh well! Percy Jackson belongs to Rick Riordan. Fun fact: Did you know that one of the names you usually see in the Spongebob credits is Zeus Cervas. Zeus Cervas. How awesome is that?!

Annabeth was sitting under the shade of Thalia's tree rereading The Fault in Our Stars for the nth time when all of a sudden Percy came running towards her from the beach.

"Annabeth! Annabeth! I found it! I finally found it!"

Annabeth sighed and closed her book. Hazel and Gus had just arrived at the Anne Frank house. "What? What did you find Percy?" He was gasping for air from running all the way to the tree from wherever he had been.

"Pineapple… Sea… Absorbant… Nautical…" he kept gasping in between words.

"What? Percy, breathe. Yeah that's it. In, out. In, out. Once you've caught your breath, tell me what happened from the beginning," Annabeth said.

Figuring it might take him a couple moments, Annabeth reopened her book. She only got a little in before Percy started talking again.

"Annabeth."

She sighed again. She had almost gotten to the part where Hazel and Gus kiss!

"Alright, I'm listening, Percy. What did you find?"

"I found Spongebob's pineapple!"

Annabeth was so startled she dropped her book. While she picked it up she asked Percy incredulously, "You found what?"

"You heard me!" Percy said enthusiastically. "I found Spongebob's pineapple! He was taking Gary for a walk with Patrick! I went to the Krusty Krab with them! Krabby Patties are good for your soul!"

"Spongebob is a cartoon! He's not real!"

"Well we're not supposed to be real," Percy said defensively. "Why can't he be real?"

"Okay, okay, I believe you," Annabeth consoled him. "Where is he?"

"He lives in a pineapple under the sea, duh!"

"You know what, Percy?"

"What?" he asked eagerly.

"Why don't you talk to Leo or the Stolls about this. I'm sure they'd love to talk to you about Spongebob."

"Okay!"

Leo and the Stolls were just as excited as he was. The rest of the camp was not. By the end of the day, Percy, Leo, and the Stolls had been wacked at least five hundred times. They even had their mouths duct taped shut a couple times by a few select people. (Clarisse, etc.)

They never talked about Percy finding Spongebob again. It didn't stop Percy from bringing Krabby Patties back from Bikini Bottom.

Yeah, it wasn't that great, but it was kind of fun to write. Read my other story The Fourth Marauder!

~Half-blood Wizard Tribute 666