Lullaby of Kirkwall
Hush, little Hawke, don't say a word.
Garrett's gonna buy you a great big sword.
And if that great big sword don't swing,
Garrett's gonna buy you a diamond ring.
And if that diamond ring turns brass,
Garrett's gonna find you a looking glass.
And if that looking glass is melt,
Garrett's gonna buy you a magic belt.
And if that belt can't hold your pants,
Garrett's gonna watch you shimmy dance.
And if that dance is too soon over,
Garrett's gonna buy a 'bari named Rover.
And if that dog named Rover won't play,
Garrett's gonna find you girl in the hay.
And if that girl ever makes you frown,
You'll still be the sweetest little baby in town.
- Hawke, remind me not to bet you like that again, that was painful. Varric