Dojo Wars
A.K.A.
Make out Paradise
By
Neko and Demi
A.K.A.
Demi and Neko
(Neko is 17 and Demi is 16, Duo is 17, Vegeta is.never mind) (With special guest appearances by love-sick Yusumi, molested Duo, Drunk Vegeta, a dead mizzy, thanks to the good people at Spandex Co. and special thanks from Neko to YU-GI-OH for. you'll see *wink*)
Caution: May contain graphic fan girl situations, written at 2:00 in the morning. I.E. We are sad and horny.....
Beware: This story has no real plot, it may seem like it does but no it does not, it is just a way to express our sicko fantasies, especially Demi. And we give our most sincere apologies to the abused Neko she will be given one free jet plane. See end.
Disclaimer: We at DN Chronicles do not own the characters from the hit show Dragonball Z (Vegeta). We do not own any of the YU-GI-OH people and we do not own [the incredibly sexy] Duo Maxwell from the popular series Gundam Wing [Although Neko would love to]
One day at Neko's b-day party after Crushing Mizzy, who is now dead, Demi realized (because of lack of internet) how the dragon ball z guys shoot power blasts out of their hands. Neko on the other hand simply did not give a damn and in conclusion decided dragon ball power blasts were cool. Driven by her boredom and lack of Internet Demi flew to Ohio where the Z-fighters secretly learned their martial arts. Now every DBZ fan knows that all the best martial artists learn their skills in Ohio.
Unlike Demi, Neko did not give a damn and simply followed Demi to Ohio just to see the multiple spandex clad martial artists. And we all can say is she DEFINITELY had a good time... So packing some sun flower seeds and grabbing Neko by the Arm they flew past the Worlds Biggest Spandex Factory, and into the secret Dojo behind it. (Because well. its all in the location of course:) Upon seeing where the secret Dojo was located Neko instantly gave a damn and shaking loose her arm ran into the spandex factory only to discover that ALL THE MEN WHO WORK IN THE FACTORY WORE SPANDEX. And well you know what happened then after the bucket loads of drooling came the inevitable "Frying of the circuits' causing Neko to go into a fetal position on the floor unconscious of course..
Demi however was training in the Dojo learning vital skills such as the Final Flash from Vegeta after some "Persuading" and how not to get a wedgie from your Spandex. After her training Demi flew into the Spandex company to pick up Neko, clutching a two-for-one coupon for spandex tights, and Vegeta's phone number. Only to find Neko past out on the floor. Neko twitched as Demi poked her on the leg, apparently Neko was to immersed in the dream only know as "Gundam wing slaves" a dream that Neko seemed not to want to leave. Borrowing a bucket of water from the Spandex Employees, Demi poured it over Neko's head freeing her from her sick fantasies. Neko's jumped up in a frenzy clawing at anything around her in blind rage, and soaking everything around her. Wringing out her skirt after jumping away from Neko, Demi looked at the pathetic, wet, and of course pissed off cat, and she couldn't help but laugh hysterically. This did not help Neko's mood however.
Neko glared at Demi as millions of evil, and terrible ways to get back at Demi flashed through her head, grinning wickedly Neko advanced a maniacal glint in her eyes, Neko's tail whipped side to side slicing apart anything it touched. Demi backed away slowly as Neko stepped forward, neko crouched, ready to pounce at Demi when all of the sudden she caught sight of Duo!!! Neko, Letting out a meow, flew at Duo and within the next few minutes of dust in the air and sounds of cursing, the dust cleared and.... What a sight it was!! Neko sitting on a very much shocked Duo her hand playing with his braid, she had on a big smug smirk and letting out a satisfied sigh she glanced over at a very much alone Demi who was gripping the crumbled phone number in her hand.
Suddenly grinning, Demi laughed at Duo mockingly. "Ya know Duo...that's a good way to break your back carrying Neko around and all hehe." Duo grabbed onto the outrage Neko before she shredded Demi and simply raised his eyebrows saying " I happen to like carrying Neko around.. I don't see anyone carrying you. To heavy to be lifted?" and with that Neko stopped twisting and went into a fit of hysterics, Demi unable to think of a better comeback walked away glaring at the floor. When she looked up she saw a fox faced little ghost looking at her. Jumping back she suddenly breathed a sigh of relief realizing it was only Yusumi." Many apologies princess you looked so sombre. Did that nasty little cat and her pilots mock you again?" Demi smiled at least she had YUSUMI to cheer her up.
