Title: The Many Suitors of Tsunayoshi Sawada
Rating: T+
Pairing: All27
Chapter: Prologue: Timoteo's dilemma.
Disclaimer: We don't own! All characters belong to Amano Akira
Story summary: Tsunayoshi has a slight problem. At the moment he had many strange, weird, homicidal, destructive, and insane males trying to be his husband. So how does Tsuna go about it? Why, invite your tutor, father, and grandfather to help him choose the right one of course.

A/N: So this story is going to be as long as I can take it. Let's see how far I can go.

I can't stop my own laughter

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Timoteo, ninth boss of the great Vongola family had a problem.

At the moment his son, Iemitsu Sawada, and his wife, Nana Sawada, were in a crisis.

Their son, Tsunayoshi Sawada age 25, was being targeted. And not by assassins or rival families. It appeared to be far worse than that.

He was being targeted by suitors.

Everyday he would come home to hundreds of flowers in his bedroom, confessions in his mailbox, jewelry and clothing from the most exotic places and little souvenirs from their missions which usually consisted of skewered heads, an organ or two, and blood stained clothes.

The poor soon to be boss finally got tired of the gifts(harassment) and contacted Nono to see if he could do anything about it.

Unfortunately the elder male honestly didn't know anyway to save his grandson from this kind of predicament. He only had one lover in his life and the days of women throwing themselves at his feet are long gone but in Tsunayoshi's case it's quite different.

He didn't have women throwing themselves, he had men.

And they seemed a little more persistent no matter how many times Tsuna said no.

It was quite unbelievable to the the elder that this might actually occur. When Fuuta and Tsuna came over to visit he even ranked the brunette to be the '#1 most desired Mafioso.'

After a few more incidents concerning Tsuna's many suitors Timoteo decided it was time for him to call on the help of Reborn, who was glad to help offer some assistance to the Vongola family.

After many days of organizing, preparing, and sending death threats(courtesy of Reborn), the day has finally come where Tsuna's suitors come in and introduce themselves.(One at a time of course.)

Now Tsuna, Timoteo, Reborn, and Iemitsu sit waiting for the first person to walk inside and introduce themselves.

Tsuna could already tell this was going to end badly. So very badly.

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A/N: I do this to Tsuna because I love him.

So who should be first?

So many decisions...But let's leave it up to you guys.

I'll be waiting for your reviews.