A.K.A.
Make out Paradise
By
Neko and Demi
A.K.A.
Demi and Neko
(Neko is 17 and Demi is 16, Duo is 17, Vegeta is.never mind) (With special guest appearances by love-sick Yusumi, molested Duo, Drunk Vegeta, a dead mizzy, thanks to the good people at Spandex Co. and special thanks from Neko to YU-GI-OH for. you'll see *wink*)
Caution: May contain graphic fan girl situations, written at 2:00 in the morning. I.E. We are sad and horny.....
Beware: This story has no real plot, it may seem like it does but no it does not, it is just a way to express our sicko fantasies, especially Demi. And we give our most sincere apologies to the abused Neko she will be given one free jet plane. See end.
Disclaimer: We at DN Chronicles do not own the characters from the hit show Dragonball Z (Vegeta). We do not own any of the YU-GI-OH people and we do not own [the incredibly sexy] Duo Maxwell from the popular series Gundam Wing [Although Neko would love to]
One day at Neko's b-day party after Crushing Mizzy, who is now dead, Demi realized (because of lack of internet) how the dragon ball z guys shoot power blasts out of their hands. Neko on the other hand simply did not give a damn and in conclusion decided dragon ball power blasts were cool. Driven by her boredom and lack of Internet Demi flew to Ohio where the Z-fighters secretly learned their martial arts. Now every DBZ fan knows that all the best martial artists learn their skills in Ohio.
Unlike Demi, Neko did not give a damn and simply followed Demi to Ohio just to see the multiple spandex clad martial artists. And we all can say is she DEFINITELY had a good time... So packing some sun flower seeds and grabbing Neko by the Arm they flew past the Worlds Biggest Spandex Factory, and into the secret Dojo behind it. (Because well. its all in the location of course:) Upon seeing where the secret Dojo was located Neko instantly gave a damn and shaking loose her arm ran into the spandex factory only to discover that ALL THE MEN WHO WORK IN THE FACTORY WORE SPANDEX. And well you know what happened then after the bucket loads of drooling came the inevitable "Frying of the circuits' causing Neko to go into a fetal position on the floor unconscious of course..
Demi however was training in the Dojo learning vital skills such as the Final Flash from Vegeta after some "Persuading" and how not to get a wedgie from your Spandex. After her training Demi flew into the Spandex company to pick up Neko, clutching a two-for-one coupon for spandex tights, and Vegeta's phone number. Only to find Neko past out on the floor. Neko twitched as Demi poked her on the leg, apparently Neko was to immersed in the dream only know as "Gundam wing slaves" a dream that Neko seemed not to want to leave. Borrowing a bucket of water from the Spandex Employees, Demi poured it over Neko's head freeing her from her sick fantasies. Neko's jumped up in a frenzy clawing at anything around her in blind rage, and soaking everything around her. Wringing out her skirt after jumping away from Neko, Demi looked at the pathetic, wet, and of course pissed off cat, and she couldn't help but laugh hysterically. This did not help Neko's mood however.
Neko glared at Demi as millions of evil, and terrible ways to get back at Demi flashed through her head, grinning wickedly Neko advanced a maniacal glint in her eyes, Neko's tail whipped side to side slicing apart anything it touched. Demi backed away slowly as Neko stepped forward, neko crouched, ready to pounce at Demi when all of the sudden she caught sight of Duo!!! Neko, Letting out a meow, flew at Duo and within the next few minutes of dust in the air and sounds of cursing, the dust cleared and.... What a sight it was!! Neko sitting on a very much shocked Duo her hand playing with his braid, she had on a big smug smirk and letting out a satisfied sigh she glanced over at a very much alone Demi who was gripping the crumbled phone number in her hand.
Suddenly grinning, Demi laughed at Duo mockingly. "Ya know Duo...that's a good way to break your back carrying Neko around and all hehe." Duo grabbed onto the outrage Neko before she shredded Demi and simply raised his eyebrows saying " I happen to like carrying Neko around.. I don't see anyone carrying you. To heavy to be lifted?" and with that Neko stopped twisting and went into a fit of hysterics, Demi unable to think of a better comeback walked away glaring at the floor. When she looked up she saw a fox faced little ghost looking at her. Jumping back she suddenly breathed a sigh of relief realizing it was only Yusumi." Many apologies princess you looked so sombre. Did that nasty little cat and her pilots mock you again?" Demi smiled at least she had YUSUMI to cheer her up.